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Exclamation Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-19-2011, 06:40 AM

I just returned from the ICU at Mercy Medical Center in Des Moines where Claire from the Youth Group (Deb and Bill's daughter) was admitted today after falling into a coma due to a "toxic waste syndrome" she contracted from a dirty tampon.

I Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


She was not in attendance at Sunday School, Services, or Youth Fellowship. I called Bill yesterday to make sure that he knew she hadn't come to Church on Sunday, and he told me that Claire had been in bed since Saturday with high fever, a rash, and a whole host of other horrible afflictions. Bill asked me to come over the next evening after work to pray over her with him.

Today I went directly from the lab to their house. Bill, Deb and I prayed fervently and gave Claire a laying-on of hands. We could feel the Holy Spirit all around us, and all of a sudden the door to Claire's closet creeked open. We all turned around, and as if pushed by the Hand of God Himself, a box of Satan's Sin Plugs fell from the shelf! The LORD heard our prayers, and He saw fit to show us why He was taking His protection away from Claire.

Psalm 119:7
I will praise thee with uprightness of heart, when I shall have learned thy righteous judgments.


When we questioned Claire about her fornication, she was completely non-responsive. We took her to the emergency room, all in complete silence on our way to Des Moines. Bill is understandably horrified, as this was all going on under his own roof without his knowing.

Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.


Claire's prognosis is iffy at this point. She is in the Hands of God. The secular doctors said she has "toxic waste syndrome" and confirmed that her malady was a result of the tampons. If she comes out of the coma, it will be two to three weeks before she is back to normal. We are still praying for her, but I don't think any of us are going to see her the same way. Their family will never be the same. Also, her chances of finding a True Christian™ husband are slim to none now.

I Corinthians 6:15-16
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.

You know, maybe it's just a coincidence, but I can think of another disease caused by perversion and fornication: "AIDS wasting syndrome." Somehow I don't think it's a coincidence that these diseases wrought due to sins of the flesh both have "waste" in their name. If people would just follow God's instructions and not try to put dirty, phallic things in places where they shouldn't go, they wouldn't get all these "wasting syndromes."

Women, there are only two things that should be getting anywhere near your ladybits:
1. Husbands
2. Babies

Anything else is sinful and will only give God a reason to remove His protection from you.


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-19-2011, 09:05 PM

Satan's little cotton fingers may be Claire's Salvation Sticks. If she dies from them she will be with JESUS! I think she is one lucky gal!

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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 01:02 AM

We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation® at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

Proverbs 10:9
He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 01:50 AM

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We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation® at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

Proverbs 10:9
He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.
Praise God if He smites her!

The filthy masturbatory sin of the "OB" tampon persists, even to this day.

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"With your free hand, gently hold open the skin surrounding the [deleted] opening. With the full length of your index finger, ease the tampon into your [deleted], aiming toward your lower back."

"When the tampon is in the right place, you won’t feel it. If you do, push a little [deleted]. Leave the string hanging outside of your body. Wash your hands. It’s that simple."
I can imagine nothing more insulting to Jesus Christ than this.

In prayer.


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We can only hope that she had the wherewithal to come before Jesus and repent of her self-abuse before slipping into unconsciousness. As much as I hope that is the case, I'm afraid that none of us can guarantee her Salvation® at this point, especially under the perverse circumstances surrounding her affliction.

Proverbs 10:9
He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that perverteth his ways shall be known.

Sorry Brother. You are right. She is going to HELL because she was playing wither her hoohaa.

I was hasty in my joy for her to be with JESUS. I should have gotten a man's approval before I answered you above. He would have told me I was wrong.




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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 02:04 AM

Brother Jedediah, I simply cannot believe the horrors this wanton harlot (and I do not use this term lightly) put her parents and yourself through. Why, she wasn't just endangering herself, but everybody else in the household by using those sin sticks and not going into her menstra hut!

"But if a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right,... neither hath come near to a menstruous woman," Ezekiel 18:5-6

You... you didn't sit down while you were over there, did you?

"And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even."
Leviticus 15:19-23

My prayers are with the victims in this situation; you and her parents.


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 05:44 AM

When, Oh Jesus, when will I ever learn?
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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-29-2011, 03:53 AM

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This may be the most accurate term to describe the tampon. My daughters are well aware that the only thing to be inserted will be by their husband for procreation, thank Jesus. Unclean women should be repenting in their huts, not abusing themselves,

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"
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Tampons are pure evil and sacrilegious. Recently, I was walking outside of a Wal-Mart and saw a tampon. It was a new kind with a 'skirt', and with this skirt spread out and unclean blood upon it, it appeared to liken a crucifix. This was proof enough for me that they are in league with satanic forces. I prayed and consulted my husband about what to do next. He said I should be sure to show my daughters this evil relic while they prayed for their own salvation.


