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Rebuke I wish to get saved. - 07-17-2019, 11:48 PM

Hi. I'm curious as to how I can get saved and become a full member so I can post here and learn about Jesus with y'all! Can I get some help?
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Default Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-17-2019, 11:53 PM

A cautious welcome to you. You can start by following the instructions at the top of the page and telling us how you found Jesus, which Bible verse is your favorite, and where you go to church.


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Jesus Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-18-2019, 12:11 AM

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Hi. I'm curious as to how I can get saved and become a full member so I can post here and learn about Jesus with y'all! Can I get some help?
Read the bible and follow directions


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-18-2019, 12:19 AM

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Dear Miss Warrior: to , at . We would love to get to know you. But before we go any further, we ask that you re-read the top of the Introduction Forum page, where you will find some simple requests that we make of our newcomers.

The information that we've requested is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Once you have fulfilled our simple request, then we look forward to getting to know you as we study the together.

You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to get set on fire and burn in for all of eternity, unless you repent of your disgusting, sickening sins and give your life to as your .

May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-18-2019, 12:29 PM

Hello Biblewarrior2003 and welcome!


Unfortunately, it is my difficult responsibility to tell you that it's not up to you whether you are Saved or not: Jesus has already decided whether you're worth saving:


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16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

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Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.

So there is nothing you can do--after all, do you think you're omnipotent?


That said, it is possible that Jesus decided that He loves you and wants you to be with Him for eternity! One way to tell is whether you find yourself compelled to follow His directions, as others have shown you: live according to His principles, ensure that you are current or ahead of your tithing schedule and spreading the Gospel to all the world!


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Default Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-18-2019, 02:18 PM

Hi! Have you tried to become a positive force in every place you go before you asking to become a member?

Let's say I want to become a member of an "X" club. Just for fun, let's say is the KKK (just for fun, I won't go with them since they are not True Christians). One thing I can do to become a member is to read everything they publish, support them with money, help to run raisefunding events, never criticize in public what they do, obey their rules, not contradict a member in a debate, and generally do as if I wanted to be there to be a genuine member and not to troll them.


Don't you agree that could be a good way to start?


Please tell us more about you, your walk with the Lord, your preferences in terms of Bible verses, which guns do you own, when did you meet Jesus, and so on and so forth.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: I wish to get saved. - 07-26-2019, 10:35 AM

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Hi! Have you tried to become a positive force in every place you go before you asking to become a member?

Let's say I want to become a member of an "X" club. Just for fun, let's say is the KKK (just for fun, I won't go with them since they are not True Christians). One thing I can do to become a member is to read everything they publish, support them with money, help to run raisefunding events, never criticize in public what they do, obey their rules, not contradict a member in a debate, and generally do as if I wanted to be there to be a genuine member and not to troll them.


Don't you agree that could be a good way to start?


Please tell us more about you, your walk with the Lord, your preferences in terms of Bible verses, which guns do you own, when did you meet Jesus, and so on and so forth.
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