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An old soul
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09-24-2020, 05:56 AM
I dont' feel comfortable talking with Didymus around. You know what I mean? Athiest creep. Is there somewhere we can go Brothers?
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Johny Joe Hold
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Re: Private -
09-24-2020, 09:22 PM
I'm sure Didy talks around town. I doubt he visits here so we might be safe.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Serving Jesus
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Private -
09-25-2020, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
Don't be too careful. Shadows move. The wind blows. It's easy to see things that do no exist, but the atheist lurks where their power thresholds.
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What's this supposed to mean? Is it some kind of hippie crystal power mumbo jumbo or what? Sometimes the Lord relieves His enemies of the power of rational thought before He summons them to their reward. I believe you must one such case. There is no telling what atrocity you have committed, but God knows and He will exact payment. Once you have been sentenced to an eternity in Hell, Satan will summon you thither and you will begin an eternity of suffering for your sins, which must be many.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Private -
09-26-2020, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I dont' feel comfortable talking with Didymus around. You know what I mean? Athiest creep. Is there somewhere we can go Brothers?
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I understand completely. The last thing I want is some idiot trying to 'straighten me out about God'. They start out 'Hey, got a minute, I want your input and guidance one something....' Asking you questions and trying to steer you into some dingy alley of darkness where are boxed in by your own words.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Private -
09-26-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
I'm no master of Englishness, but I think there's a your in there somewhere.
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No, there isn't, and there shouldn't be. You do realize that "you're" comes from "you are," don't you?
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
I'm no master of Englishness, but I think there's a your in there somewhere.
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Ms. Doomed (did you change your name?), this thread is for MEN ONLY. WOMEN like us should not be in this thread, we should not be reading this thread, we should not be commenting on this thread.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Honorary White Christian™
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 07:20 AM
I thought the promise enforcers forum said “MEN ONLY”. I can see True Christian ™️ women getting permission but what’s the perverted Dutch woman doing gallivanting about like a slutty teenager in heat here? I won’t fall for your temptation lady. I am well aware of Matthew 7:17. Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. And a fair warning to you whore, read Matthew 7:19. You wouldn’t want to end up in some trash can. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
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Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 09:06 AM
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milkmaid
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I think you may be in the wrong place.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
I wish to earnestly apologize in advance for tonight's antics. Please, I had too much Chardonnay, and this has been ongoing for me, sadly. It blots out unwanted memories.
I don't know how to excuse my trespasses, but I ask for your forgiveness from you, and Jesus Christ.
Mr. Rutherford, I'm not Dutch, but I assume you meant me, though Froken Dana looks more Dutch than me with her milkmaid cap.
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Proverbs 20:1
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
I assume you meant me, though Froken Dana looks more Dutch than me with her milkmaid cap.
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Would you rather prefer Dana dishonor her head?
1 Corinthians 11:5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
Mocking prayer isn't going to get you any extra points in the Book of Life, sweetie.
Revelation 13:8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
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An old soul
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Re: Private -
09-27-2020, 08:59 PM
They should rename this sub-forum "Ladies Welcome, No Manly Talk". This is everything that's wrong with America - whining ladies, job stealing foreigners and lispy trans Satan worshippers. Didymus is laughing at us. All of you - GET OUT!
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Johny Joe Hold
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True Christian™
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Re: Private -
09-29-2020, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
They should rename this sub-forum "Ladies Welcome, No Manly Talk". This is everything that's wrong with America - whining ladies, job stealing foreigners and lispy trans Satan worshippers. Didymus is laughing at us. All of you - GET OUT!
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I understand Unsaved Trash misbehaving, with them being Hellbound sinners and all, but when did our womenfolk get so audacious? It's not as though we men go to the Ladies of Landover forum and start posting pie recipes or tips for passing our unclean time in the menstrual segregation shack or whatever the heck it is that they discuss over there. I think Pastor Ezekiel might need to dust off his "Biblical guide to spanking your wife and daughters" sermon soon.
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Johny Joe Hold
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