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 02-16-2011, 11:35 PM

This is nice to have a women's forum because this is a very private issue.

I don't have a shed to stay in during my period. And sanitary napkins don't work without changing them all the time.

If I can't use a tampon, what do I do without making Jesus mad? I guess I could use a towel, but wouldn't this be more vulgar and suggestive than a tampon?

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This is nice to have a women's forum because this is a very private issue.

I don't have a shed to stay in during my period. And sanitary napkins don't work without changing them all the time.
The shed is more of a convenience, you could just go wander the wilderness for 7 days. The important thing is to keep seperate.

Leviticus 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

As for changing napkins, you don't change your tampon? That's really disgusting.

Face it, we're filthy creatures that will be punished until the end of time (or at least menopause) for the sin of Eve. May not sound fair, but it's the way life is.

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Why would you think a towel is okay and not a pad? Are they so busy pushing the homosexual agenda at schools that they no longer cover this stuff?


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 02-18-2011, 03:22 AM

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The shed is more of a convenience, you could just go wander the wilderness for 7 days. The important thing is to keep seperate.
Thank you Miss Believer.

I might but there is no wilderness in Miami Beach. Should I maybe float on an innertube in the ocean for a week? I have to worry about sharks.

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NOOOO! I do change them when I start to leak. I'm embarrassed now.....

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Face it, we're filthy creatures that will be punished until the end of time (or at least menopause) for the sin of Eve. May not sound fair, but it's the way life is.
I know and I am so mad at that Eve. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

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Why would you think a towel is okay and not a pad? Are they so busy pushing the homosexual agenda at schools that they no longer cover this stuff?
Because the pads don't work. I have a heavy flow. And if I put a towel in my pants it looks kind of wrong.

This all so embarrasing.
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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 02-19-2011, 05:28 PM

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This may be the most accurate term to describe the tampon. My daughters are well aware that the only thing to be inserted will be by their husband for procreation, thank Jesus. Unclean women should be repenting in their huts, not abusing themselves,

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"
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Tampons are pure evil and sacrilegious. Recently, I was walking outside of a Wal-Mart and saw a tampon. It was a new kind with a 'skirt', and with this skirt spread out and unclean blood upon it, it appeared to liken a crucifix. This was proof enough for me that they are in league with satanic forces. I prayed and consulted my husband about what to do next. He said I should be sure to show my daughters this evil relic while they prayed for their own salvation.
Somehow, I am having a VERY hard time believing this part of your statement as I have shopped at many a walmart in my travels and never once have I EVER ran across a Satan's little cotton finger just laying on the ground, blood covered or otherwise. Please if you post something like this, Make it believable otherwise you could appear foolish


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 02-20-2011, 01:47 AM

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Somehow, I am having a VERY hard time believing this part of your statement as I have shopped at many a walmart in my travels and never once have I EVER ran across a Satan's little cotton finger just laying on the ground, blood covered or otherwise. Please if you post something like this, Make it believable otherwise you could appear foolish
Have you ever been to Miami Beach? You would see this and worse laying on the ground. When I was a little girl I thought I found a free balloon but my Mama told me never to touch those again.

Thank you Mrs. Believer. I think I will order the Moon Cup.

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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 02-20-2011, 05:38 AM

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Have you ever been to Miami Beach? You would see this and worse laying on the ground. When I was a little girl I thought I found a free balloon but my Mama told me never to touch those again.

Thank you Mrs. Believer. I think I will order the Moon Cup.

Kayla

If it's really that gross, why live there? Seems to me you like seeing trash like that. Although, You are more than likely lying about it anyway so what does it matter?
Little girl? You still are a little girl, so when did this happen, Last week?
I will pray your Mother and Father grow brains and get their daughter out of that heathen place, But they must really hate you to have you there though.


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 05:53 PM

I never use "tampons".


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 08:56 PM

Whats a tampon?

My ma never dun teach me and I never seen one in any shop at Freehold...


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-20-2011, 09:23 PM

I saw a movie and a guy shot another guy with a tampoon. The string was really long too.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-21-2011, 06:31 PM

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Whats a tampon?

My ma never dun teach me and I never seen one in any shop at Freehold...
Hank,

They aren't all that mysterious. Their proper use is as an arts & crafts medium. This site tells you all about it: http://www.tamponcrafts.com/


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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-21-2011, 06:50 PM

In Ketwest they are called part barges
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Default Re: Tampons destroy lives and tear families apart - 01-21-2011, 07:04 PM

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Is that yours? Mine use to look like this except it was all yellow [bought it for $50 at a Salvation Army As-Is auction]:


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