Christ's Blood by Mail? -
05-13-2019, 05:15 PM
Today I received an offer from Reverend Jackson, a pastor based out of the land of Burkina Faso. In his offer, he states the following:
"Now, precious one, you can be assured of protection from demons, evil spirits, principalities, illness, and the arts of the devil such as witchcraft, sorcery, divination, channeling, and new age wizardry! Just send for my AUTHENTIC vial of Christ's blood, gathered from the foot of Calvary on the day our LORD suffered, bled, and died!
This is NOT something made to look like blood! This is the actual, doctor certified, DNA tested BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!"
He goes on to say that Miss HH of Australia ordered the Blood of Jesus vial and poured it in her purse. That SAME DAY, an unknown stranger stole her purse and brought it back with a note apologizing for the theft. When she opened it, expecting all of her money to be gone, instead she found $10,000,000.00 in hundred dollar bills. There is a picture of Miss HH and she looks honest.
You can order 1, 3, or 25 vials of the Blood of Jesus if you send a love offering in US Dollars to his special PO Box in Duluth, Minnesota, which he visits often. The suggested love offering is $500 for 1 vial, $1000 for 3, or $10,000 for 25. The latter seems the best value.
He begs me in the letter not to think he's a fake or a fraud and shows a picture of a certificate from the Burkina Faso authorities stating he is 100% legitimate and gives a testimony of one of the cops that received a new Cadillac after pouring the Blood of Jesus vial over his driveway. Apparently after he poured it, a stranger took a wrong turn (in his mind) and pulled his NEW Cadillac into the cop's driveway. He told the cop that Jesus told him to leave the car and go get a different one. Miraculous!
Oh, how I love Jesus! He sends me, His humble servant, a chance like this when I deserve hell fire instead. Lord, You are Wonderful.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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