[Elmer G. White]

Praise Jesus!

It came recently to my attention that there is a product called a "butt-plug" that is apparently used to avoid any contamination of the anal cavity by demonic entities. This is a wonderful invention, because we all know that the principal obstacle to Salvation during these sad times is homosexual gay sex, the unnatural fornication among same-sex males.

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jesus is Gracious and Merciful (Jonah 4:2). He has many anatomical inventions to prevent the violation of the rectum with the male organ but for the lust-filled generation Y this is not enough. They still wish to experiment with fornication and male-to-male copulation. More drastic measured had to be taken, so Jesus endorsed the design of a physical barrier, not unlike the Wall that will soon arise between the Godly US of A and the Papist Swarm.

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: Probably the most practical way to prevent penile entry.



Imagine the horrors Sweet Jesus must be experiencing! His feet feel the constant pounding of the penis trying to break through the Wall while His head in buried in the deepest and most revolting recesses of the cesspit that is the gay man's bowel. But there can be no stronger guard against this the secondmost destructive of all sins. Again, Jesus comes to the rescue when the aspiring gay youth has a moment a weakness, just as He promised.

1 Corinthians 10:13
There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.

Jesus will help with this nice product so that you, any sinners who may be reading this, can bear the temptation. Glory! Jesus can keep you from evil!

2 Thessalonians 3:3
But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil.



Of course, no True Christian™ will ever need this but the sinners must be introduced to this device, the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, to help them during the difficult time of Insecurity and Doubt. No demons nor tallywhackers dare enter when Jesus is guarding the Strawberry Gates. In addition, I have discovered that Jesus is not alone. He has recruited quite a few of His Bestest Friends to participate in this Godliest Endeavor of All Times. Mr. Putin has been recruited and he will protect the emerging Christians during the time when Jesus is firmly established in the bowels of a man but some temptations still linger.



Let us thank Mr. Putin for His Good Work. Of course, our own Sweet President Donald Trump did not hesitate to answer God's Call for some Anal Action!



This will give the sinner a nice continuum of Godly Butt Plugs to choose from until the day when He becomes sin-free and can reside forever in Christ! These technological marvels can easily be carried on your person during our street preaching events and distributed to Catholics, Evolutionary proponents, and high school kids. They will find that the Real Pleasure™ is in Christ!



Isaiah 41:10
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Unlike the feminazi hoax about "rape culture", there has been no time like the present when the male rectum has been under often overwhelming assault. I only hope that Trump can find a way to make the homers pay for these "barriers" in the same way that the Mexicans will ultimately pay for the border wall. Perhaps a special tax on homerism is in order.

[Patootie]

<<<sexual reference deleted>>> y'all lol this is hilarious butt plugs are there for <<<another word for happy>>> people so that it feels like a <<<reference to a pervert sexual act removed>>> so actually they <<<reference to a pervert sexual act removed>>> with baby Jesus xD

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I introduced these thingies to my houseboys a couple of years ago and they soon became habitual users. I've personally administered the release of many youths from the demons by educating them in the practical use of the plugs. It takes lots of effort and hardcore experience initially but they soon get the hang of it. You're all welcome to order my educational videos about the spiritually correct usage of these things at reasonable prices.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I introduced these thingies to my houseboys a couple of years ago and they soon became habitual users. I've personally administered the release of many youths from the demons by educating them in the practical use of the plugs. It takes lots of effort and hardcore experience initially but they soon get the hang of it. You're all welcome to order my educational videos about the spiritually correct usage of these things at reasonable prices.

Gay....that's gay wearing a plug up your ass. You know people use them for sexual pleasure right? The mere fact that your using this prevent rape....well that's ineffective.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Gay....that's gay wearing a plug up your ass. You know people use them for sexual pleasure right? The mere fact that your using this prevent rape....well that's ineffective.

Not surprising you are against personal protection. No doubt you have your doors open all night and sign on your porch saying "Slut available inside'.
I keep my rectum protected at all times against unwanted rectal sodomization and a 1911 on my hip at all times, even when in the bath house.
With my boys, I learned a neat trick. After insertion of the plug, I take one of their hairs and apply it over the cheeks and crossing the plug. At the evening inspection, I confirm the hair is still there and that lets me know the plug has not been removed. It instills a level of trust that rectal padlocks do not provide. I want my boys to think I have faith in them

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

These ones are my personal picks. I'm a big Game of Thrones fan, so dragons are a must in the bedroom.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

These ones are my personal picks. I'm a big Game of Thrones fan, so dragons are a must in the bedroom.

Miss Whoring,

I am afraid that you have misunderstood the efficacy of these devices. Their power is not in the physical manifestation but in the Spiritual Infestation by Jesus. Considering your proposal, we have to assess what God says about dragons as potentially protective entities. The results are disappointing.

Malachi 1:3
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

As you can see, God uses dragons to enforce His punishments on the people He hates (such as Esau, as re-enforced in Romans 9:13). We can also clearly see that dragons cause havoc instead of protection:

Isaiah 13:22
And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.

