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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-13-2009, 02:34 AM

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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-13-2009, 03:49 AM

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"Men and brethren, let me freely speak unto you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his sepulchre is with us unto this day." - Acts 2:29

"For David is not ascended into the heavens: but he saith himself, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand" - Acts 2:34


Mary, like David, is dead and buried. People speak of people as being in Heaven or Hell as a figure of speech, an indication of where they will ultimately end up, but you don't really think that others besides Jesus have conquered death, do you? She did not resurrect and as far as I know the Day of Resurrection has not come and passed so she's waiting along with everyone else who has died.

And she gave birth to other children after Jesus.

"And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?" - Matthew 13:53-56

But those were just your typical type, you know, the kind that require sexual contact between a man and a woman.

"Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: And knew her not TILL she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS." - Matthew 1:24-25

So I'm doubting she was still a virgin when she died seeing as she had other children and Joseph, her husband, did know her after Jesus was born. Why would a man stay married to a woman who won't even touch him? What would be the point of such a marriage?
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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-13-2009, 01:40 PM

Well, me an Veda went to da Catlick church dis mornin cause Veda was feelin like a little wine. I got to say it weren't half as bad as you'd be thinkin cause they be feedin us.
I jist dont understand why they ain't givin you some velvetta cheese or peanut butter fo the cracker we be eatin during the communism.


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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-13-2009, 02:44 PM

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Well, me an Veda went to da Catlick church dis mornin cause Veda was feelin like a little wine. I got to say it weren't half as bad as you'd be thinkin cause they be feedin us.
I jist dont understand why they ain't givin you some velvetta cheese or peanut butter fo the cracker we be eatin during the communism.
Why would you ever set foot in a catholic "church"? That food you ate was financed by the damnation of hundreds, maybe thousands. I can see if you wanted to stay close to the children so that the priests wouldn't have a chance to bugger them, but for wine and free food???

When exactly did you attend the Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus? I'm going to try and look up your file.
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Why would you ever set foot in a catholic "church"? That food you ate was financed by the damnation of hundreds, maybe thousands. I can see if you wanted to stay close to the children so that the priests wouldn't have a chance to bugger them, but for wine and free food???

When exactly did you attend the Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus? I'm going to try and look up your file.
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Well, I is hopin you ain't questionin my good integrity, boy. I don see you servin up no food and wine on Sunday.
I checked the records. You never attended the Academy and are therefore technically not cleansed in the blood of Jesus. There is no record of you whatsoever. I apologize. I thought perhaps you were supposed to be white, but I see you are still very much a nigress. Perhaps one day you will fully overcome your nigra tendencies and become normal. Jesus can do miracles. Carry on.
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I checked the records. You never attended the Academy and are therefore technically not cleansed in the blood of Jesus. There is no record of you whatsoever. I apologize. I thought perhaps you were supposed to be white, but I see you are still very much a nigress. Perhaps one day you will fully overcome your nigra tendencies and become normal. Jesus can do miracles. Carry on.
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"Men and brethren, let me freely speak unto you of the patriarch David, that he is both dead and buried, and his sepulchre is with us unto this day." - Acts 2:29

"For David is not ascended into the heavens: but he saith himself, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand" - Acts 2:34

Mary, like David, is dead and buried. People speak of people as being in Heaven or Hell as a figure of speech, an indication of where they will ultimately end up, but you don't really think that others besides Jesus have conquered death, do you? She did not resurrect and as far as I know the Day of Resurrection has not come and passed so she's waiting along with everyone else who has died.
WRONG! The Virgin Mary ascended bodily into heaven while still alive. It's clearly written in the Bible!

And she gave birth to other children after Jesus.

"And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things?" - Matthew 13:53-56[/quote]

Wrong again! Those were Jesus' cousins. It's clearly stated in the Bible.

