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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-29-2011, 08:47 PM

You people are awesome, but be aware sane people are not mocking GOD they are mocking YOU.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-29-2011, 08:56 PM

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sane people are not mocking GOD
Kid, you really should ask your father's permission to use his computer before using it.

Of course we don't mock God.

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-29-2011, 10:26 PM

LOOOOOOOOL

I am pretty shure, that many more children are raped every day, because of stupid god-fetishists than by this toy in let's say 1000000 years.
How in the world can you make such stupid things up?!?
I think the reason is, that you rape children, because you never had the choice to play with a game boy!

Now I have to masturbate, cuz there is no game boy here that could rape me - I would like that!

What would jesus do right now? - I think he'd give me a game boy
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-30-2011, 08:55 PM

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God hit them with an earthquake, a tsunami and a nuclear disaster. How much more proof do you need they have been mocking God!?
I have a question about that. Here in the UK, the majority of the people are atheist or agnostic (despite being born Christian) and generally sin and mock God frequently, yet we have had no natural disaster in... well... ever! Why is that?
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-30-2011, 09:05 PM

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I have a question about that. Here in the UK, the majority of the people are atheist or agnostic (despite being born Christian) and generally sin and mock God frequently, yet we have had no natural disaster in... well... ever! Why is that?

I wouldn't call having the worst teeth and the ugliest people per capita on the Planet NOT a natural disaster.




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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-30-2011, 09:14 PM

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...yet we have had no natural disaster in... well... ever! Why is that?
So what would you call being surrounded by the Scots, Irish, Welsh, and French?


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 03-31-2011, 04:10 AM

Um... No.

My friend got a 3DS just a few days ago and it did not come with a sex toy like that or anything, we played some games for a little and its a perfectly normal Gadget made just for entertainment. and its not covered with radiation or else we would have cancelled the shipment to the US.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-01-2011, 11:25 PM

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Um... No.

My friend got a 3DS just a few days ago and it did not come with a sex toy like that or anything, we played some games for a little and its a perfectly normal Gadget made just for entertainment. and its not covered with radiation or else we would have cancelled the shipment to the US.
But you wouldn't have known that it was radioactive until after you got it, in which it promptly raped both you and your mind, cuasing you to think that you are not unsaved trash.


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-01-2011, 11:43 PM

I got raped by one of these devices. It was only then that I took seriously what you people were saying here on these forums. I turned my former irrational way of thinking to your more perfect one.

Then I woke up from my dream, and remembered how ridiculous your nonsense is.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-01-2011, 11:50 PM

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I got raped by one of these devices. It was only then that I took seriously what you people were saying here on these forums. I turned my former irrational way of thinking to your more perfect one.

Then I woke up from my dream, and remembered how ridiculous your nonsense is.
Wake up from your dream, for it is a nightmare. A world where we are considered liars, and by extension, sinners?!? Egads, sounds like the mooslim world to me.


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-02-2011, 01:42 AM

cranky i have controls for my wii that look a lot like the ones in the picture! Except the one on the right looks different...where can i get one like yours? and how does it work?
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-02-2011, 03:02 AM

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Wake up from your dream, for it is a nightmare. A world where we are considered liars, and by extension, sinners?!? Egads, sounds like the mooslim world to me.
So are you referring to a particular religious sect of cow? Because I was under the impression that "mooslim" was actually spelled "Muslim." Also this "nightmare" we live in seems to be growing darker with the spawn of such evil entities passing off random bible quotes as science. Perhaps home schooling was not the right choice for you. Perhaps you should open your mind to the possibility that a religions other than your particular flavor of "christianity" are indeed NOT evil. And stay away from your computer it's a gate way to gay porn.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-02-2011, 03:13 AM

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God hit them with an earthquake, a tsunami and a nuclear disaster. How much more proof do you need they have been mocking God!?
So what your saying is "GOD" gave them the knowledge to build nuclear power plants? I'm assuming that means he drew up the plans, created the scientists for that specific purpose, all on a whim that someday he would rumble the earth to destroy such a peaceful and honorable place. If you ask me "GOD" sounds like a racist prick. You know what would actually provide proof of that? Not a NATURAL disaster.
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So what your saying is "GOD" gave them the knowledge to build nuclear power plants? I'm assuming that means he drew up the plans, created the scientists for that specific purpose, all on a whim that someday he would rumble the earth to destroy such a peaceful and honorable place. If you ask me "GOD" sounds like a racist prick. You know what would actually provide proof of that? Not a NATURAL disaster.
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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-02-2011, 06:57 AM

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Cranky old man i hope you receive my message as certainly you are the smartest man among the True Christian [TM] Forum members. If you are what i think you are then i know you cannot respond to me in simple words for fear that those of the darker side of the world will know them. But know this, in me you have a fellow soldier fighting to expose the same evils that you expose. Though i may do it in a less direct way, while you fight the source of evil i can only try to convert its followers to see the true light of salvation, civilization and intelligence.

Again i tip my hat for what you do and would be honored if you would respond in your usual fashion so that i may know that i have less to fear from the ignorant and gullible masses then i thought.

Please do not shatter my faith by not responding with your usual gusto. Please show me a sign, what is the motion of your hand? Towards left, right or middle?
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-02-2011, 12:18 PM

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Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

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Man you might be the sickest man i've ever have come across. This is all a lie. I'm asking you again, where do you get this information from? I'm guessing you pull it out of your ass, no?
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Thumbs down Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-06-2011, 04:04 AM

First, about the radiation thing. ALL electronics emit small amounts of radiation that can withstood by the human body. Moving on to the picture of the remote with a sex toy. That was a Wii controller, the 3DS can't detect motion like the Wii can.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-06-2011, 03:33 PM

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First, about the radiation thing. ALL electronics emit small amounts of radiation that can withstood by the human body.
Nonsense, you have been polluted by Japanese propaganda. Unlike what they told you children's toys should not be radioactive!


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 04-07-2011, 03:52 PM

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It's ridiculous to assume that god sent those disasters to Japan because they were mocking him. Japan is a country where the sexuality and physical representation is, for the most part, masked. Physical contact in Japan is not common because physical contact is taken very seriously in Japan.

Now in America... we hold hands, kiss in public, and practice the relatively new concept of dating rather than courtship.

So tell me why would god decimate a country which is a thousand times over less sexual than our own country. By your logic our country (America) is so much more deserving of damnation. Is god a hypocrite? Does he let it slide because we're America? Because we're white? Am I dangerous asking so many questions? Yes. But I have found my faith in god strengthened through my questioning.

Maybe all of you "devout Baptists" should consider what some of us "sinners" are saying. Not to mislead you but to embolden your faith in god. Love one another based on how god loves everyone.

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