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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 06-12-2011, 04:21 AM

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The divine right is hence forth passed from Pope to Pope. Its basic catholic doctrine that there are seven levels of hell based on the severity of sins you commit.
I don't see any scriptures here. We are not interested in what Papists have invented to exploit people.

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 06-12-2011, 04:56 PM

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Mrs. Whitford, read the devine comedies aka Dante's Inferno. Jesus said unto his disciples before his ascention to heaven."whatever you hold true on earth I will hold true in Heaven". Peter is considered the first pope of the Catholic Church. The divine right is hence forth passed from Pope to Pope. Its basic catholic doctrine that there are seven levels of hell based on the severity of sins you commit. It also comes from a theological perspective of God being a just punisher, he's going to punish based on severity of sins, ie an eye for an eye. This sets up the idea of the punishment fitting the crime.
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Exclamation Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 06-28-2011, 12:51 PM

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Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

What is wrong with you? The console does not include a vibrator. You make me sick! Its just a basic entertainment console for three dimensional gaming. The consoles are not radioactive otherwise they would fail to operate. Besides everything is radioactive. Not all radiation is bad! Gamma rays which are present in Nuclear reactors can also be used to treat cancer. Radiation has a good side to. There is nothing wrong with this console. You people are just racist!
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 06-28-2011, 01:09 PM

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You people are just racist!

Since when is it racist to condemn a machine designed by gook minds to molest our precious children?

What are you, so kind of jap lover?


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-04-2011, 07:17 PM

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Since when is it racist to condemn a machine designed by gook minds to molest our precious children?
Yet the biggest child molesters are priests and pastors. You are the corrupted ones. Only you are always bringing up topics on gays, molesting, porn, sex toys, etc...

PS. A machine can never molest a child. Only a person can do it.


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Yet the biggest child molesters are priests and pastors. You are the corrupted ones. Only you are always bringing up topics on gays, molesting, porn, sex toys, etc...
Your anti-Christian hatespeech is a blessing to us.

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

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Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-04-2011, 08:52 PM

How can a man rape a child using this(hell it doesn't even have online play yet)?! I've never heard anything more ridiculous! And since you people didn't read the first 25 times, it's not f@cking radioactive, it was made in CHINA. And don't start spewing Bible quotes at me, I don't give two shits about them.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 12:29 PM

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3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."





It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."


Good afternoon. Again, please consider my words before debunking them. I will admit, the 3DS will come with a bucket-load of pornographic games. This is very bad, yes, but the retail of such games will most likely not happen in your average game store available to children.

Far more importantly though, I do not believe that any form of gaming device can actively RAPE a child. For one, the above picture is the control from a Nintendo Wii, a home console, not the 3DS. Also, the phallus-shaped attachment is not a standard peripheral with the device, and I somewhat doubt that it even exists in reality, and if it does, whether or not it is actively sold. And the Japanese are somewhat insane, I will admit that.

Oh and for the record, I am white and live in South Africa. If that makes me backward, sick, elusional, satans tool, etc., then so be it for I know that as I stand before the Glory of God, I am none of those.

Just something to think about.
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Good afternoon. Again, please consider my words before debunking them. I will admit, the 3DS will come with a bucket-load of pornographic games. This is very bad, yes, but the retail of such games will most likely not happen in your average game store available to children.

Far more importantly though, I do not believe that any form of gaming device can actively RAPE a child. For one, the above picture is the control from a Nintendo Wii, a home console, not the 3DS. Also, the phallus-shaped attachment is not a standard peripheral with the device, and I somewhat doubt that it even exists in reality, and if it does, whether or not it is actively sold. And the Japanese are somewhat insane, I will admit that.

Oh and for the record, I am white and live in South Africa. If that makes me backward, sick, elusional, satans tool, etc., then so be it for I know that as I stand before the Glory of God, I am none of those.

Just something to think about.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 01:17 PM

"Why should we care whether you are white, for example?"

Because you clearly have a problem with black people, so I wanted to ensure that you would not needlessly debunk my argument. Also, the reason for the repost of the sentence is to ensure that replies to the various threads I have replied to can be educated on my intentions.
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"Why should we care whether you are white, for example?"

Because you clearly have a problem with black people, so I wanted to ensure that you would not needlessly debunk my argument. Also, the reason for the repost of the sentence is to ensure that replies to the various threads I have replied to can be educated on my intentions.
So you'd rather go to Hell than miss a chance to lecture and harangue this place?

That's dedication to Satan right there! Sadly I don't think that's going to stop him buggering you with his fiery tallywacker for your gainsaying God.



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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 02:02 PM

What?

Somewhere in that big book called the Bible, it says: "Love thine neighbour like you love thyself." It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white? And please stop changing the topic.

I do not understand your reasoning in the slightest.
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I don't see why you need to bring that crazy apostate Michael Jackson into this.

Go and actually read your Bible, sonny.

See what it really says about God and Jesus.

Mark 12 29-31 29And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: 30And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

So why are you turning away from the greatest of these commandments in order to try to get us to turn away from God's word and listen to the urgings of your own heart? How are you loving us, your neighbours, by trying to drag us down into Hell with you?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 02:56 PM

I am doing NO SUCH THING. And how, HOW OF ALL THINGS, did I bring MJ into this? Are you in a mental asylum? And I still don't understand how I am trying to drag you to hell. If you love yourself as you seem to love me, you have got to be on the verge of suicide. Do NOT quote scripture if you yourself to not follow it, or at the very least seem to. Also, I don't see how you are contradicting me. You are really only confirming what I said.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 03:04 PM

So in your arrogance you seek to preach us away from salvation and follow your own gospel?

Deuteronomy 18:20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

Jeremiah 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.

You really need to think about how you're making up your own opinion over and over, friend. Somehow I think I'm wasting my time with this warning to you about running off at the mouth.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-17-2011, 10:27 PM

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What?

Somewhere in that big book called the Bible, it says: "Love thine neighbour like you love thyself." It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white? And please stop changing the topic.

I do not understand your reasoning in the slightest.
You are NOT our neighbor, and this is NOT a debate forum!

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Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-20-2011, 10:46 PM

I laughed a little when i read this.. I mean.. the logic of this thread seems.. a bit irrational.. Sure you could rape children with a Nintendo 3Ds.. but could you also do that with.. hmm.. Motorolla Gadgets.. ? or.. a cucumber? Carrot?, a chair leg and so on? You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-20-2011, 10:57 PM

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I am doing NO SUCH THING. And how, HOW OF ALL THINGS, did I bring MJ into this? .
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You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?

Granted, I've had a tough day in court, adjudicating many issues that would be meaningless to both of you.

But as I sit here in the splendor of my single wide, unwinding with a really spectacular single-malt, only one thing comes to my mind: Are you two insane?


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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-29-2011, 02:37 AM

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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?
Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts. They are after all still humans and deserve our loving kindness. I like Japan but not for the reason's some of you may think and i like anime as well but porn and the like, no way. I can say a lot of crap about America as well and i was born here.
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Default Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!! - 07-29-2011, 04:29 PM

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Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts.
But God can.

1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

All we can do is warn them of what God has said He wants to find there when He has His very last long look before deciding if you go up or down. And following false doctrines most defnitely isn't one of those things.

1 Timothy 1:3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,

We can but try to point people in the right way.



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