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09-18-2020, 03:06 PM
i go to a muslim church in europe lo
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
i go to a muslim church in europe lo
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Hi Izzy (may I call you Izzy? great), I must say you are slightly more amusing than the average half-brained unsaved trash that persecute us on this forum.
Tip for your future endeavors: no Muslim would call the building of his congregation a "church." Do I need to google "mosque" for you?
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 03:43 PM
Ishmael, is it? For some reason, I find myself wishing to thwack you very soundly with a very heavy book.
Excuse me while I go pray away the rage.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
Moby Dick?
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Please read the Bible.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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09-18-2020, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Please read the Bible.
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Sister, if she did, that certainly would be a Miracle™.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
i go to a muslim church in europe lo
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
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Welcome friend. Have you heard the good news?
Jesus wants to love you in a deep and personal way. LBC can assist you in your walk of life with God by your side. Stop being hoodwinked by these false prophets and absurd rhetoric. End the malarkey. Get right by the Holy Ghost.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
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Dear Miss Brother: I implore you -- please -- think about the road of destruction that you are on! Stop going to those places of false worship. They are there to trap you into thinking that you will go to Heaven if you attend their services. Nothing could be further from the truth! The will not sit by idly as you worship false gods -- this you will see, and I fear that it will happen very soon. Why, look at what happened to that other false church, that Notre Dame place in Paris! Do you really want to put yourself in the same situation?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: intro -
09-18-2020, 09:22 PM
It's a long drive from Alaska to Europe. It may be that you attend infrequently or perhaps you are lying. If you are lying be advised that you will have to go to Hell and abide with the Devil. There are all kinds of sins that will get you sent to Hell, but lying is one of the ten sins most hated by God.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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09-19-2020, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Ishmael
muslim church
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Is that like a Nazi bar mitzvah?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: intro -
09-19-2020, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by DumboniBaDoomed
Yes, the Bible is big. I do like big books. They make good thwackers, so you are resourceful.
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Oh, that's nice, dear Miss Dumboni. Since you like big books so much, kindly have a look at the attached video clip and see if you can learn something very important from it. And, from out of the goodness of my heart, I'll give you a clue:
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: intro -
09-25-2020, 07:59 AM
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Re: intro -
09-25-2020, 01:08 PM
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Lo, I go to a muslim Church in Europe.
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Grammar correction service, free introductory trial.
For a moment I thought you meant that joint in London. But that's not in Europe. Surely no-one else would pull a stunt like this? (I mean other than Anglicans? Mohammedans turn up at Churches occasionally, but that's not quite the same thing.)
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Re: intro -
09-28-2020, 08:07 PM
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You would be wise to educate yourself using the KJV and take a stroll with before you embarrass yourself any further in the presence of s.
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Re: intro -
09-29-2020, 10:43 AM
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Hello. Please, can you tell me what do you mean by "Muslim Church"? Are you referring to that Cathedral in Spain that is now a mosque?
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Re: intro -
09-30-2020, 03:35 AM
Let's call a spade a spade. Mosques are basically terrorist cells.
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Re: intro -
10-01-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Hello. Please, can you tell me what do you mean by "Muslim Church"? Are you referring to that Cathedral in Spain that is now a mosque?
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Catholicism and Islam are inseperable. Many European states (Germany, Italy, Spain etc.) are described as "Christian" by the lefty media, but they are Catholic. If you do not repent of your false religion, you will end up in hell (not purgatory, since there is no such thing).
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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