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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 02:55 AM

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And as for the round Earth, are you kidding me?
As for rejecting the Holy Word of God, are you kidding me?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 04:18 AM

Are you seriously denying centuries of math and now decades of photographic evidence for a biblical supposition?


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 05:01 AM

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Are you seriously denying centuries of math and now decades of photographic evidence for a biblical supposition?
Are you seriously denying the Lord God Almighty? Creator of Heaven and Earth? You are nothing but a maggot to Him.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 05:16 AM

Yes, I'm taking genuine evidence for the roundness of the earth over dated suppositions on the solar system. Have you seen an image of the universe? Our planet is nothing, neither of us is large. At least maggots serve a purpose in the ecosystem, I've been called worse here.


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 05:30 AM

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Yes, I'm taking genuine evidence for the roundness of the earth over dated suppositions on the solar system.
What evidence?


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 05:40 AM

Go look up a picture of the earth and tell me it isn't a sphere.


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 05:54 AM

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It isn't a sphere. Done.
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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 06:30 AM

Are you seriously this obtuse? I honestly hope you're being satirical.


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 08-19-2014, 06:42 AM

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Go look up a picture of the earth and tell me it isn't a sphere.
Photoshop, duh! Are all atheists this gullible?


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I'm sorry if the truth scares you. I guess it can be bit frightening to open your eyes for the first time after blindly believing all the secular lies you have been fed to.
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sir..... THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!!!!!!
Silly heathen, it's just a fact. I understand why you are so very scared, but no need to get worked up about it. This is your future unless you make things right with Jesus. This is why He made you come to this forum.
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I drew quickly this picture as well to highlight the obvious, so not even the most skeptical reader can't deny the historical accuracy of this account.
That's an adorable picture, but every good Christian knows that Luke was born in Antioch and was a disciple of Paul and Paul never met Jesus, so what is Luke doing hanging out with Jesus by the Gadarene Sea? Neither Mark or Luke's gospels actually claim to be first-hand accounts, so I don't know why you're trying to prove something that the Bible says isn't true. Actually, brother, I don't know why you're trying to prove the Jesus story at all, since the fact it is in the Bible means it is true. To suggest you need to supply further proof is impious. Also, you haven't proved it happened, you've just proved it might have happened. Also, you haven't proved 100% of the Bible, you proved one anecdote. Go do the rest if you're gonna claim 100%. Godspeed.
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...Paul never met Jesus...


Acts 9:3-5
And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said,
I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Some clarifications:
  • The "he" in verse 3 is Paul (aka Saul).
  • The person Saul/Paul meets identifies himself.
  • The identification is carried out by an introduction.
  • The Introduction contain the words: "I am Jesus"

Hints for further study:
  • Please, please read the Bible.

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I would suggest your husband take swifty to you a length of bamboo to your rear (to no) end.
Or rattan! A half hour of the old rattan cane (especially if pre-soaked in capsaicin oil) has incredible attitude adjusting capabilities.


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Default Re: Logic proves Bible as the most accurate book about history ever written. - 10-07-2015, 04:13 AM

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Acts 9:3-5
And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said,
I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Some clarifications:
  • The "he" in verse 3 is Paul (aka Saul).
  • The person Saul/Paul meets identifies himself.
  • The identification is carried out by an introduction.
  • The Introduction contain the words: "I am Jesus"

Hints for further study:
  • Please, please read the Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Yep, I know Saul is Paul, sweetie, but this vision and Paul's conversion came after the Resurrection, and therefore well after the events the original poster imagines were witnessed by Luke. Nowhere in the Bible does Luke claim to be a first hand witness to Jesus so it isn't necessary for the OP to attempt to prove he was.

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