Thus, putting dragons in the "pleasant palace" is not efficient. It is not the material structure but the presence of Jesus that provides the benefit. You should really do some basic Bible Study to help you along, Miss Whoring.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Gay....that's gay wearing a plug up your ass. You know people use them for sexual pleasure right? The mere fact that your using this prevent rape....well that's ineffective.

Typical LIEberal response - and what are you supposed to do when you're being anally raped, call the police? By the time they get there your rapist done and in your fridge making a sandwich, having a beer, and smoking a cigarette.

The NRA should be promoting these plugs right up there with the Second Amendment, and our God given constitutional right to self defense.

[Titus Templeton]

Remember that this device might get pushed out if u have to poop.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Typical LIEberal response - and what are you supposed to do when you're being anally raped, call the police? By the time they get there your rapist done and in your fridge making a sandwich, having a beer, and smoking a cigarette.

The NRA should be promoting these plugs right up there with the Second Amendment, and our God given constitutional right to self defense.

Well if I take my bdsm expertise....what you need is a Chastity belt. A locking kind..a plug won't do unless if you lock it.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

These ones are my personal picks. I'm a big Game of Thrones fan, so dragons are a must in the bedroom.

Beware beware the dragon born comes...

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Remember that this device might get pushed out if u have to poop.

I wouldn't expect less from the Original coprophiliac. (Ezekiel 4:15) (Isaiah 36:12) (Judges 3:21-22) (Deuteronomy 23:12-13) to name a few.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Is it just me, or the does the word Deuteronomy sound like a kinky punishing sex-position?

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

Is it just me, or the does the word Deuteronomy sound like a kinky punishing sex-position?

Yeah it kinda does

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Praise Jesus!

It came recently to my attention that there is a product called a "butt-plug" that is apparently used to avoid any contamination of the anal cavity by demonic entities. This is a wonderful invention, because we all know that the principal obstacle to Salvation during these sad times is homosexual gay sex, the unnatural fornication among same-sex males.

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jesus is Gracious and Merciful (Jonah 4:2). He has many anatomical inventions to prevent the violation of the rectum with the male organ but for the lust-filled generation Y this is not enough. They still wish to experiment with fornication and male-to-male copulation. More drastic measured had to be taken, so Jesus endorsed the design of a physical barrier, not unlike the Wall that will soon arise between the Godly US of A and the Papist Swarm.

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: Probably the most practical way to prevent penile entry.



Imagine the horrors Sweet Jesus must be experiencing! His feet feel the constant pounding of the penis trying to break through the Wall while His head in buried in the deepest and most revolting recesses of the cesspit that is the gay man's bowel. But there can be no stronger guard against this the secondmost destructive of all sins. Again, Jesus comes to the rescue when the aspiring gay youth has a moment a weakness, just as He promised.

1 Corinthians 10:13
There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it.

Jesus will help with this nice product so that you, any sinners who may be reading this, can bear the temptation. Glory! Jesus can keep you from evil!

2 Thessalonians 3:3
But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil.



Of course, no True Christian™ will ever need this but the sinners must be introduced to this device, the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, to help them during the difficult time of Insecurity and Doubt. No demons nor tallywhackers dare enter when Jesus is guarding the Strawberry Gates. In addition, I have discovered that Jesus is not alone. He has recruited quite a few of His Bestest Friends to participate in this Godliest Endeavor of All Times. Mr. Putin has been recruited and he will protect the emerging Christians during the time when Jesus is firmly established in the bowels of a man but some temptations still linger.



Let us thank Mr. Putin for His Good Work. Of course, our own Sweet President Donald Trump did not hesitate to answer God's Call for some Anal Action!



Thius will give the sinner a nice continuum of Godly Butt Plugs to choose from until the day when He becomes sin-free and can reside forever in Christ! These technological marves can easily be carried on your person during our street preaching events and distributed to Catholics, Evolutionary proponents, and high school kids. They will find that the Real Pleasure™ is in Christ!



Isaiah 41:10
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Why is there no Mary?

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

Why is there no Mary?

I have one of Mary in my collection, but it's not designed for the butt.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

I have one of Mary in my collection, but it's not designed for the butt.

Of course it is not! Of course you would use it to block entry into that cavern of horrors that is yet necessary as it is the exit path for the new Soldiers for Christ.

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

While baby Jesus prevents the entry of the male organ into the rectal depths that should remain unviolated, the Papist device blocks the phallic entry into the one spot where it is supposed to go to fulfill God's plan as outlined in Genesis 1:28. Once again, an example how the false goddess Mary opposes everything that is precious to Jesus and shows the depravity of the Papist cult. While Jesus saves male sinners from the fate worse than death, the idol Mary casts women into the bottomless pit.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[caged4christ]

Thank you Brother White, Brother Hutchin, and Pastor Ezekiel for sharing your wisdom. I had not considered that my rectum as an open entry to the demons of the world. I shall keep it forever closed with a Baby Jesus Butt Plug. It will only be removed to allow that which must come out and will immediately be reinserted for Christ’s enduring protection. Christ is truly sacrificing for us.