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Default what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 09:14 PM

I would suggest rape as a punishment for being a feminazi, and death penalty(by stoning) for repeating offenders. Does anyone else agree?
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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 09:31 PM

On what Bible verses do you base your suggested punishments?


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 09:44 PM

The salient factors in evaluating this question are as follows:

1. What does it say in the KJV Bible?

2. What else does it say in the KJV Bible?

3. What does God say in the KJV Bible?

4. What does Jesus say in the KJV Bible?

and

5. What is said in the KJV Bible?

Once we have answered these questions, the answer to your question will be obvious, Proud Faroese.

I suggest considering the following verse:

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

This verse explains that we should treat our wives as God treats His creation.

If your wife is good, I recommend treating her as God did Job. If she commits a sin, we must look to specific examples of how God treated sinners who perpetrated those specific offenses.


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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 09:58 PM

What i am talking about is not only sluts who disobey their husbands, i am talking about real feminazis who engage in politics and does campaigns where they dress like whores and promote hatred of men, lesbianism, veganism and womens rights, the radical feminazis i am talking about doesnt even have husbands, instead they have girlfriends(or wives, if they live in Canada)

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants. Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you: (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled; ) That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you. For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people. Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God."
Leviticus 18:22-30, KJV

and also:
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
Deuteronomy 22:5, KJV
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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 10:29 PM

Rape should only be undertaken by a man in need of a wife. Even then, there are formalities to be undertaken. She must pare her nails and shave her head. You must kill her parents and allow her to mourn them. And even then, once you have married her, you are never allowed to sell her.



Of course, you must allow the Republican Party to make this law first, as we are required to obey secular law by another verse. But the verses below show us what God really wants.



Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.


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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 10:33 PM

Surely the answer is obvious to any avid KJV reader, and believer, I must say I abhor your suggestions. However, in answer to your question I shall direct you to Kings II.

Kings II 9:33-37 And he said, Throw her down. So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.
And when he was come in, he did eat and drink, and said, Go, see now this cursed woman, and bury her: for she is a king's daughter.
And they went to bury her: but they found no more of her than the skull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands.
Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the Lord, which he spake by his servant, Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:
And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.


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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-10-2011, 10:46 PM

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She must pare her nails and shave her head.
Shaved heads and pared nails are very common among feminazis, so they shouldnt be a problem.
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Default Re: what should be the punishment for being a feminazi? - 09-11-2011, 12:48 AM

I've always thought the idea of a femnazi at the Gates of Heaven™, asking to be let in with fish breath was pretty major punishment.
I be she'd be kicked down the Garbage Chute to Hell® faster than you can say Star Kist.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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