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But those were just your typical type, you know, the kind that require sexual contact between a man and a woman.
NOPE!

http://www.catholic.com/library/Bret...f_the_Lord.asp

Fundamentalists insist that "brethren of the Lord" must be interpreted in the strict sense. They most commonly make two arguments based on Matthew 1:25: "[A]nd he did not know her until (Greek: heos, also translated into English as "till") she brought forth her firstborn son." They first argue that the natural inference from "till" is that Joseph and Mary afterward lived together as husband and wife, in the usual sense, and had several children. Otherwise, why would Jesus be called "first-born"? Doesn’t that mean there must have been at least a "second-born," perhaps a "third-born," and so on? But they are using a narrow, modern meaning of "until," instead of the meaning it had when the Bible was written. In the Bible, it means only that some action did not happen up to a certain point; it does not imply that the action did happen later, which is the modern sense of the term. In fact, if the modern sense is forced on the Bible, some ridiculous meanings result.

Consider this line: "Michal the daughter of Saul had no children till the day of her death" (2 Sam. 6:23). Are we to assume she had children after her death?

There is also the burial of Moses. The book of Deuteronomy says that no one knew the location of his grave "until this present day" (Deut. 34:6, Knox). But we know that no one has known since that day either.

The examples could be multiplied, but you get the idea—nothing can be proved from the use of the word "till" in Matthew 1:25. Recent translations give a better sense of the verse: "He had no relations with her at any time before she bore a son" (New American Bible); "He had not known her when she bore a son" (Knox).

Fundamentalists claim Jesus could not be Mary’s "first-born" unless there were other children that followed him. But this shows ignorance of the way the ancient Jews used the term. For them it meant the child that opened the womb (Ex. 13:2; Num. 3:12). Under the Mosaic Law, it was the "first-born" son that was to be sanctified (Ex. 34:20). Did this mean the parents had to wait until a second son was born before they could call their first the "first-born"? Hardly. The first male child of a marriage was termed the "first-born" even if he turned out to be the only child of the marriage.

"Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife: And knew her not TILL she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS." - Matthew 1:24-25

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So I'm doubting she was still a virgin when she died seeing as she had other children and Joseph, her husband, did know her after Jesus was born. Why would a man stay married to a woman who won't even touch him? What would be the point of such a marriage?
Wrong as always, Protestant stooge!

"Fundamentalists say it would have been repugnant for Mary and Joseph to enter a marriage and remain celibate. They call such marriages "unnatural" arrangements. Certainly they were unusual, but not as unusual as having the Son of God in one’s family, and not nearly as unusual as having a virgin give birth to a child. The Holy Family was neither an average family nor should we expect its members to act as would members of an average family.

The circumstances demanded sacrifice by Mary and Joseph. This was a special family, set aside for the nurturing of the Son of God. No greater dignity could be given to marriage than that."


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WRONG! The Virgin Mary ascended bodily into heaven while still alive. It's clearly written in the Bible!
That's fine and dandy. But you seem to have forgotten to provide the book, chapter and verse for your assumption. I'm patiently waiting, papist. How long have you been here? You should know by now that we demand scripture.

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Wrong again! Those were Jesus' cousins. It's clearly stated in the Bible.
*sigh* Once again you seem to have forgotten to provide the book, chapter and verse for your assumption. Come on now, ring kisser, you know better.

And for things so "clearly" written you'd think you would "clearly" post them.

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Consider this line: "Michal the daughter of Saul had no children till the day of her death" (2 Sam. 6:23). Are we to assume she had children after her death?
No, that says they did not have children up until the day she died (i.e. she died without giving birth). Of course she cannot have children while dead.

Now if it said, ""Michal the daughter of Saul had no children till the day of her 16th birthday", then the context has changed.

You failed, boy buggerer. Try again.

And don't ever quote any NIV-type crap on these godly forums. The last thing I will tolerate is some secular progressive papal inspired "interpretation" of the Bible scripted to fit their desired meaning. It is blasphemy!!! KJV 1611 only, please. Thank you.

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The circumstances demanded sacrifice by Mary and Joseph. This was a special family, set aside for the nurturing of the Son of God. No greater dignity could be given to marriage than that."
No, what you propose requires sacrifice by Mary. Joseph has no need to be a part of such an "unusual" marriage. There was no marriage according to you. By your logic I am married to my house cleaning staff by virtue of occupying the same residence. Conchita would be very surprised to hear that.

