Landover to the Rescue - Christian Help Forum A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow. |
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 235
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Praising the LORD in Godless Australia
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-16-2014, 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob4God
I really don't know what advice I would give a woman for self-defense. The female attention span is too short to safely handle a weapon, and the female body is too weak to effectively perform self-defense tactics that would work against the brute strength of the lesbian bull.
I will do what every Christian does when confronting real-world issues: I will pray fervently for you and trust GOD will do what is best.
|
Of course. As said here I always spend at least 20 mins a day praying not to be raped, and whenever I am meeting a boy for the first time,I usually spend a few hours beforehand as well, just in case.
Atheists! Make the right choice!
or
It should be obvious.
Come stand with us, with Christians, with Jesus, in eternal glory in heaven instead of agony in hell. You won't regret it!
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-16-2014, 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steph Leia
Of course. As said here I always spend at least 20 mins a day praying not to be raped, and whenever I am meeting a boy for the first time,I usually spend a few hours beforehand as well, just in case.
|
Well Thespians are a major danger for a Christian woman. Like all gays they are lust crazed, looking to get impregnated just to have abortions. Since they appear as normal women this allows them to get close enough to a Christian woman so they can use their "method" on her.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,686
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-17-2014, 03:18 AM
|
|
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-24-2014, 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob4God
The female attention span is too short to safely handle a weapon
|
Amen to that Brother Bob4God. Once, my wife found one of my guns and she accidentally shot at me 5 times before I could grab it back. That was the last time I forgot to lock the gun room.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
|
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
|
|
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-24-2014, 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Amen to that Brother Bob4God. Once, my wife found one of my guns and she accidentally shot at me 5 times before I could grab it back. That was the last time I forgot to lock the gun room.
|
Typical.
I've never met a woman who could shoot for shit
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 533
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Love Child of Pastor Osborne
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-26-2014, 03:17 PM
The Lord clearly tells us how to deal with insignificant persecution in Matthew 5:39
"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."
However, many folks fail to realize that this verse clearly indicates one is able to turn the other cheek and, therefore is not in any type of dire situation.
When one reads a little further, Jesus shows His mettle in Matthew 10:34 "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
Well I'm here to tell you friends, my local Fight Church brethren intend to watch His back! My creed is that if The Lord doesn't come to get me, then I'll represent until He does.
As you can clearly see below, I have no issue in smiting intimidating heathen gangbangers that are threatening me.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
Last edited by Freddy Osborne; 08-17-2014 at 01:39 PM.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,941
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: With Jesus
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-26-2014, 04:01 PM
I like the way you are smiting him with a friendly smile, Frednekk. It shows that your rebuke is given not out of malice, but simply for his own good.
As we all remember, God loveth a cheerful giver. 2 Corinthians 9:7
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 533
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Love Child of Pastor Osborne
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-26-2014, 04:35 PM
Thank you, Sister Attila. My light can't help but shine!
Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
07-26-2014, 09:33 PM
The best defense is plain to see in this case. The woman needs to get married so she will have a man to protect her from these wretched abominations. Everyone knows that lesbians are repelled by the male organ. The male phallus is to lesbians what the cross is to vampires, kryptonite is to Superman, and morality is to atheists.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 213
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Bozeman, MT
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
08-07-2014, 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Hi friends, I wonder if you could recommend any precautions --besides keeping a loaded gun in the house, of course-- that a person might take if a person was hypothetically afraid for his life?
Please help, I think he's going to kill me.
|
Brother Faith, I just want you to know that I got your back. And your front. Especially your front.
I believe you have my home address. If you ever need to take a "vacation" from Freehold, my house in Boston is your house. If I'm away, tell Consuela that you're my cousin Dave from Sacramento and she'll let you in. My room is on the third floor at the end. Wear anything you like, although I think the blue pajamas would look really nice on you.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
|
|
Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 9,980
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
|
|
Re: Personal security precautions? -
08-07-2014, 12:26 AM
Thank you my friend, it's always nice to know there's a safe harbor in the storm!
WARNING:
In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|