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Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
05-31-2022, 05:32 PM
Since the beginning of Internet, Christians have fought countless Crusades against Islamofascism and have always won, thanks to the their godly debates.
In one of my latest research to protect children from abominations, I've made an interesting discovery, which proves that Allah, the "god" Muslims worship and attempt to portray as Jesus, is none other than an alien
Proof 1: The Meteorite
[I suggest you to keep perverts away from this image, they might think that it is something else]
Here we have the "meteorite", also called "black stone". Its story is about a stone who fell from the sky, and Mooselimbs decided it was from Allah. Why would any god need to be worshipped via an object from space? The answer: because it is an alien!
Proof 2: The name
Not only Allah's name sound like word "alien", but the way it was written also sound alien. I mean, how can it not look like some kind of alien language?
Proof 3: Star Trek
Now this is the best proof of Allah being alien. It makes sense that his religion in a Sci-Fi universe is related to another big black cube. His allies, no surprise, are a bunch of brainwashed masses who acts like robots and want you to "assimilate".
Have I already said how it strongly resembles the cube Muslims bow down?
It also makes me wonder if Jesus travels to a similar "spaceship", since Heaven is described to be like that in the Book of Revelation.
Anyway, it is all confirmed. Allah is an alien. But with our faith we will defeat it.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
05-31-2022, 06:07 PM
In Book 4 (Ablution) of al-Bukhari's collection narrated by Anas ibn Malik Muhammed prescribes Camel Urine as medicine.
Yes that is a genuine Hadith and a bone fide part of Islam.
Isaiah 38:21 explains we should be using Figs for this. Which would you prefer?
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
05-31-2022, 06:44 PM
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In Book 4 (Ablution) of al-Bukhari's collection narrated by Anas ibn Malik Muhammed prescribes Camel Urine as medicine.
Yes that is a genuine Hadith and a bone fide part of Islam.
Isaiah 38:21 explains we should be using Figs for this. Which would you prefer?
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The one prescribed by God himself of course.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
05-31-2022, 09:53 PM
When it comes to Biblical science, the researchers at Landover Baptist University tell us that there is something called "Occam's razor" - you don't need "aliens" to explain something when Satan and demons are enough.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
05-31-2022, 10:52 PM
I didn't understand most of the proof but it has scripture so it has to be true.
If this Allah fellow is an illegal alien, he should be kicked back to his own country. No doubt some heathen infested desert somewhere in the middle of everlasting wars.
Of course we all know this will not happen als long as Biden's stolen presidency lasts. So clearly Biden is to blame for Allah!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
06-01-2022, 12:52 AM
This is the true face of Allah Akbar, the extraterrestrial worshipped by Muslims. Allah's grotesque, Lovecraftian visage hints at his origins as a demon in Satan's legions. Do not convert to Islam, it's a trap! Nothing more than a pagan cult set up by a demon. Allah is no different from Hades, Odin, Anubis, Vishnu, Xenu, or any other demon worshipped as a false god by hellbound pagans. Trust in Jesus!
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
06-02-2022, 11:43 AM
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When it comes to Biblical science, the researchers at Landover Baptist University tell us that there is something called "Occam's razor" - you don't need "aliens" to explain something when Satan and demons are enough.
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Quite true. Claiming Allah is an alien makes as much sense as claiming he's the Tooth Fairy or some other imaginary creature.
We here at LBC only deal in objectively true, provable facts.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
06-08-2022, 04:26 AM
Cats certainly don't see the world in black and white. “Cats see in color, but they can't distinguish between colors." I can tell about how you can have intimate relations with your pussies.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
06-08-2022, 10:29 PM
I never believed in space aliens, but listening to Tucker Carlson talk about the threat the UFOs pose to our national security changed my mind. Whether they're invaders from another planet or hypersonic Chinese superplanes or just ordinary demons, I now see that they're allied with the Muslims. We need to keep our gun rights so we can defend ourselves before the aliens come for our women.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
06-08-2022, 11:51 PM
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I never believed in space aliens, but listening to Tucker Carlson talk about the threat the UFOs pose to our national security changed my mind. Whether they're invaders from another planet or hypersonic Chinese superplanes or just ordinary demons, I now see that they're allied with the Muslims. We need to keep our gun rights so we can defend ourselves before the aliens come for our women.
