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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-14-2007, 06:11 AM

I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them

That is disgusting I hate that they whale. And they kill dolphins too, in some secluded bay somewhere, I read an article about it in the news. The ocean was turned red from all of the blood (lol, yes, I just realized the biblical connection there...rapture time!)
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-14-2007, 06:20 AM

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I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them

That is disgusting I hate that they whale. And they kill dolphins too, in some secluded bay somewhere, I read an article about it in the news. The ocean was turned red from all of the blood (lol, yes, I just realized the biblical connection there...rapture time!)
What is the difference between killing a pig, a cow, a chicken, a cockroach, a dolphin and a whale? Veganism is nothing but a form of devil worship. God loves the sweet smell of flesh roasting on a fire. Glory!!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-14-2007, 08:00 AM

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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-14-2007, 07:59 PM

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Well, as I don't eat any of them...I think I know the "difference" pretty well. There isn't any (cockroach excluded). PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!

The difference is that, for a chicken, I get to hold up a sign and pass out leaflets in front of KFC, and for a whale I'd get to hold up a sign while riding a zodiac boat
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I don't eat fish sushi (only from NZ really rarely). Cucumber rolls have NO fish in them

That is disgusting I hate that they whale.
So the fact that rape is a national pastime over there doesn't bother you, but the fact that they use God's creatures in the way that God intended does?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-15-2007, 02:47 AM

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You mean this piece of trash...

No thanks.
Can you not tell the difference between "Godly Hummer" and "H2"?

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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-15-2007, 02:49 AM

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PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!
Why you filthy bigot! How dare you trample on the rights of nigras in africa and billions of chinks in gookland to eat cockroaches!? They love eating bugs. You communists at PETA are so hateful and arrogant.

We don't tolerate racism here!


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Well, as I don't eat any of them...I think I know the "difference" pretty well. There isn't any (cockroach excluded). PETA makes that "what's the difference" connection as well, though they don't include cockroaches since..well..nobody wants to eat those!

The difference is that, for a chicken, I get to hold up a sign and pass out leaflets in front of KFC, and for a whale I'd get to hold up a sign while riding a zodiac boat
And for cockroaches, you'd do nothing. Why?

Because ethical treatment of animals only extends to CUTE and fuzzy animals, not crunchy animals that can survive several days without their heads.

You and PETA are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical bigots!
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-22-2010, 04:44 AM

Shout GLORY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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PRAISE JESUS BROTHERS!!! No, I mean PRAAAAIIIISE JEEEESUS!!

Those Godless japs have finally done something worthwhile! THIS secular news story will make you all happy, men.



Not only will this method eliminate the need to murder unborn babies to use their stem cells, but it will mean cheap, natural, gigantic bazoombas for us! GLOOORY!!
So you like that.
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-23-2010, 12:16 PM

Pastor Ezekiel specifically mentioned the word, "natural". I will remind you of Ge:49:25: Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:





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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-23-2010, 02:27 PM

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Pastor Ezekiel specifically mentioned the word, "natural". I will remind you of Ge:49:25: Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb:
Then the breasts are blessed as they are or does god sometimes make mistakes and people have to fix his work.
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-23-2010, 06:55 PM

@oliver the blubbereater Don't you think girls would like you much more if you would be nicer to them? Or do you not want to get married to a nice girl? #Genesis 2:22


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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 04-23-2010, 06:56 PM

As much as I appreciate large breasts, I prefer them natural. It's Gods way of letting you know that a woman will be a natural mother. Women with fake breasts hardly ever work out to be good mothers to your sons.
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 05-26-2011, 11:57 AM

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*sigh* Breast size is highly over-rated.

Besides, Japanese people have contributed many other things, such as excellent J-rock (Japanese rock) music and tasty cuisine.

The only thing I don't like is that some of them hunt whales.
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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 05-26-2011, 12:07 PM

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J-Rock is abomination. They are all queer and the worst part is that they are actually just mimicking Finnish Ex-band Hanoi Rocks that was very popular in Japan.


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Default Re: Japs ARE Good for Something - 05-27-2011, 02:58 AM

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Do you realize that post is over 4 years old? The poster hasn't even logged in in over 2 years. Why do you idiots have to necropost something just to say I agree with it? Are you the one who posted it?


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