[Dennis Lukes]

As all of us here are fundamentalist Christian conservatives, it is taken as common knowledge among us that the Jews control the financial sector, the media, and governments the world over, and manipulate these tools for their own insidious ends.



Or do they?


A close reading of the Bible reveals that the curse on the Jews for the murder of Christ may have ended after the second generation (Matthew 27:25). And then there's the theory that contemporary Jews are not in fact descended from the Jews of the Bible, but are actually Turkic Khazars from Central Asia commiting identity theft. But if global Jewry is not holding the reins of the NWO, then who is? The answer may shock you:


THE IRISH!!!







Wake up sheeple! It's obvious when you think about it. Catholicism. Drunkenness. Terrorism. A large diaspora around the world and a sacred, partially-occupied homeland they want to reclaim by any means necessary.


Proposed ethnic slurs:

• Hi-di-hos
• Bernies
• Micks - already in use
• Leps/Leprechauns
• Taters
• Hornswogglers

[Johny Joe Hold]

Experts have been trying to get to the bottom of The Hibernian Conspiracy for a long time. You have this Irish craving for whiskey and it drives an entire underworld of drunken Irish influence. I fear for our future with this underground affecting all of us.

[Unfalsifiable]

Watch out for the Irish rugby players too - drunken doped up helmet-less soccer holligans.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

But if global Jewry is not holding the reins of the NWO, then who is? The answer may shock you:


THE IRISH!!!

The problem here is a satanic religion that they brought with them. There were no Catholics in America until the Irish came.

The people did not listen and now the servants of the Antichrist infest the country.

[MitzaLizalor]

How many times do we hear on the media someone trying to conjure integrity, or the appearance of integrity:

“..blah ..blah my priest this,” and
“..blah ..blah my priest that,” and
“..blah ..blah when I was at school the nuns blah.. blah..,” or
“..blah at school the brothers blah.. blah.. blah..”

I turn off immediately.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

The problem here is a satanic religion that they brought with them. There were no Catholics in America until the Irish came.

Well, except for the ones in aptly named Maryland. But the Irish, even the Darwinists had them pegged. The Irish are not like us.

[Dennis Lukes]

Here's the record of my encounter with one of the hornswoggling leps, first recounted elsewhere:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

I once had an Irish man stay in my motel. Mid-March of 2007, according to my records. He was a dimunitive fellow about the height of a child. He had a beard and a shock of wild red hair, over which he wore a green top hat with a buckle on it, and a four-leaf clover sticking out of the belt. He also wore a green jacket with tails, green breeches, white stockings, a green bow tie, and leather buckled shoes with curled toes (queer!) He smoked a pipe, and his breath absolutely reeked of tobacco, whiskey, and potatoes. Instead of cash, he paid in gold doubloons, which he carried around in a black pot.

Truly a frightening experience.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

It makes sense, Brother, now you've laid the evidence out so clearly. Even 150 years ago there were suspicions and of course, the ginger hair and pockmarked skin should have been a giveaway, but nobody quite saw the whole picture until now. Thank you for your scholarship.

[Dennis Lukes]

The sinister influence of the Hiberno-American did not end with the fall of literal Black Irish crypto-mick Barách O'bama. Donald Trump may have been an Aryan, but his administration was loaded with taters!




And this will shock no one:






Irish pedo ring:

[handmaiden]

My dear Brothers in Christ, for legal reasons, I think that it behooves us to be very careful in our declarations.

According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish". Given the serious nature of the charge, the formerly named Ms. Anastassakis should be permitted the chance to defend herself.

And seeing as how she is reported to be one of the most highly paid women in Hellywood, a suitable donation to Pastor Zeke's private jet fund could go a long way in clearing her name against the unflattering notion that she is Irish.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

My dear Brothers in Christ, for legal reasons, I think that it behooves us to be very careful in our declarations.

According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish". Given the serious nature of the charge, the formerly named Ms. Anastassakis should be permitted the chance to defend herself.

And seeing as how she is reported to be one of the most highly paid women in Hellywood, a suitable donation to Pastor Zeke's private jet fund could go a long way in clearing her name against the unflattering notion that she is Irish.

What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:



And she must be a papist, why else would she appear in commercials promoting the St. Jude's, the hospital chain the Catholics designed to lure in terminally ill children and then cruelly named after their patron saint of lost causes? Even if Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek, that hi-di-ho blood exerts a powerful influence. One-drop and you're a bernie.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:



And she must be a papist, why else would she appear in commercials promoting the St. Jude's, the hospital chain the Catholics designed to lure in terminally ill children and then cruelly named after their patron saint of lost causes? Even if Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek, that hi-di-ho blood exerts a powerful influence. One-drop and you're a bernie.

She also played a Jewess in that obscure television series noted on her resume. And I think she hawks that St. Jude pitch because she is friends with Marlo Thomas, an actress who grew up Catholic but has had a serious nose-job leading one to suspect her origins as well.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish.

Are there no Americans left outside of Landover who are prepared to be Proud Americans? Really, anyone who is prepared to admit to having bogtrotting Taig ancestry should be stripped of their citizenship and sent back to where they came from!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:

Brother Lukes, it's complicated to grasp but actors often lie about who they are. In this case, Ms. Anastasakis only appears like a filthy mick because she is lying. They get paid to do it. You wouldn't catch anyone at the Landover Baptist Church engaged in a deception like that.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Are there no Americans left outside of Landover who are prepared to be Proud Americans? Really, anyone who is prepared to admit to having bogtrotting Taig ancestry should be stripped of their citizenship and sent back to where they came from!

Bogtrotter! Glory! Could a kindly moderator add that to my list of proposed ethnic slurs? I really should have consulted the Englishwoman first. Everyone who is not a native-born American of the Aryan race like me has no right to be here. Granting entry to Celtic untermenschen (Scots, Irish, Scots-Irish, Cornholes, and those dastardly Welsh) was the beginning of the slippery slope that leads to where we are now, with a negroid ex-president and raghead congresswomen. The day we have Australian and Melanesian Boongs (cavemen) settling in our lands is the day America is dead for good. We should have headed it off at the pass and kept those bogtrotting hornswogglers OUT. Jesus sent the Gorta Mór! Praise His holy name!

[The Attention Seeker Jen (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

We should have headed it off at the pass and kept those bogtrotting hornswogglers OUT.

Not to forget those rotten Vermicious Knids!

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by The Attention Seeker Jen

Not to forget those rotten Vermicious Knids!

Jen Nettles, now that's a British surname. Wouldn't surprise me if you had some green blood running through your veins, some taters growing on your family tree. You're certainly obnoxious enough - your typical mick is a boorish drunken fool, and this is reflected in your behavior on this forum. Tell you what, you could do with some Gorta Mór.

[WWJDnow]

The Hibernian conspiracy never worried me--how dangerous could they be, given that they spend the entire winter hibernating? But now I realize that I have overlooked the danger. Thank you, Brother Lukes, for opening my eyes to this existential threat!

I'm still keeping an eye on the Jews, though, just in case.

[Dennis Lukes]

(((McDonald's))), one of the biggest restaurant chains in the world, seeks to supplant the cross with its golden arches! Is that some kind of druidic symbol? Micks are into all kinds of that Wicca crap besides the Catholicism.

[The Attention Seeker Jen (On Moderation)]

I used to loveeeeee going to McDonalds after church. I think I still kept some of my Prince of Egypt Happy Meal figures I collected in the early 2000's.

They should do a Biblical Happy Meal set. That would conjure up some really trippy imagery for kids. Can't you picture it? Hand-held plushies of the angels from Revelation, or action figures of the paramours in Ezekiel with detachable parts?