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Default Re: I want to be saved - 09-03-2011, 07:34 PM

You obviously harbor homosexual urges. All Many Catholics exhibit proclivities in this regard so don't be afraid to acknowledge it. Do you at least admit the reality of evolution?


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The lord thou heaven art thou and homosexuality is a crime against the lord our father



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Default Re: I want to be saved - 09-03-2011, 07:40 PM

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Hmm, I think I smell a Papist.

Why don't you make your own intro thread, and tell all of us why you've decided to abet buggery, apostasy, blasphemy and idolatry?
He's probably too busy selling relics.





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