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Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 12:40 AM
I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 12:45 AM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 12:51 AM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
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I suggest looking through this false religions and cults forum for threads on Catholics, for starters.
Also, Wikipedia has an excellent page on "criticism of the catholic church".
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02-27-2007, 02:00 AM
We pray to Jesus, for one, instead of His mom and a Nazi pedophile in a tallywhacker-shaped hat. We actually worship God instead pretending to eat Him. We read the Bible, and we believe God when He tells us that He wrote it. That covers the basics... oh, and we're also not too keen on buggering little children. Wacky, isn't it?
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02-27-2007, 02:25 AM
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So now you Landovarians like Wikipedia? You Baptists have no shame at all.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 02:47 AM
oh my
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So now you Landovarians like Wikipedia? You Baptists have no shame at all.
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I never said Landovarians like Wikipedia. I said they had an excellent page on "criticism of the catholic church".
Maybe you should read it!
But, since you prefer to rehash it here, Catholics:
- Don't believe Hell is an actual place, just a "state of separation from God" (per Pope John Paul II), in direct conflict with Scripture;
- Pray to statues and stained-glass windows of Mary and of other dead people, whom they call "saints", to intercede on their behalf instead of praying to God, in direct conflict with Scripture;
- Pray to wafers and wine, calling them Jesus' flesh and blood (making them cannibals);
- Forbid priests to marry, in direct conflict with Scripture;
- Forbid the eating of meat on Fridays and in Lent, in direct conflict with Scripture; and
- Claim that friends and family can "pray" their deceased loved ones into Heaven, in direct conflict with Scripture.
They also put their traditions over what the Bible says, in direct conflict with Scripture, and add texts to the Bible. Oh, yes, that's in direct conflict with Scripture.
In short, nearly everything Catholics do is in direct conflict with Scripture.
They even use a crucifix instead of a cross, indicating their focus on the crucifixion and death of Christ, rather than His Resurrection.
You may note that I have not touched upon pedophilia. This perversion is clearly condoned by the Pope and Church hierarchy, as they continually hide priests who sexually abuse children, and shuffle them around to new parishes where they may molest again. No person who truly condemned the rape of children would provide the child-rapists with fresh victims each year! However, this is not a "formal" doctrinal issue, which is why it is not in the list above.
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02-27-2007, 03:13 AM
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However, this is not a "formal" doctrinal issue, which is why it is not in the list above.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 03:47 AM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics
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If you are completely unfamiliar with True Christianity and the innumerable false Christians and cults in the world, I wonder what you are doing here? Perhaps Jesus has called you here to help you get Saved©.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 04:01 AM
I randomly found the from, read it laughed a bit and decided to join. I would make a horrible Baptist I could never make it to church every Sunday and then I would find it impossible to follow all the rules and regulations laid out in the bible.
(yesh you read the king James bible as in king James the first of England? Former Scott?)
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 05:33 AM
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I randomly found the from, read it laughed a bit and decided to join. I would make a horrible Baptist I could never make it to church every Sunday and then I would find it impossible to follow all the rules and regulations laid out in the bible.
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Well, then you're going to hell.. Just for being too lazy to accept Jesus.
Quite stupid of you, I'd say.
Eternal torment in a literal lake of fire can't be too fun.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 05:57 AM
Some points for starters:
1) Catholics have a pope at the head of their church
2) Different bible
3) Believe in transubstantiation (sp?)
4) Pray to Mary who is actually Isis in disguise, stolen from Paganism as much of catholicism and xtianity actually is.
5) Catholic priests are not permitted to marry, and are addressed as 'father' instead of 'pastor'.
6) They have nuns.
7) Believe Peter to have been 'the first pope'
8) Veneration of angels and dead saints, and use of images.
9) Making the sign of the cross.
