[BrotherLarry]

While in my prayer closet this afternoon, I heard the whisper of the Spirit in my ear: "Larry, you must grab a pen and paper. Write down the things I am about to tell you."


I am not one to shun the utterings of the Spirit, so I grabbed pen and paper. And here is the result. GLORY!


Jesus Will Fix My Pa's Flat Tire
Inspired by GOD and based on real events


1.
While traveling down life's highway, we oft' face bumpy roads
The obstacles assault us, like turtles, frogs, and toads
But never will I doubt my God, He comes when things are dire
And I know that Jesus will fix my Pa's flat tire.


CHORUS:
There's no reason to doubt
The Lord will help us out
We may be waiting for hours
But Jesus has the power
To take a simple flat
And fix it just like that
Yes I know Jesus will fix my Pa's flat tire.


2.
Sometimes my pa gets tested when trouble comes his way
He goes off leaving me stranded, along the dark highway
But God will never leave us, He fills us with His Fire
And Jesus surely will surely fix my Pa's flat tire


REPEAT CHORUS


(SPOKEN, WITH GREAT REVERENCE):


Yes, Friend, Jesus will fix my Pa's flat tire. What is your flat tire today? Has that old serpent, the devil, tried to steal the joy of your salvation? Has frustration gotten the best of you while trusting in the mighty love of Jesus? Well, Friend, remember this: His time is not necessarily our time, but God is GOOD, ALL THE TIME.


You see, Friend, today it may be a flat tire. Tomorrow (if tomorrow comes) it might be stage four pancreatic cancer. Both of these things can cast a gloom over the afternoon and early evening and well into the night. But NO PROBLEM is too big for our Father, which art in Heaven (Hallowed be His Name). We may be rotting on the inside from cancerous lesions. We may lose control over our bowels, and we may develop a stench such that no one wants to be around us anymore. But whether it's that or a flat tire, it's all the same in the eyes of the LORD. And, Friend, JESUS can fix YOUR flat tire, too.


(REPEAT CHORUS, WITH GREAT FEELING)

[Dana723]

Beautiful! Why, I can see Carrie Underwood singing that song along with her other hit "Jesus Take the Wheel"! Can you imagine the unsaved that will come to Christ?

[mrgrtt123]

Looking forward to hearing this music on the radio soon.

[Isabella White]

Oh, my dear, blessed in Heaven! Oh, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry, I will admit right here and now that your latest song has brought tears to my aged eyes, and it has touched my dear old heart so deeply. And I thank you, from the depth of my heart, for that!

You know, you really should get yourself off to a recording studio in Nashville and record this for a Gospel music broadcast. Just think of the waiting souls who are hungry to hear of such a wondrous testimony, and how they will be saved through the blessed of the crucified Lamb -- thanks to your message of hope and inspiration!

Now, I know you might be a bit shy about making your own record, so maybe you could forward it to these lovely singers in the video below, to add to their collection of Gospel hits? The will bless you greatly!

A blessed day to you, beloved Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Oh Larry dear, such a coincidence that this idea should have come to both of us! It just goes to show that when Jesus wants us to know His Divine Will, he is careful to tell more than one person (in case of human frailty or accidents).
I would dearly love to hear our own dear Roper Crossburn's rendition of your moving song. It's so sad that he's semi-retired from performing these days. I can only imagine the subtle ambiguity he would use when singing the line Sometimes my pa gets tested, in the context of driving.

[BrotherLarry]

Dearest Sister Great Granny my Precious Isabella,

While I was moved by the glorious rendition of Somebody Touched Me, I wonder if these sultry vixens would be the best choice for my obvious talent to be unleashed. Their suggestive dancing and vivid dress might inspire some to lust.

Instead I sent it to Dolly Parton. She is a more modest woman who exudes Christian values. I am sure I will hear from her soon.

I love you so.