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02-08-2021, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I blame demons. I'd pray for Bella, but I'm currently busy preparing a spicy lentil soup, and after that I have to water my plants, and then I have some other people to pray for, so I really can't spare my time.
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Oh, yes, it does seem that demons are at play here, dear Sister Basilissa. I suppose it's a case of "like attracting like", if you catch my drift. Now, I would gladly pray for Mrs. Bella, as well; but, like you, I am very busy with a variety of tasks to oversee. This week's Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social will be held at yours truly's, so I'm very busy, and rushed off my feet, with the preparations. What to start first? The luscious lemony lamingtons, or the scrumptious shortbread? Oh, well, not to worry, -- and, I will be sure to place Mrs. Bella's name at the top of our prayer list for Wednesday afternoon. Although, one wonders if it will make such of a difference, considering some of the unsavory postings that have been noted on her account, here at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by PrincessAmerica2004
Hi, Bella! I'm new too.
I really hope we can be friends and sisters in God!
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 07:58 PM
Honestly, Pastor, you put up with so much and yet you calmly walk in to the Shadow of Death, truly Fearing no Evil. How do you do it (rhetorically speaking, it is not my place to understand).
Praise your Magnificence!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Oh, yes, it does seem that demons are at play here, dear Sister Basilissa. I suppose it's a case of "like attracting like", if you catch my drift.
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I'm not sure if I do, Sister - are you talking about a visitor with a similar ehem, expression style, that we had here some time ago - what was her name - Dumb-something? In this case, yes, I can see the parallels!
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I'm not sure if I do, Sister - are you talking about a visitor with a similar ehem, expression style, that we had here some time ago - what was her name - Dumb-something? In this case, yes, I can see the parallels!
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Oh, yes, dear Sister Basilissa: I, too, was reminded of a certain "style" of a previous visitor to ; although, I had forgotten her name. Oh, what was it? I know it will come to me, sooner or later. Oh! Yes, it was something about Miss DaDOOMED, or something like that. Why these people just don't get off their highway to the doom of eternal , and, instead, accept the free, sweet gift of the of is beyond me!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 08:15 PM
Ladies!
Let us not gossip about the shameful but praise the magnificent, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hello All! -
02-08-2021, 11:29 PM
Well, at least we now know how her problem pregnancies were problematic--she obviously consorts with demons, so she is no doubt giving birth to demon children. The ultrasound was to see if the abomination in her belly has cloven hooves. You can look for horns, too, but those can also be a sign that the father is Jewish.
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Re: Hello All! -
02-09-2021, 06:19 AM
Always prepared to accept people at face value, how they present themselves. Those whom Jesus has saved, from before the world's foundations were even laid, may not yet have reached that denouement in their lives after all. In some cases however, without invalidating Scripture on other topics, how Jesus explained things is made clear:
Mark 4:3-7 Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow: And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up. And some fell on stony ground, where it had not much earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth: But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away. And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.
14-19 The sower soweth the word. And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. And these are they likewise which are sown on stony ground; who, when they have heard the word, immediately receive it with gladness; and have no root in themselves, and so endure but for a time: afterward, when affliction or persecution ariseth for the word's sake, immediately they are offended. And these are they which are sown among thorns; such as hear the word, and the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches and the lusts of other things entering in choke the word and it becometh unfruitful.
That is always sad for them – especially knowing what the outcome is, described by Jesus in many places including the fact that He doesn't want it to happen but The Word cannot grow, among thorns and lusts with other things entering in. Hell is the result. And let's face it, if nobody went there could it be said to exist? A bit like a universe with nothing in it: no stars, no sun, no moon, no comets – would that even be a universe? Not even a rainbow.
Isaiah 53:3 He is despised and rejected of men a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
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Re: Hello All! -
02-09-2021, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Honestly, Pastor, you put up with so much and yet you calmly walk in to the Shadow of Death, truly Fearing no Evil. How do you do it (rhetorically speaking, it is not my place to understand).
Praise your Magnificence!
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The Lord has his back 100%, and with that grace he’s able to keep his composure in any situation.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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