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Favorite bumper stickers -
07-12-2011, 06:12 PM
This thread is for photos of the best bumper stickers you've seen.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
07-12-2011, 06:20 PM
Good one, here is the one on one of my cars.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
07-12-2011, 06:39 PM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
07-12-2011, 07:02 PM
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07-12-2011, 08:05 PM
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08-01-2011, 12:00 AM
Utterly charming!
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08-01-2011, 12:20 AM
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My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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08-01-2011, 01:06 AM
"Hell No - We won't NOT go!"
Sorry I couldn't post it. Some surrender monkey peeled it off my Hummer
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08-01-2011, 02:04 AM
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08-01-2011, 03:19 AM
I like that mine's red white and blue!
Sends a double message...
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08-01-2011, 11:01 AM
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
08-02-2011, 04:36 PM
That last one is too vulgar. "Guns get dung done" would be a family-friendly way of putting it.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
08-02-2011, 07:43 PM
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That last one is too vulgar. "Guns get dung done" would be a family-friendly way of putting it.
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You sure have a point here; how about “ GUNS GIT-R-DONE”?
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
08-02-2011, 09:59 PM
Believe me, I would coat my car with bumper stickers, but I drive a 2011 Mercedes S600 and I got to keep my baby clean looking.
Here's some great ones:
(It's ironic because gravity is only a theory!)
Oh and one bonus one. I absolutely hate this one, but I know Bobby-Joe will flip even more...
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08-02-2011, 10:11 PM
Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?
Personally, I drive a SMART Car. I used to drive Volvos, but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible.
Here's some great Christian bumper stickers that I would love to see you old country dumplings put on your trucks...
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
08-03-2011, 07:31 AM
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This one has to be the most offensive. The Threat Against Tradition Marriage is no joking matter, and how dare you drag God™ into it? JESUS© IS NOT YOUR POSTERBOY!
Just wait till you have gay marrieds living next to you, taking your parking spaces and marriage licenses, and forcing acknowledment of their "accomplishments" and sex rites into your grade school carriculems.
You'll be laughing out the other side of your afro, then.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-04-2011, 11:14 PM
Bumper stickers are derided for being crude and simple. Not true: they can be very subtle. I like this one:
See how it quietly and innoffensively reminds us that Wall Street is as much a war zone as the ruins of Falluja? There's no difference: in both places we are beseiged by mobs of mortal enemies with whom our only interactions can be either shooting first or being shot first.
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10-05-2011, 01:26 AM
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-05-2011, 02:12 AM
I have this decal on my suburban:
My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-05-2011, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I have this decal on my suburban:
My dear deluded atheist husband won't let me put this one on.
Oh, and ThelmaSue, I adore your avi!
Housework indeed rules!
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Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.
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