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Default Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 12:59 AM

I decided to drive my other car, a 2006 Ford Taurus this morning to church. On my drive home, the speedometer dropped to zero and I saw my RPMs dropping rapidly. I immediately pulled over and stopped. Upon turning the key over again to see if my car would start again, I noticed the starter wasn’t cranking at all. No click no nothing. Got towed home and checked my relays as well as using my test light for all my high current fuses. All good there. Checked my fuses under the steering column and all good. I turned my car to the On position again and remember seeing the same error “low oil pressure”. For chance, I decided to clear it and run the car’s system check. My odometer went from numbers to all dashes and the car’s system check failed to check most everything except the car door being ajar. My OBD-2 scanner can’t establish connection to the PCM either.

I stepped out and prayed hard and long knowing that if anyone can help fix my car, it’s God. He’s the best mechanic around. In the off chance you want to save God the trouble of taking time out of his day to fix my car and want to free up his time, would any of you smart Christian folk be able to give me advice on what I should do next? I suspect it’s a PCM issue and can get a new PCM on the cheap with new keys, but what should I check beforehand?
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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 01:09 AM

Dear, based on my personal experience with cars, each time the engine stops unexpectedly it means I forgot to fill it up with gas.
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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 02:27 AM

God does not want His people having to deal with automobile repair issues. That is why there is a plentiful supply of new cars. My advice is to trade in your car for a new one. Take care of it and it will maintain it's value. Keep it clean and don't get Jheri Curl oil on the seats because it will damage the resale value.


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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 03:13 AM

Ohh if only that were a viable option Alvin. That would mean less tithe for Jesus. If I had to weigh between a new car or Making Jesus smile, surely my tithes would come first. I sadly can not afford one without the other and have to choose the cheaper route for transportation which would be getting my car fixed. I am quite handy with tools myself and have done a lot of diagnosing which I could list so far if needed. More technical speak which would include finding an already programmed PCM which would work on my car (just have to give them the VIN) online with a compatible set of keys which I see for 140 on a reputable website. But I would only do so in the hopes that that’s the issue indeed.
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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 06:15 AM

Guaranteed it's the fuel line. Have you check the fuel line? If you haven't then you should have. Don't come back here complaining about not affording tithes until you've undone the fuel line, checked every inch of it, run a subsonic clean and replaced all the hose winches. I would have done that first.


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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 06:25 AM

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...replaced all the hose winches...
Half dozen spares in my glove box at all times, as well as an extra turboencabulator.


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Guaranteed it's the fuel line. Have you check the fuel line? If you haven't then you should have. Don't come back here complaining about not affording tithes until you've undone the fuel line, checked every inch of it, run a subsonic clean and replaced all the hose winches. I would have done that first.
I wish it was that simple Mr Toole. That would be fantastic if it was just a fuel line/fuel pump issue. I checked the relays and found no power going to the fuel pump relay and the fuel pump fuse is still intact. Same story goes for the starter relay and the starter fuse as well as the PCM relay and PCM fuse. I really suspect that Bill Gates did something to my PCM or the PCM wiring harness but I wouldn’t know how to check for that.
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A man will tell you, if it can be fixed, it ain’t worth throwing away! I respect your True Christian™️ through and through but I will be darned if I am to take a woman’s advice on just replacing it. 1 Kings 18:30. And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD that was broken down. Elijah didn’t cop out and just throw the altar of the LORD away and replace it. He fixed it like a man is supposed to!!!!
Well, as Brother Alvin aptly put it, that's why God created, and I quote, "a plentiful supply of new cars." Very different from Elijah who could not go to a nearby altar dealership and choose from a plethora of models, colors, and safety features.

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God does not want His people having to deal with automobile repair issues. That is why there is a plentiful supply of new cars. My advice is to trade in your car for a new one. Take care of it and it will maintain it's value. Keep it clean and don't get Jheri Curl oil on the seats because it will damage the resale value.
Amen! This is how we make God happy and keep American economy going!!
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I am astonished that Mr Rutherford is arguing with Sister Basilissa AND with Brother Alvin who is, naturally, correct. My husband's policy is always to replace rather than repair - the knowledge of this certainly keeps me on my toes, I can tell you!

