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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-05-2011, 04:06 AM

Because only one sperm can join with the egg and "become a person," what happens to the souls of the millions of other sperm that don't make it?
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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-05-2011, 05:42 AM

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Because only one sperm can join with the egg and "become a person," what happens to the souls of the millions of other sperm that don't make it?
You are a truly hateful person.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-05-2011, 06:15 AM

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Haha I have never said anything hateful on this forum, I think you have me confused with someone else.

The question I asked is an honest and genuine one. I was coming to you for your Godly knowledge, but for reasons unknown to me, you don't know the answer.
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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-05-2011, 08:33 AM

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# WARNING probable PEEPING TOM #
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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-05-2011, 10:00 AM

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They're things that queers use in the misguided notion that they won't get the AIDS. Every True Christian™ knows that God decides who gets what. You see, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Praise Jesus!


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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-08-2011, 08:36 PM

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Hello MitzaLizalor,

I don't think I'm being a peeping tom, as I'm not "peeping" and such. Although now that I think about it, I'm not really what I would have to look at to learn about human souls. I was simply asking a question that I wanted a Godly answer for.
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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-09-2011, 12:33 PM

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Because only one sperm can join with the egg and "become a person," what happens to the souls of the millions of other sperm that don't make it?
i sent and email to my pastor asking this question becuz i was wondering about this an hear is the answer i go back:
Dearest Midge,

Thank you most kindly for the delicious casserole of frozen french fries, onions and Velveeta that you sent to me during my recent illness. Mrs. Pickle was found this on our doorstep and I'll never forget the look on her face when she opened the dish and saw its contents. I still smile when I recall that moment. I greatly appreciate the gesture, and Mrs. Pickle assures me now that she has our dinners fully under control.

Turning now to your question. The creation of marriage is recorded in Genesis 2:23-24: "The man said, ‘This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called “woman,” for she was taken out of man.’ Eve was created to be alongside Adam as his "other half," to be his aid and his helper. Genesis 2:20. The New Testament adds a warning regarding this oneness. "So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate" (Matthew 19:6).

Marriage, then, is a holy union established by God. The extra sperms ensure God’s plan for a couple to create new servants for His holy Church. Thus, sperm shed within the confines of marriage is sanctified and protected by God’s grace.

Contrast this with fornication. In the Old Testament, all sexual sin was forbidden by the Mosaic Law and Jewish custom. However, the Hebrew word translated “fornication” in the Old Testament was also in the context of idolatry, also called spiritual whoredom. In 2 Chronicles 21:10-14, God struck Jehoram with plagues and diseases because he led the people into idolatry. He “caused the people of Jerusalem to commit fornication” (2 Chronicles 11) and “to go lusting like the fornications of the house of Ahab” Biological appetite must be directed and disciplined (1 Thessalonians 4:4), while lust must be killed (Romans 8:13).

In the New Testament, "fornication" comes from the Greek word porneia, which includes adultery and incest. Porneia comes from another Greek word that also includes indulging in any kind of unlawful lust, which would include homosexuality. The use of the word in the gospels and the epistles is always in reference to sexual sin, whereas "fornication" in the book of Revelation always refers to idolatry. The Lord Jesus condemns two of the churches of Asia Minor for dabbling in the fornication of idolatry (Revelation 2:14, 20), and He also refers to the “great harlot” of the end times, which is the idolatrous false religion with whom the kings of the earth committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth were made drunk with the wine of her fornication (Revelation 17:1-2.).

Therefore, Sperm shed in an unholy circumstance, such as during masturbation, fornication, or any activity that thrusts the anterior or posterior terminus of the alimentary canal into service as a sex organ (I refer to unnatural uses of the mouth and anus), is not sanctified by God and is the murder of His potential children. God deals with these lost sperm the same way he deals with any lost soul, that is, depending in large measure on their association with sin.

I hope that this answers your question, Midge, and I am pleased by your renewed interest in matters of faith.