And do not make the mistake of saying the Jesus needed anything from Joseph other than his "DNA" (Matthew 1:1-16) - which was given miraculously - not sexually.

OK, sooooo as far as we know Mary is dead and buried and she had children with Joseph after she gave birth to Jesus. Patiently waiting for you to clear this up, papst, but until then my statements stand.
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Yes, "honorary".... As in you didn't earn the title. It's like famous people getting honorary degrees from universities when they've never even attended a single class at the college.

You are still very much a nigress, but at least you are trying to better yourself and become normal. We are all very proud of you, Vasoline. I have full confidence that one day far off in the distant distant distant future that you will be purified by Jesus and made white.

I get the impression I've upset you. Let me makes things right. I'll have Conchita fix you up a few buckets of fried chicken for you, get you a couple watermelons, buy you a few cases of malt liquor, a couple packs of menthols, some Red Lobster coupons for when you feel like going somehwere "fancy" and I'll even throw in a 300 dollar "wellfare" check to you for each niglet you've spawned. Are we good now?
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QUOTE=Catholic - Not Christian;398327]I do not believe that any one act on my part, other than martyrdom, will assure a place in heaven.[/QUOTE]Well, with luck, you'll have that opportunity, then you can see for yourself that it doesn't work.

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For one can ALWAYS fall from grace.
Actually, it is impossible to fall from Grace. Jesus told us this in John 6:37-39:

All that the Father giveth me shall come to me; and him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.

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Everyone counts. If God did not love it, why does is exist?
Ridiculous. Does God love Satan? Does God love sin?

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we read nearly the entire bible cover to cover
Then why don't you follow its teachings?

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We believe in "one baptism for the forgiveness of sins".
You also believe in bowing down in front of carved statues. If you can't follow the Ten Commandments in your own so-called churches, believe me, I don't expect you to follow God's word regarding Baptism, either.

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If you want to know more about Catholic Baptism, start a new thread....
I really, really don't.

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And apparently Baptists believe to the judges of mankind. Sorry, but Catholics believe that God decides this.
And yet God told us to judge:

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24

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Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.... Exodus 20:3-4

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Do you think I would try to trick you?
No. I think you are completely honest. However, I think that Satan would try to trick me, just as he tricked you into being a Catholic. Satan is using you to get to me, and he is the father of lies.

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Untrue. Period.
True. Without doubt.

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Untrue. Period.
True. Without doubt.

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Romans 3:10-"None is righteous, no not one." (emphasis added)
Romans 3 is talking about the Jews and whether they can earn salvation through the law, without faith in Jesus. And there he says no, they cannot, and that nobody can: Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law. Romans 3:28

When your so-called priest gets around to reading this passage within the next three years, ask him to read it slowly so you can understand what it says. (emphasis added)

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The Bible says water and spirit, the stream is quite unnecessary... Sigh, all those poor "unsaved" people in the desert with no stream to be baptized in... I guess they're going to hell by your standards.
I didn't say a stream was required. What is required is that you understand what is happening when you are Baptised. Infants don't understand.

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Wow, you not only determine the salvation/damnation of others, you get to decide for yourself too! Amazing!
That's not what I said. I don't decide at all. God has already decided who will be Saved, and there's nothing you or I or the Saved or the damned or anyone else can do about it.

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Catholics believe in salvation by the grace of God alone.
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Do they pay you to advertise like that?
Freely given, freely received.

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Chapter and verse, please.

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You must be the ugly kid in the Congregation, then.

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Catholics are going to Hell. See? My generalizations are perfectly rational.


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Yes, "honorary".... As in you didn't earn the title. It's like famous people getting honorary degrees from universities when they've never even attended a single class at the college.

You are still very much a nigress, but at least you are trying to better yourself and become normal. We are all very proud of you, Vasoline. I have full confidence that one day far off in the distant distant distant future that you will be purified by Jesus and made white.