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Amen to that. If spacemen are coming to America, they certainly aren't doing it legally. So why are they here, except to deal drugs, take our jobs, and rape our female property? Go back to Mars, we don't want you here.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-24-2023, 11:33 AM
I have another proof that Allah may be an alien: Muslims claims that Allah is gender neutral goddess and aliens are usually depicted as gender neutral. Do we need more proof?
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-24-2023, 03:21 PM
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origins as a demon
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"Origins" suggests the demonic status may have lapsed? Or morphed into something else. But the results seem much the same as in the 7th century. Worse if anything, since so many more souls are affected. It saddens me greatly, yes but I'm having trouble reconciling these facts.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-24-2023, 10:35 PM
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I have another proof that Allah may be an alien: Muslims claims that Allah is gender neutral goddess and aliens are usually depicted as gender neutral. Do we need more proof?
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Friend, I'm just wondering where you're going with this thread about the possibility of a gender-fluid alien Allah. True Christians are protected from false beliefs or rational beliefs, or even common sense. I could be missing an obvious interpretation but I just wanted to find out if this is working as you'd hoped.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-24-2023, 10:44 PM
Gender neutral aliens? That's ridiculous.
Marriage is a sacred institution everywhere in the Universe. I don't know whether God bothered to make space aliens, but, if He did, He made them male and female. And marriage, as defined in the Bible, is the union of one male and one or more females, preferably of the same species.
Just in case, we need to be on our guard against these space aliens sneaking into the United States to lay anchor eggs. I think they may be part of a Democrat party plot to replace white Christian voters with pod people and squid-like creatures from other galaxies who will vote for AOC as President.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-25-2023, 12:30 AM
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Just in case, we need to be on our guard against these space aliens sneaking into the United States to lay anchor eggs. I think they may be part of a Democrat party plot to replace white Christian voters with pod people and squid-like creatures from other galaxies who will vote for AOC as President.
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Well, that's what it would take. AOC is a thousand times worse than Hillary.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-25-2023, 12:48 AM
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Well, that's what it would take. AOC is a thousand times worse than Hillary.
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A wetback or a lesbian? Not much of a choice there, really.
Back in the day, the Democrat party had patriotic, white men like Strom Thurmond and George Wallace among its ranks. These men of heft believed in unrestrained capitalism and the defense of white Christian culture, balancing out the Communists who now run the show in the blue states and the White House. But those days are long gone.
If Donald Trump doesn't win the 2024 election, mark my words, that will be the end of America. We'll be stuck with socialist policies like Medicare and Social Security and equal rights and democracy forever if we let the Democrats win.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
02-28-2023, 07:04 PM
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Back in the day, the Democrat party had patriotic, white men like Strom Thurmond and George Wallace among its ranks. These men of heft believed in unrestrained capitalism and the defense of white Christian culture, balancing out the Communists who now run the show in the blue states and the White House. But those days are long gone.
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Yes Brother. Strom was what we might generously call a blue dog Democrat. Far too liberal for the likes of us at the Church, but politics is a worldly matter and sometimes you have to hold your nose and vote D... vote D... vote De... vote for other team. I prefer to stay above the affray and vote my conscience - Trump Trump Trump.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
03-01-2023, 02:49 AM
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Back in the day, the Democrat party had patriotic, white men like Strom Thurmond and George Wallace among its ranks. These men of heft believed in unrestrained capitalism and the defense of white Christian culture, balancing out the Communists who now run the show in the blue states and the White House. But those days are long gone.
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Also proof that the Democrats are the real racists, they founded the Confederacy, the KKK, and Jim Crow laws. There's no difference between George Wallace, Jefferson Davis, and AOC - they're all proud Democrats.
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Re: Allah is actually an alien, here is the proof! -
03-01-2023, 05:39 AM
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There's no difference between George Wallace, Jefferson Davis, and AOC - they're all proud Democrats.
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Similarly Brother there's not a lick of difference between George Washington and Matt Gaetz. Both proud American patriots.
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