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Originally Posted by The Jedi Master
Why? i mean in the end there just socks ... no one exsept those who have a feet fedish care...
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Wrong, you deranged Jedi sinner. Order and disorder start in the home. Just as a woman must be silently submissive to her husband in the same way as a population should be silently submissive to George W. Bush and everybody should be silently submissive to Christ, a man must have healthy and well-organised socks if he's to take a healthy and well-organised attitude to life in general. Sure, wearing odd socks (or "queer socks", as I like to call them) may seem relatively harmless, but that harmlessness is exactly what makes them so dangerous. An otherwise innocent healthy Christian boy tries on socks that don't match, decides that experimenting with new things really isn't so bad, and before you know it he's using one hand to tug at Slick Willy Clinton's throbbing member while using the other to lob a petrol bomb at some poor harmless policemen in an attempt to bring about some state of Godless anarchy where Bibles would be banned and EVERYBODY'S socks would be collectively owned by the state. If the subversives are to be defeated, we must start in the sock drawer.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.