I get the impression I've upset you. Let me makes things right. I'll have Conchita fix you up a few buckets of fried chicken for you, get you a couple watermelons, buy you a few cases of malt liquor, a couple packs of menthols, some Red Lobster coupons for when you feel like going somehwere "fancy" and I'll even throw in a 300 dollar "wellfare" check to you for each niglet you've spawned. Are we good now?
Well dat it, I don't need no uppity nigger to tell me bout myself. I is done wif Landover. Iffen dey want, they kin have all da educated nigras dey want cause I is out of here!


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Well dat it, I don't need no uppity nigger to tell me bout myself. I is done wif Landover. Iffen dey want, they kin have all da educated nigras dey want cause I is out of here!
Now now Miss Vav, don't get all worked up. Without Landover you wouldn't be able to pick up all that extra work doing White people's laundry. And don't forget, we helped get that whole situation cleared up when your "husband" stuck a shiv in your neighbor lady Miss Lateesha because he thought she's swiped one of his catfish.


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Well dat it, I don't need no uppity nigger to tell me bout myself. I is done wif Landover. Iffen dey want, they kin have all da educated nigras dey want cause I is out of here!
Now, Miss Valvoline, I'm trying my darnest to be nice to you and correct any wrongs I might have done to you. What is with your kind? I give you free food, drink, recreation and even a handout. Isn't that what you people love most: Free stuff? What else do you want? I'm not giving you 40 acres and I don't have any mules. And for all my True Christian kindness you call me, and this entire congregation, "niggers"? Why that's just plain rude, Miss Vasoline. I just hope you don't start slinging poo at us.

I think you owe us all an apology. I'm certainly willing to forgive you because I've got Jesus in my heart.
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I didn't understand her post to refer to ME as a nigger, which I certainly ain't.


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That's fine and dandy. But you seem to have forgotten to provide the book, chapter and verse for your assumption. I'm patiently waiting, papist. How long have you been here? You should know by now that we demand scripture.
there's HORDES of references to the Assumption of Mary in the Bible! You just have to know where to look for it:

John 14: 3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.

Isaiah 60: 13The glory of Lebanon shall come unto thee, the fir tree, the pine tree, and the box together, to beautify the place of my sanctuary; and I will make the place of my feet glorious.

Luke 1: 28And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

Song of Solomon 8: 5Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee.


1 Corinthians 15: 21For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead.
22For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
23But every man in his own order: Christ the firstfruits; afterward they that are Christ's at his coming.
24Then cometh the end, when he shall have delivered up the kingdom to God, even the Father; when he shall have put down all rule and all authority and power.
25For he must reign, till he hath put all enemies under his feet. 26The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

Psalm 132: 8Arise, O LORD, into thy rest; thou, and the ark of thy strength.

Psalm 45:9 Kings' daughters were among thy honourable women: upon thy right hand did stand the queen in gold of Ophir.

10Hearken, O daughter, and consider, and incline thine ear; forget also thine own people, and thy father's house;
11So shall the king greatly desire thy beauty: for he is thy Lord; and worship thou him.
12And the daughter of Tyre shall be there with a gift; even the rich among the people shall intreat thy favour.
13The king's daughter is all glorious within: her clothing is of wrought gold.
14She shall be brought unto the king in raiment of needlework: the virgins her companions that follow her shall be brought unto thee.
15With gladness and rejoicing shall they be brought: they shall enter into the king's palace.
16Instead of thy fathers shall be thy children, whom thou mayest make princes in all the earth. 17I will make thy name to be remembered in all generations: therefore shall the people praise thee for ever and ever.

Song of Solomon 3:6Who is this that cometh out of the wilderness like pillars of smoke, perfumed with myrrh and frankincense, with all powders of the merchant?

Song of Solomon 4: 8Come with me from Lebanon, my spouse, with me from Lebanon: look from the top of Amana, from the top of Shenir and Hermon, from the lions' dens, from the mountains of the leopards.

Song of Solomon 6:9My dove, my undefiled is but one; she is the only one of her mother, she is the choice one of her that bare her. The daughters saw her, and blessed her; yea, the queens and the concubines, and they praised her.


Revelation 12: 1And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars: 2And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.