In Christ’s name,
Rev. Robert Pickle
So u can c that it depends on why your sperms are waisted, and if you want my casserole recipee here it is, take a package of frozen french fries and put it in a dish and sprinkle in there velveeta in cubes and some ionons chopped up and maybe some green peepers and then bake it without a lid at 450 for 45 minues or until it gets crusty, DEEELishious, Hope you enjoy!!! And god bles.


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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-09-2011, 01:38 PM

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you want my casserole recipee here it is, take a package of frozen french fries and put it in a dish and sprinkle in there velveeta in cubes and some ionons chopped up and maybe some green peepers and then bake it without a lid at 450 for 45 minues or until it gets crusty, DEEELishious
Hey thanks, that was easy and delicious.

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Hey thanks, that was easy and delicious.

YiC, M
It really was, my wife enjoys whipping these recipes up. Midge is quite the little wizard in the kitchen. Like a magical troll with a refined palette.

Midge you should collect your recipes and put out a cookbook.


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Default Re: What are condoms? - 06-09-2011, 10:48 PM

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i sent and email to my pastor asking this question becuz i was wondering about this an hear is the answer i go back:
Dearest Midge,

Thank you most kindly for the delicious casserole of frozen french fries, onions and Velveeta that you sent to me during my recent illness. Mrs. Pickle was found this on our doorstep and I'll never forget the look on her face when she opened the dish and saw its contents. I still smile when I recall that moment. I greatly appreciate the gesture, and Mrs. Pickle assures me now that she has our dinners fully under control.

Turning now to your question. The creation of marriage is recorded in Genesis 2:23-24: "The man said, ‘This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called “woman,” for she was taken out of man.’ Eve was created to be alongside Adam as his "other half," to be his aid and his helper. Genesis 2:20. The New Testament adds a warning regarding this oneness. "So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate" (Matthew 19:6).

Marriage, then, is a holy union established by God. The extra sperms ensure God’s plan for a couple to create new servants for His holy Church. Thus, sperm shed within the confines of marriage is sanctified and protected by God’s grace.

Contrast this with fornication. In the Old Testament, all sexual sin was forbidden by the Mosaic Law and Jewish custom. However, the Hebrew word translated “fornication” in the Old Testament was also in the context of idolatry, also called spiritual whoredom. In 2 Chronicles 21:10-14, God struck Jehoram with plagues and diseases because he led the people into idolatry. He “caused the people of Jerusalem to commit fornication” (2 Chronicles 11) and “to go lusting like the fornications of the house of Ahab” Biological appetite must be directed and disciplined (1 Thessalonians 4:4), while lust must be killed (Romans 8:13).

In the New Testament, "fornication" comes from the Greek word porneia, which includes adultery and incest. Porneia comes from another Greek word that also includes indulging in any kind of unlawful lust, which would include homosexuality. The use of the word in the gospels and the epistles is always in reference to sexual sin, whereas "fornication" in the book of Revelation always refers to idolatry. The Lord Jesus condemns two of the churches of Asia Minor for dabbling in the fornication of idolatry (Revelation 2:14, 20), and He also refers to the “great harlot” of the end times, which is the idolatrous false religion with whom the kings of the earth committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth were made drunk with the wine of her fornication (Revelation 17:1-2.).

Therefore, Sperm shed in an unholy circumstance, such as during masturbation, fornication, or any activity that thrusts the anterior or posterior terminus of the alimentary canal into service as a sex organ (I refer to unnatural uses of the mouth and anus), is not sanctified by God and is the murder of His potential children. God deals with these lost sperm the same way he deals with any lost soul, that is, depending in large measure on their association with sin.

I hope that this answers your question, Midge, and I am pleased by your renewed interest in matters of faith.

In Christ’s name,
Rev. Robert Pickle
So u can c that it depends on why your sperms are waisted, and if you want my casserole recipee here it is, take a package of frozen french fries and put it in a dish and sprinkle in there velveeta in cubes and some ionons chopped up and maybe some green peepers and then bake it without a lid at 450 for 45 minues or until it gets crusty, DEEELishious, Hope you enjoy!!! And god bles.
Thank you for giving me a real answer to my question, its much better than being called "an truly hateful person."
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