But perhaps Mr Rutherford is too poor to replace a malfunctioning automobile? At this point, I'd like to share what one of my 5-but-nearly-6-year-olds said. It was either Zeke or Dan, they're hard to tell apart, but as it was sensible and included copious scriptural references it was almost certainly Zeke.


He said that if something with a lot of parts goes wrong, and if you are too dumb to work out which part is the problem, you should get someone who does know to take a look at it. Because if you randomly take stuff apart and put it back together again, chances are that you'll put some of it back together incorrectly. So then, even if you DO find the fault, when you fix that fault the machine still won't work because of your previous mistakes.

I think this is a lesson that we can all apply in all areas of our lives, but mainly in our close personal relationship with Jesus.


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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-07-2020, 11:38 PM

Oh Joanna that is wise indeed. Sadly mechanics in my area are so far booked out that waiting is not the best viable option. And indeed, with my commitments to Jesus in helping my church stay well funded, I don’t have enough money for a down payment on a new car just yet. I have found that I am very close after checking everything out and determined it to be an issue with an erratic occasional loss of power. I took out my voltmeter and with a little fiddling with the fuses, it was determined that the last person to work on my car did some damage to the insulation of my wiring which also happened to cause a loss of power to my PCM. Gonna go to my local hardware store tomorrow and see if I can wrap things up.
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On my drive home, the speedometer dropped to zero and I saw my RPMs dropping rapidly. [...] the starter wasn’t cranking at all. No click no nothing.
As far as your car is concerned, God is quite light on guidance related to Ford Tauruses, although it is obvious that, as He knows everything He knows what's wrong.

If we look at the Life on Earth of Jesus, we see that the only time that he takes any sort of transport is when he rides an ass and a foal into Jerusalem, and that is only because it was foretold and He had no choice.

Now if an ass or a foal stops, the solution is rarely a fault in the PCM - it is a big stick, except in the case of Jesus for Whom the foal or ass wouldn't stop at all.

Taking this into consideration - God never gives us more than we can bear - your Ford's breaking down is a message from God. He is asking you to walk more - to walk in the manner of Jesus. He does this so as to put you more in touch with His Creation and to meet more people to whom His Word can be spread. I suggest that you do some walking and tell us how you get on.

in the meantime, Boy, my faithful retainer and chauffeur advises that the right-hand relay in the second row controls the instruments and the first fuse on the left-hand side controls the ICP and under the hood, fuse 22 controls the PCM "keep alive" function. However, as Boy is a Darkie, and does not have a full grasp of Jesus's Word, you can take this or leave it.


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My husband's policy is always to replace rather than repair - the knowledge of this certainly keeps me on my toes, I can tell you!
I wondered why it was that he always refers to you as "The current Mrs Lytton-Vasey." - Well, that's one mystery solved.





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I wondered why it was that he always refers to you as "The current Mrs Lytton-Vasey." - Well, that's one mystery solved.
Well, that is encouraging! My father invariably introduces my mother with the words "Have you met my first wife?" Mom says that after more than 40 years, it never gets stale.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Any of you smart White Christian folk able to help me with a car issue? - 09-16-2020, 12:21 AM

Well....I finally found the ground issue. It was grounded next to the air box. The problem is....it’s grounded to an integral part of the body that provides vital support. It was so rusted that when I took out the ground that it pretty much all disintegrated with how rotted out it was. I’m not one to get too attached to things but....my car can’t be saved. I finally found the issue and after figuring it out, further found out that continuing to drive the car would have killed me if I even went over a pot hole. The entire subframe would’ve been pulled out from underneath and killed me. I don’t have much money due to how the world is....but it’s a sign regardless. Better to live and suffer than to have died driving that thing. I’ll post pictures tomorrow. I’m depressed.
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