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Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 07:02 AM
I didn’t know what a clitoris was. I asked my pastor. He turned red. He said he didn’t really know, but he’d been told that it’s what turns women into whores. So then I asked my wife. According to her, it’s a pea sized thing down there.
So, what’s the problem with cutting off a tiny bit of flesh to stop them becoming whores? There is none that I can see, but the liberals and democrats want our daughters to be whores. They call it Female Genital Mutilation. I might call it Future Girl Management.
So I’m thinking of instructing my wife to ensure my girls have a cliterodectamy. And probably getting her done at the same time.
I’m wondering if anyone else has had it done to their daughters
Genesis 38:24 And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.
Romans 1:26-32 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 07:10 AM
A good idea in theory, but I don't want my girls mistaken for Mooslim when uncoiled by their future Christian hubbies.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 07:15 AM
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A good idea in theory, but I don't want my girls mistaken for Mooslim when uncoiled by their future Christian hubbies.
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What sort of a Christian man would ever look there? I've never seen my wife naked. I insist she undresses and dons her nightgown with the lights out.
What sort of a Christian man even knows what a mooselimb woman looks like? She could be a hippopotamus under those robes. She probably is.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 07:21 AM
Well not being a man myself, I don't know these things, but I imagine there be an itch on the choo-choo chugging through along the gaping scar.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 11:54 AM
Off, you say? "Out" may be the appropriate adverb in this situation.
The cursed organ runs deeper into the anatomy than one would suspect.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 12:26 PM
A good Christian girl would practice abstinence and have self control obviously. I’m not really sure what is this “clitoris” you’re talking about but I am going to go out on a limb and say that if you have to chop it off to keep your wife or daughter in line, then they are hell bound anyway. What’s a clitoris by the way?
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 02:10 PM
That's an excellent idea, Brother Farmer, and it comes from Jesus Himself! We must not forget his instruction in such delicate matters:
Matthew 5:30 (KJV 1611): "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Off, you say? "Out" may be the appropriate adverb in this situation.
The cursed organ runs deeper into the anatomy than one would suspect.
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The talk here is taking a turn for the pornographic, unfortunately. We need to stop talking about disgusting things like this and start hiding shameful personal details deep in the recesses of our minds where they will stay safely buried.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 05:29 PM
I’m really confused! They never talked about stuff like this in school and discussion of this “clitoris” is just scaring me. It sounds like baloney. I’ve seen no mention of this part in The Bible as well so it must be a no no.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 06:20 PM
I check all the Hutcnins girls daily to ensure they are intact and undamaged from horse back riding. None seem to be cursed with 'the clitmidiea'. God loves a True Christian™
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-05-2019, 11:43 PM
Oh my word! My husband is forbidding me to read this thread. He tells me that the clitoris is a myth, like the G-spot, and refuses to elaborate on either. So I will not be responding to this thread at all, and Maxine, I suggest your father watches more carefully where you post!
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-06-2019, 12:52 AM
If God wanted people to fixate on 'it', he would of made 'it' pleasing to look at. He might of also placed it on our foreheads instead inside out clothes.
Colossians 3:5
5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:
Matthew 19:12
12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive
2 Timothy 3:16
16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Has anyone had their daughter's clitoris cut off? -
04-06-2019, 12:57 AM
Miss Dana, I don’t even know what they are talking about but it can’t be anything good so that’s what I’ll believe too.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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