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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
A group of parrots in England said the word "fu*k" so often they had to be moved away from the public. Where would they learn to swear except from Satan?
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That story reveals more about the English than about the parrots, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir.
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The African grey parrots -- named Eric, Jade, Elsie, Tyson and Billy -- were given to the park from five different owners within the same week, and shared a quarantining facility together before being placed on display.
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So their previous owners, who had taught them to speak, were clearly the tools of Satan. And, further ...
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Most customers enjoyed the talent once the parrots were displayed. "The visitors were giving them as much back as what they were giving to them,"
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So the visitors to the park - Englishmen, Englishwomen and their foul-mouthed Englishspawn, continued to perpetrate the Satanic perversion of God's feathered creatures.
Of course, had these African Grey parrots remained in Africa where they belong, this sad event would never have happened. But illegal immigration from the Dark Continent remains a problem.