As you can see, all of this verses clearly show that Mary was taken up to heaven bodily while still alive and remains there as Queen of Heaven to this day.

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*sigh* Once again you seem to have forgotten to provide the book, chapter and verse for your assumption. Come on now, ring kisser, you know better.

And for things so "clearly" written you'd think you would "clearly" post them.
http://www.catholic.com/library/Bret...f_the_Lord.asp

Today, the most commonly accepted view is that they were Jesus’ cousins. Of the four "brethren" who are named in the Gospels, consider, for the sake of argument, only James. Similar reasoning can be used for the other three. We know that James the younger’s mother was named Mary. Look at the descriptions of the women standing beneath the cross: "among whom were Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joseph, and the mother of the sons of Zebedee" (Matt. 27:56); "There were also women looking on from afar, among whom were Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the younger and of Joses, and Salome" (Mark 15:40).

Then look at what John says: "But standing by the cross of Jesus were his mother, and his mother’s sister, Mary the wife of Clopas, and Mary Magdalene" (John 19:25). If we compare these parallel accounts of the scene of the crucifixion, we see that the mother of James and Joseph must be the wife of Clopas. So far, so good.

An argument against this, though, is that James is elsewhere (Matt. 10:3) described as the son of Alphaeus, which would mean this Mary, whoever she was, was the wife of both Clopas and Alphaeus. But Alphaeus and Clopas are the same person, since the Aramaic name for Alphaeus could be rendered in Greek either as Alphaeus or as Clopas. Another possibility is that Alphaeus took a Greek name similar to his Jewish name, the way that Saul took the name Paul.

So it’s probable that James the younger is the son of Mary and Clopas. The second-century historian Hegesippus explains that Clopas was the brother of Joseph, the foster-father of Jesus. James would thus be Joseph’s nephew and a cousin of Jesus, who was Joseph’s putative son.

This identification of the "brethren of the Lord" as Jesus’ first cousins is open to legitimate question—they might even be relatives more distantly removed—but our inability to determine for certain their exact status strictly on the basis of the biblical evidence (or lack of it, in this case) says nothing at all about the main point, which is that the Bible demonstrates that they were not the Blessed Virgin Mary’s children.

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No, that says they did not have children up until the day she died (i.e. she died without giving birth). Of course she cannot have children while dead.

Now if it said, ""Michal the daughter of Saul had no children till the day of her 16th birthday", then the context has changed.

You failed, boy buggerer. Try again.
You are so naive. Can't you understand that just because the Bible says something in a way it doesn't mean that's what it's really saying?

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And don't ever quote any NIV-type crap on these godly forums. The last thing I will tolerate is some secular progressive papal inspired "interpretation" of the Bible scripted to fit their desired meaning. It is blasphemy!!! KJV 1611 only, please. Thank you.

The liberties you catholics pedophiles take with scripture....
The KJV is the blasphemous Bible. It received no Papal authorization!

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No, what you propose requires sacrifice by Mary. Joseph has no need to be a part of such an "unusual" marriage. There was no marriage according to you. By your logic I am married to my house cleaning staff by virtue of occupying the same residence. Conchita would be very surprised to hear that.

And do not make the mistake of saying the Jesus needed anything from Joseph other than his "DNA" (Matthew 1:1-16) - which was given miraculously - not sexually.

OK, sooooo as far as we know Mary is dead and buried and she had children with Joseph after she gave birth to Jesus. Patiently waiting for you to clear this up, papst, but until then my statements stand.
Joseph was needed to provide for Mary and the blessed Babe. He was needed to protect them, and needed to keep Mary from living a life that would look scandalous to others. Can you imagine Mary being left to raise Jesus as a single mother? What kind of example would that set? That women can be indepedent and raise children on their own? Imagine what her neighbors would think. They'd think she was a whore who got knocked up out of marriage, and even if they didn't kill her, her presence in the community would inspire the other young women to engage in harlotries, cause the older women to divorce their husbands, and just generally bring evil to the community.


