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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-24-2010, 11:33 PM

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Jesus tells us how!

Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Still not seeing how it's a sex life.

And it also says "in his heart". I am not a he, therefor it does not apply to me.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-24-2010, 11:53 PM

They aren't like me because I am not a queer. I don't do those kind of things because I am definitely not gay. To say they are just like me is to accuse me of hose grabbery and I don't appreciate that sort of slander. I am a Platinum Tither™ here at Gods favorite online church and I am above such things.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-24-2010, 11:58 PM

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It refers to mankind.
That's not what it said. It said "he". Not "mankind".
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:04 AM

Humans weren't meant to fit together like the gays do it. It's like holding a bolt with a bolt or a nut with a nut. It doesn't work without one of each.


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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:08 AM

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I'm sorry, did anyone here force you to come to this website and read what we write? We didn't come on to your gay sex pickup forum to preach to you. Why do you come here to promote the sodomite deathstyle?
I'm not here to spew out insults at you, or try to offend you. I simply wanted to express my opinions. Is there anything seriously wrong with that?

Also, I'm female. I'm just respectful towards those men.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:09 AM

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That's not what it said. It said "he". Not "mankind".
Ancient Greek did not have a singular pronoun to refer to both sexes. When a male pronoun is used, it is assumed to refer to all people unless there is reason to believe otherwise.

We know there is not, for it reads:

Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

The word "anyone" in the Greek is πᾶς or "pas" when transliterated.

According to Strong's concordance, this word means:

1) individually
a) each, every, any, all, the whole, everyone, all things, everything


It is translated in various parts of the Bible alternatively as: all, all things, every, all people, whosoever, everyone, whole, all manner of, every person, every thing, any, whatsoever, whosoever, always, any thing.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:13 AM

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Ancient Greek did not have a singular pronoun to refer to both sexes. When a male pronoun is used, it is assumed to refer to all people unless there is reason to believe otherwise.

We know there is not, for it reads:

Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

The word "anyone" in the Greek is πᾶς or "pas" when transliterated.

According to Strong's concordance, this word means:

1) individually
a) each, every, any, all, the whole, everyone, all things, everything


It is translated in various parts of the Bible alternatively as: all, all things, every, all people, whosoever, everyone, whole, all manner of, every person, every thing, any, whatsoever, whosoever, always, any thing.
Although I did find that very interesting, and I'm sure you are correct in what you are saying, I still stand by what I said.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:17 AM

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Although I did find that very interesting, and I'm sure you are correct in what you are saying, I still stand by what I said.
What you said? You mean like this? -

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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:19 AM

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According to the Bible, being supportive of gay man is just as bad as being gay.

Romans 1:25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen. 26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
Showing respect towards people is not the same as supporting them. I don't endorse their choices, but I don't pick on them for it, nor say their ways are wrong.
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Yes, clearly you are a very trustworthy source of knowledge.

I'll admit I lied then, but only because y'all were intimidating me.
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I'll admit I lied then, but only because y'all were intimidating me.
So you lied but instead of taking responsibility you blame us for that?


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So you lied but instead of taking responsibility you blame us for that?
Typical liberal.
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I'll admit I lied then, but only because y'all were intimidating me.
Yup, you have posted a lot of lies. I tried to show you the folly of you thoughts. Pointless.
What you need is a good intervention by God. Perhaps some of the DoF boys over in Edinburgh can get a start on this.

I hope for your sake you really are a virgin. The Church Lady will check. I am sure you will not mind after all, you are pansexual.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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So you lied but instead of taking responsibility you blame us for that?
That was badly worded. The only person I can blame for something I said is myself. I know.
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That was badly worded. The only person I can blame for something I said is myself. I know.
Does this mean you have seen the light?

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Showing respect to them just proves you hate them. If you loved them you would tell them that what they are doing is evil so you could save them from hell. That's what the Bible tells us to do.


Leviticus 19: 17Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
18Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.
I don't follow the Bible's teachings, as I am not Christian.

Ooh, this must be the part where I get flamed for having different beliefs!
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I don't follow the Bible's teachings, as I am not Christian.

Ooh, this must be the part where I get flamed for having different beliefs!
You needn't worry about us flaming you. God will do plenty of that to you in hell unless you REPENT!

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
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Smile Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:32 AM

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I don't follow the Bible's teachings, as I am not Christian.

Ooh, this must be the part where I get flamed for having different beliefs!
We do not 'flame other for having different beliefs'. If you feel you must go to Hell and be sodomized by the Devil, then so be it. All we want to do is help you see the Truth® and find Jesus so you can go to heaven.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:40 AM

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We do not 'flame other for having different beliefs'. If you feel you must go to Hell and be sodomized by the Devil, then so be it. All we want to do is help you see the Truth® and find Jesus so you can go to heaven.
Yeah, because people who hate, despise and give a hard time to different types of their own kind are more likely to get on better than people who treat everyone equally, fairly, and kindly.

My belief is that people should treat others how they would like to be treated. However, I still respect your view, no matter how inclined I am not to.
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Default Re: How to spot a homosexual: A step by step guide - 11-25-2010, 12:42 AM

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My belief is that people should treat others how they would like to be treated. However, I still respect your view, no matter how inclined I am not to.
If I was on the road to eternal punishment, I'd want someone to warn me about it.
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