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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-14-2010, 07:00 PM

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I cant believe how stupid you all sound.
It's good that you can't believe it, because we aren't making any sounds. This is the internet.

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Your religion is just a cult of nonsense.
Everything seems like nonsense to the unintelligent.

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It's based on fear of something that has no proof of existence,
Haven't you read the King James Bible of 1611? I thought everyone had. It clearly explains all the evidence for God and our whole religion.

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and fear of your "everlasting soul" going to a make believe lake of fire when you die.
You'll be whistlin' a different tune when you yourself are burning in Hell, with red hot pitchforks up your ass and little snaggletoothed demons devouring your genitals.

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SERIOUSLY?!
We take our salvation very seriously. That's why we are going to Heaven and you are going to Hell.

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You all hate mentally handicapped people
How do you know? Can you read minds?

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a piffleing archaic desert book
You mean the Word of God?

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I hope none of you ever have children so you cant polute the minds of young children with such bullshit propaganda.
My wife Ethel and I have been blessed with three sons. My wife has also been punished with two miscarriages and four daughters. We gave the daughters up for adoption.

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I don't care if you tell me I'm going to hell,
And that's exactly why you're goin' there. You'll have all of eternity to regret it. Might as well yuk it up now.

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I'd much rather go to hell (genuine place) then spend eternity with a God that must find enjoyment in killing people.
Very well. You have made your choice. It's probably for the better. In Hell you can be with your own sinful kind.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-16-2010, 09:22 AM

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you people are unbelievable and have the most twisted sense of what the word is teaching.
If you re-read you're little citation there, it says that no man with a "scab" shall approach the altar of God. So you mean to tell me all of you here have never had a cut that has scabbed over? You're implying that you've either never accidentally cut yourselves or you're all hemophiliacs, in which case you all would've died long ago. Another problem with all of you, is you're implying that you want to kill these people by putting a "Wood chipper at the finish line" or "Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns". In case you've all forgotten, murder is breaking one of the ten commandments, which I'm sure according to you all is instant damnation to hell. The biggest overlooked problem is that retards are NOT stupid worthless animals, they're human beings. The way you denote them is atrocious, and reflects how ugly you people are on the inside. Many of these "retards" are actually really unique and bring something incredible into this world, like all the autistic kids who can play any song they hear on the radio, on the piano. or some kids with incredible memorization skills. Some of them are probably a lot better at many things than most of you are. I can only hope this shed a little light on the little corner of shade cast by the
Word you guys are hiding under. I hope you realize how sick and twisted this thread is and i hope you all suffer some kind of life changing injury that disables you to the point of being handicapped so you can see what it's like for these people everyday.
you hit the nail on the head mate.
funny how no tw@ quoted you
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-25-2010, 11:12 AM

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you hit the nail on the head mate.
funny how no tw@ quoted you
Im sure we can shed some light here.


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you people are unbelievable and have the most twisted sense of what the word is teaching.
If you re-read you're little citation there, it says that no man with a "scab" shall approach the altar of God. So you mean to tell me all of you here have never had a cut that has scabbed over? You're implying that you've either never accidentally cut yourselves or you're all hemophiliacs, in which case you all would've died long ago. .
Not everyone goes around stabbing and cutting themselves, what are you, one of these new "Emo's" or a Homer?

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Some of them are probably a lot better at many things than most of you are.
No sir, I can eat without dribbling. I can drive a car, and I can shoot a gun.

They ARENT ALLOWED to drive, or ARENT ALLOWED to shoot a gun.
There are reasons we dont let retards drive or shoot a gun boy, and thats because they're retarded!
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 07-17-2010, 10:03 PM

Look you are no different from these people. If you despise them it means you slept with one and you just can't stand it now fool....you are a fool fool...you had sex with an intellectual disability person and feel sick about it. It has nothing to do with what the bible said because there is nothing in there about what you are on about. Go piffle youself!
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 07-19-2010, 05:00 PM

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Look you are no different from these people. If you despise them it means you slept with one and you just can't stand it now fool....you are a fool fool...you had sex with an intellectual disability person and feel sick about it. It has nothing to do with what the bible said because there is nothing in there about what you are on about. Go piffle youself!
Think again, buddy. Have you ever stopped to think WHY disabled people are the way they are? Like all things, God has punished them for former sins. You sucking up to the cripples, saying how much you love their retardeds etc etc will only stand you in bad stead at the day of Judgement. The LORD does not want us to love the handycaps.

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28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.


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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 08-28-2010, 04:00 AM

God isn't real, you guys are pathetic, and you're all going to hell. Have fun. <3
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 08-28-2010, 04:02 AM

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God isn't real, you guys are pathetic, and you're all going to hell. Have fun. <3
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 08-28-2010, 04:03 AM

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God isn't real, you guys are pathetic, and you're all going to hell. Have fun. <3
Which is it? God isn't real or we are going to hell?

