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Default Woodland Prayer Retreat - 05-16-2009, 09:42 PM

Its that time of season again. Me and my kin in Christ have gone to the backwoods to erect another addition to our prayer shack. We will spend 40 days and 40 nights here bathed in prayer.

Heres a pic of late Brother Irving with his dog Gabe standin in front of the renovated facade from last Febuary.







Were in the middle of a new additon to the prayer retreat. We are now installin sum closet sized prayer booths for private prayer.


In the prayer booths there are these little holes in the wall so you can strengthen yer bond in Christ between brethren with shared prayer instead. Its real easy. Just like the joy from yer tougue pass through the hole so that it reaches yer Brother. It doesnt matter who you pray with, just as long as your both praising the Lord in GLORY!



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Default Re: Woodland Prayer Retreat - 05-19-2009, 07:36 AM

I've seen one of those holes for praising Christ's glory before, but it was in a Catholic confession booth, right in front of the little pads where you kneel.


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

Hosea 9:7
The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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Default Re: Woodland Prayer Retreat - 05-19-2009, 11:10 AM

Why were you in a Catholic confession booth? Was it an undercover infiltration or is there somethin that you aint tellin us Helmheinz?


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