10)The Rosary, mechanical praying with beads
To name a few. There's more.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 07:44 AM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics
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Most of the major catholic heresies have been covered -- one overlooked though, is that the cathylicks, in direct opposition to scripture, take eviloution seriously. Obviously this is nonsense; God created the earth in 6 days and eviloution is impossible.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 08:33 AM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
p.s. please if you can help it as little satire towards Catholics
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Son, we don't use satire on this HOLY board. And we don't have to, since the Catholics do a smashing good job of it themselves - worshiping fish instead of God.
Here's an ancient stone relief showing a Chaldean fish priest:
Notice, how the fish-head looks like today's papal mitre and how the fish-body looks like a cloak. Here's a picture of a bunch of Mesopotamian fish-priests to facilitate comparison.
You may want to study this thread for more examples.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
02-27-2007, 01:36 PM
Oh, and the Bible states that the ceremonial title of Father is reserved solely for God, whereas the Catholics apply it to any transvestite paedophile they can find:
Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-09-2009, 07:12 PM
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I am not well know in the various sects of Christianity so can some of you people tell me the differences between Catholics and Baptists
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Hello
I am a Catholic that recently came to this forum. If you read my introduction: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28579
Many of the differences between Baptists and Catholics were discussed here.
Except one difference I did note was that many of my Baptist friends believe that God loves everyone (This is what I believe as well) and the Baptists here did not.
If you have any further questions I have spent quite some time deliberating the differences between Catholics and Baptists and the justifications for each side and will be happy to provide unbiased answers
Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-09-2009, 07:52 PM
I'm a Catholic too, and I think the major difference is that Catholics tend to be good, decent human beings, whereas everyone else tends to be evil degenerates who spit on God's face. About Protestants in particular, they are mostly arrogant and prideful heretics who take it upon themselves to interpret God's words, completely reject the church Jesus lovingly offered them, and think that their silly so-called "faith" (which actually is very small, considering all the things they won't believe in, like transubstantiation) is enough to save them. Here's a good thread I made showing Catholic beliefs:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27762
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-09-2009, 09:22 PM
I note the Catholics have also buggered the 10 Commandments.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-10-2009, 12:22 AM
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Hello
I am a Catholic that recently came to this forum. If you read my introduction: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28579
Many of the differences between Baptists and Catholics were discussed here.
Except one difference I did note was that many of my Baptist friends believe that God loves everyone (This is what I believe as well) and the Baptists here did not.
If you have any further questions I have spent quite some time deliberating the differences between Catholics and Baptists and the justifications for each side and will be happy to provide unbiased answers
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Originally Posted by James Peter
I'm a Catholic too, and I think the major difference is that Catholics tend to be good, decent human beings, whereas everyone else tends to be evil degenerates who spit on God's face. About Protestants in particular, they are mostly arrogant and prideful heretics who take it upon themselves to interpret God's words, completely reject the church Jesus lovingly offered them, and think that their silly so-called "faith" (which actually is very small, considering all the things they won't believe in, like transubstantiation) is enough to save them. Here's a good thread I made showing Catholic beliefs:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27762
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I noticed that neither of you can answer the points made in this thread.
We are not interested in hearing your papist lies. Accept Jesus or take a hike.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-10-2009, 12:28 AM
I am indeed surprised James Peter can take the time away from buggering the Catholic youths to come to Landover and troll our forum.
I am picturing centuries of vile torments in Hell for every keystroke he makes posting here. Repellent demons puncturing his vitals with thorny pikes, his privy gnawed upon by Hell rats, his tongue plucked with red hot pincers, and his eyes gouged with dull augers wielded by palsied ogres !!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Difference from Catholics? -
09-10-2009, 02:59 AM
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I noticed that neither of you can answer the points made in this thread.
We are not interested in hearing your papist lies. Accept Jesus or take a hike.
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Just like Godly Republicans answering Obama, we do not need to point out how you are wrong. We know you are, and we have explained and answered all your questions already elsewhere. We need only shout out "LIES!" and we know it's true. You are a liar!
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