I'm sorry God punished you or your family with the retarded, but you should probably take it up with Him.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 08-28-2010, 04:10 AM

Thank you for proving me right about every dumb little Christian. You suck "God's" dick and you're stupid. I'm sorry "God" made you his bitch.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 08-28-2010, 04:13 AM

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Thank you for proving me right about every dumb little Christian. You suck "God's" dick and you're stupid. I'm sorry "God" made you his bitch.
So you believe in God but you want to spit in his face?

Usually this anger stems from demon infestation. Demons tend to become enraged when they come in contact with the Truth©. I would suggest contacting a Baptist church for an emergency exorcism and baptism.


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Thank you for proving me right about every dumb little Christian. You suck "God's" dick and you're stupid. I'm sorry "God" made you his bitch.
Are you only a little retard or are you full on mongo?


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-01-2010, 10:23 AM

Aye, I don't know whether to laugh, or not! Never in my life have I heard Christians talk this way about retards. I was never taught this way, but it's so true! It seems that people are putting retards above regulars.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-01-2010, 06:10 PM

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God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.
I don't think God was saying he 'hates' them. He just wanted perfection in his temple. Now I don't agree with the Olympics at all because there's no glory to God ANYWHERE there, but only Glory for mankind.
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Aye, I don't know whether to laugh, or not! Never in my life have I heard Christians talk this way about retards. I was never taught this way, but it's so true! It seems that people are putting retards above regulars.
Son, we are True Christians™. We do not pull punches, we do not sugar coat things, we do not hide from the Truth®.
Yes, at first seeing retards is funny, I agree, but after a while, you get plain sick of the leeches. They get in the way, they drool, they do not enunciate and they are all idiots. Then these liebrals coddle them and make them special. They all should be locked up in the nut house where they belong, keeping them away from regular decent folk.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-01-2010, 08:24 PM

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Son, we are True Christians™. We do not pull punches, we do not sugar coat things, we do not hide from the Truth®.
Yes, at first seeing retards is funny, I agree, but after a while, you get plain sick of the leeches. They get in the way, they drool, they do not enunciate and they are all idiots. Then these liebrals coddle them and make them special. They all should be locked up in the nut house where they belong, keeping them away from regular decent folk.
Exactly! My aunt from one of our churches has a retarded son. When service was over, my group of buds went outside for a chat, and along came the special case, he was bothering us in inappropriate ways... We had to take him to his mother.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-01-2010, 09:44 PM

Who is their right mind wants to advertise the fact that God is punishing them by making their kid a worthless retard? I say sell them all to the chinks, they'll blend right in with the goofy talk and wacky eyes.

In Landover, these problem children are not allowed in Church as they are known to disrupt the services. Personally, I think it should be illegal for them to be anywhere in Landover at all, it is a private, gated community after all with bylaws. I plan to bring it up at the next association of property owners meeting.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-12-2010, 05:12 PM

Those people all look like demon infested God-haters to me.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 09-12-2010, 06:12 PM

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I don't think God was saying he 'hates' them. He just wanted perfection in his temple. .
HEY! You're not allowed to say that! Thinking comes with free will and we all know that is evil. You even quoted leviticus, saying God hates the retards, so lets not go soft here!!
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 10-06-2010, 04:21 AM

Okay I just read the first few and already know that I have been mistaken by thinking this place interesting...(and before it is stated, my use of ... is correct) This is pure bigotry on a truly evil scale. This is not following God, this is hatred of a fellow human. These people are special the same as everyone else, EVEN IN THE EYES OF GOD!!!! True Christianity does not preach hatred and it definitely does not teach you to hate people because they are not the same as you...I am guessing you like Hitler here, but in case you didn't know it, you are NOT Arians, and you are NOT the master race...I saw in a post somewhere that there are 850 churches like yours, and you know I can't find a one that is this much of a perversion of my religion. My sister has downs syndrome as I am sure you already know after harking about her on my (what I thought was respectable) introduction post. Some things I can see on here, but this is pure bigotry...this is not Christianity as I stated. This is evil.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 10-06-2010, 04:30 AM

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Okay I just read the first few and already know that I have been mistaken by thinking this place interesting...(and before it is stated, my use of ... is correct) This is pure bigotry on a truly evil scale. This is not following God, this is hatred of a fellow human. These people are special the same as everyone else, EVEN IN THE EYES OF GOD!!!! True Christianity does not preach hatred and it definitely does not teach you to hate people because they are not the same as you...I am guessing you like Hitler here, but in case you didn't know it, you are NOT Arians, and you are NOT the master race...I saw in a post somewhere that there are 850 churches like yours, and you know I can't find a one that is this much of a perversion of my religion. My sister has downs syndrome as I am sure you already know after harking about her on my (what I thought was respectable) introduction post. Some things I can see on here, but this is pure bigotry...this is not Christianity as I stated. This is evil.
You're angry because we follow the Holy Bible? How it that evil?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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