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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:04 PM
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Surely with out Gods commandment or will, this War the U.S. People are waging is nothing more than mass murder!
Well, I only have a few moments to respond to this, because I'm about to head out on official business in Kirkuk, where the US forces have shown their dedication to the Iraqi people by building a brand new morgue.

This kind of negative talk is surely distressing. Our brave fighting men and women in harm's way are working with the Iraqi people to build a nation that's governed by the people, not a dangerous madman like Saddam. We're training the Iraqi people to stand up so we can stand down. And we're fighting the terrorists over here (in Iraq), so we don't have to fight them there (in the malls and shopping centers of America).

Got it? Brave troops, harm's way, Saddam bad, stand up/stand down, fighting them over here, etc.

Here in Iraq, we do get word of what people are talking about in America. And I can tell you that mean words like this deeply hurt our brave fighting men and women in harm's way. Is that what you want, to hurt our troops? Why do you hate our troops? Why do you hate America? Why do you hate freedom?
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:13 PM
I'm all for taking Saddam down, but not by invading the country.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:29 PM
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I'm all for taking Saddam down, but not by invading the country.
This be one o' the most ignant thangs I's evah read in my life. If we had just left aftah we tookeded Saddam down, them folks woulda just blowed theyselves up, and all that precious oil they haves (that they stole from JESUS) woulda blowed up with them. Praise the Lord that the towelheads is bein' put in they place and the oil bein' gave back to God's people.

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:35 PM
That also be a very "ignant" thing to say.

It was not stolen from Jesus. If anything our government's stole it. The oil was founded by them.

There were better ways to get the oil. And why were we after that? So much for saving lives.

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:38 PM
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That also be a very "ignant" thing to say.

It was not stolen from Jesus. If anything our government's stole it. The oil was founded by them.
What? As far as I know, not even Darwinists claim that oil was founded by the US Government. I suppose next you'll be telling us that the Founding Fathers of the oil were deists.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:41 PM
Can't you read? "Them" means the people of Iraq. The guy's we blowing up, for "freedom"

That is quite racist. Please, can you call them by the name Iraqies?
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:46 PM
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There were better ways to get the oil. And why were we after that? So much for saving lives.
I only have a few moments before my Apache helicopter leaves for Kirkuk, but I feel I must respond to this comment.

We are NOT in Iraq because of oil. We are here to create a vibrant, Western style democracy in the Middle East. THAT is why the American people, through their duly-elected representatives, wholeheartedly authorized a decade-long, multi-trillion dollar war halfway across the world, and voluntarily suspended of many of their constitutional rights.

It has nothing to do with oil.

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:48 PM
If you say so.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:56 PM
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Well, I only have a few moments to respond to this, because I'm about to head out on official business in Kirkuk, where the US forces have shown their dedication to the Iraqi people by building a brand new morgue.
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It is the hard working heroes like you that winning this war against Saddam and Al Queda. I am sure that when Iraq's go to this new morgue to identify their deceased relatives they will be saying "If it wasn't for America we wouldn't be here to day."


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-18-2007, 05:59 PM
Yeah, we'd be somewhere else.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 01:23 PM
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Yeah, we'd be somewhere else.
Yes, they would be quaking in terror in their houses that Saddam's thugs were going come to torture and kill them. Thanks to America those Iraqis can retrieve their dead relatives from the morgue without fear of Saddam.


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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 01:32 PM
No, I mean we, as in our 2 great countries.
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No, I mean we, as in our 2 great countries.
There is only one great country. The one the God likes best. The one that Jesus has Blessed above all others.

America!


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England.

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England.

Land of your fore-fathers.
My forefathers left that hellhole around 400 years ago because the land was shunned by Jesus.

For an unsaved wad of eurotrash, you don't speak American very well...

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 02:16 PM
Oh, Pastor. You don't wanna know what I think about America. Or you. Or Christains from America.

And so far - I havn't said a word on what i think.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 02:18 PM
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Oh, Pastor. You don't wanna know what I think about America. Or you. Or Christains from America.

And so far - I havn't said a word on what i think.
What are you doing here then, demon? If you loathe Christ so much, why do you waste your time (and ours)?

Feel free to express yourself.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 02:23 PM
I am a follower of Jesus. But your an extremist. And your not getting anything out of me. I'm acutally recovering, from an operation, and generally, cannot leave my house for some time, so I am passing the time.

Oh dear, Pastor. Why, can you not except others, like The Jews, or the Catholics? Or the homos?

Can't we just get along? Nah. It's in America's life style to be evil.

Btw: Jesus was a jew. on his holy cross, in Latin, was the words: King Of Jews. The bible said it. Not the witness.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 02:43 PM
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My forefathers left that hellhole around 400 years ago because the land was shunned by Jesus.

For an unsaved wad of eurotrash, you don't speak American very well...
That's because he speaks English, we're the ones who bastardized their language.
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Default Re: Iraq: the good news and the bad - 07-19-2007, 03:08 PM
And can't even speak it with the right accent. Let alone spell it right.

(No offense to Joo, and anyone America who has not insulted me)
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