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Default Re: The Open Closet - 08-16-2021, 10:20 PM

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But, what I don't understand is this: do these people just wake up one morning and decide, "I want to change my parts", and then, off they go to the doctor? Is it something as simple as deciding that one no longer wishes to shave his face, but would prefer to shave "her" legs, instead?
Sister, in the woke Biden administration a straight middle-aged white man hasn't got a hope of getting a job. So that's probably what makes them get this operation. Think of it like plastic surgery (for real women) - they've got to look their best to get the job.


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Default Re: The Open Closet - 08-16-2021, 10:32 PM

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Sister, in the woke Biden administration a straight middle-aged white man hasn't got a hope of getting a job. So that's probably what makes them get this operation. Think of it like plastic surgery (for real women) - they've got to look their best to get the job.
Oh, Dear! I had no idea that the situation is that desperate, dear Brother Dr. Toole. Goodness, gracious; those women must be in great distress if they need to have plastic surgery just to get a job. I mean, for the woman in the attached photo, it doesn't look like the surgery was terribly agreeable!
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Default Re: The Open Closet - 08-23-2021, 11:08 PM

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You should probably add me to the list as well, I identify as bisexual, which as you may or may not know means that I like women as well. Cheers!
Does that mean if you have "a sincere and committed relationship" with one significant other, when you sneak off for your rendezvous with a different one (or go to a singles bar hang around in carparks or whatever you do) you're remaining faithful somehow? Or does it mean romantic continence is completely alien? Unless you converted and all got married in a configuration approved by the new creed perhaps.

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Default Re: The Open Closet - Yesterday, 10:25 PM

I have a serious question...

How come gay men's faces are always so pleasant and relaxed? (Is it because they're free of the constant haranguing of we women folk? Tee hee!)


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Default Re: The Open Closet - Today, 01:48 AM

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They're not.
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Default Re: The Open Closet - Today, 02:25 AM

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They're not.

Do you mean to say that their gay grins mask a certain unfulfilled pain not unlike a single lady in her 30's and beyond?


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