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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-14-2009, 05:18 AM

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I didn't understand her post to refer to ME as a nigger, which I certainly ain't.
Well, I see no reason why she'd single me out. We all want to help her and we are all educated so logically she must be referring to all of us. I'm hoping she doesn't give up on Jesus and go back to crack smoking, pie stealing and whatever else she used to do before she found the loving community of Freehold.
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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-14-2009, 05:27 AM

Anyway, she's a lot better than that 'James Peter' guy. What's his nick name? Jimmy Peter? That's just two names for pecker in my book.


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You dare mock the names of two Apostles?!


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Default Re: Difference from Catholics? - 09-14-2009, 06:46 AM

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there's HORDES of references to the Assumption of Mary in the Bible! You just have to know where to look for it:

*Verses which in no way shape or form say anything about Mary ascending to heaven and/or don't have anything to do with Mary whatsoever removed*

As you can see, all of this verses clearly show that Mary was taken up to heaven bodily while still alive and remains there as Queen of Heaven to this day.
That was a joke, right? You just made a complete and utter fool out of yourself.

Thank you for proving without a doubt that Mary is dead and buried by default seeing that the Bible says absolutely nothing about her ascending alive into heaven.

Did you really think you could just post random scripture and... nevermind, I don't want to know what goes on in that head of yours.

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This identification of the "brethren of the Lord" as Jesus’ first cousins is open to legitimate question—they might even be relatives more distantly removed—but our inability to determine for certain their exact status strictly on the basis of the biblical evidence (or lack of it, in this case) says nothing at all about the main point, which is that the Bible demonstrates that they were not the Blessed Virgin Mary’s children.
“While he yet talked to the people, behold, his mother and his brethren stood without, desiring to speak with him. Then one said unto him, Behold, thy mother and thy brethren stand without, desiring to speak with thee. But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.” – Matthew 12:46-50

Above, Jesus distinguishes between blood brothers and brothers in faith.

"Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things? And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his OWN house." – Matthew 12:55-57

Not his Father's sister's house, but his OWN house.

"Aristarchus my fellow prisoner saluteth you, and Marcus, sister's son to Barnabas, (touching whom ye received commandments: if he come unto you, receive him" - Collosians 4:10

There is an actual greek word for cousin.

"And when they were come in, they went up into an upper room, where abode both Peter, and James, and John, and Andrew, Philip, and Thomas, Bartholomew, and Matthew, James the son of Alphaeus, and Simon Zelotes, and Judas the brother of James. These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women, and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with his brethren." - Acts 1:13-14

Clearly, Jesus's mother and brothers are counted seperately from those other men.

You have done nothing but spew conjecture. Funny how it says the Mary had other children as plain as day and yet you sit here cut and pasting a wall of text which attempts to rationalize away this most simple truth: that Mary had sex with Joseph, as God intended, and was not a virgin when she died.

You failed. Jesus had "half-brothers". You haven't shown otherwise. All you've shown is how much catholics can't be trusted to convey scripture. You're reaching reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally far and grabbing hold of nothing.

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Do you WANT me to ban you? You are in OUR house. Show some respect or get out. This is your first strike.

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Joseph was needed to provide for Mary and the blessed Babe. He was needed to protect them, and needed to keep Mary from living a life that would look scandalous to others. Can you imagine Mary being left to raise Jesus as a single mother? What kind of example would that set? That women can be indepedent and raise children on their own? Imagine what her neighbors would think.
Riddle me this, papist. How exactly would it be a bad example for a husband to have sex with his wife and have children? Would the survival of the human race be scandalous or a bad example. Spare me your lesbo feminazi propaganda about women not having to submit to their husbands in every way. As a woman, Mary's purpose in life was to function as a baby oven. For what reason would Mary not have relations with her husband? There is no rationale for this homersexural Joseph you are trying to portray other than the fact that you worship Mary as a goddess and don't like the idea of your goddess ever being diddled by a mortal man.

I almost forgot who I was talking to. Your church molests little boy and then protects the molesters from prosecution and pays out hush money AUTHORIZED BY YOUR HYPOCRITE GODLESS POPE!!! What would you know about avoiding scandal? May all your popes burn in Hell for all eternity!!!

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