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Default Why Helloween is different? - 11-01-2015, 09:21 PM

As all of you know, Helloween is a uniquely Satanic holiday.

Perhaps that is because unlike the other major holidays ( Saint Valentine's Day, Christmas, Easter, Thanskgiving (God's Gift to the Christian pilgrims) Helloween has nothing Christian about it.

It is a direct continuation of the savage rites celebrated by the pagans of ancient Europe. These people were dumb as skunks and twice as smelly. They never shaved, never bathed, and hooted and grunted like a pack of apes instead of talking in a normal language.

Some Christians try and say it is "All souls day", but we here at Landover know better dont we?
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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-02-2015, 02:22 PM

Yes you are correct!


Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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Trump Re: Why Helloween is different? - 10-30-2016, 01:56 PM

YeS iT Is relly EEvile IndEed!!!
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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 10-30-2016, 05:17 PM

Very true! But valentines day is evil too.


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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-03-2016, 12:59 PM

Helloween only exists for Goths to disrespect the lord and savior! Anyone who takes part in this sinful disgrace is going straight to hell!!!
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Devil Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-03-2016, 01:22 PM

Amen VeitnamVeteran! Satan created goths as his own personal minions!
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Love Jesus Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-04-2016, 02:57 AM

Me and my husband, live in a christian household with our 15 year old son, I foolishly let my son go to a Halloween party but when I came to pick him up he was kissing another boy, I am so outraged where have I gone wrong and how can I be forgiven for such a horrible decision what should i do?
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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-04-2016, 03:04 AM

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Me and my husband, live in a christian household with our 15 year old son, I foolishly let my son go to a Halloween party but when I came to pick him up he was kissing another boy, I am so outraged where have I gone wrong and how can I be forgiven for such a horrible decision what should i do?

Madame, it is clear that beatings will be required all around in your house. You find yourself shamed in the eyes of God and man. May I suggest that you proceed to the introduction forum and follow the simple directions there? We can discuss the matter further and attempt to lay out a path for your eventual salvation. BTW- Was I you I would not attempt to fool myself over the silly notion that you reside in a Christian home. Satan is loose at your house and you are in grave danger.


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Madame, it is clear that beatings will be required all around in your house. You find yourself shamed in the eyes of God and man. May I suggest that you proceed to the introduction forum and follow the simple directions there? We can discuss the matter further and attempt to lay out a path for your eventual salvation. BTW- Was I you I would not attempt to fool myself over the silly notion that you reside in a Christian home. Satan is loose at your house and you are in grave danger.
Plus, she's clearly brittish. Either that or she can't spell.


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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-04-2016, 04:48 PM

Wow! I never really knew this. I'm a new Christian member of this fanciful religion. I celebrated Helloween! WILL I GO TO HELL?
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Default Re: Why Helloween is different? - 11-04-2016, 04:54 PM

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Wow! I never really knew this. I'm a new Christian member of this fanciful religion. I celebrated Helloween! WILL I GO TO HELL?
No doubt you will go to Hell for your celebration of Helloween, but your punishment will revolve around your unapologetic mockery of Christ and the Good News He brings, namely that He will send every soul, man, woman, and child, straight to the Lake of Fire for all eternity should they refuse to believe on Him, and the subsequent obedience and loyalty that entails. When you're in Hell, screaming in agony, begging to take back your foul, indecent life, we will stand up next to Jesus, watching you and laughing (Psalms 2:4), for the LORD will not be mocked (well, not for long anyway; Galatians 6:7).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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WILL I GO TO HELL?

Yes, yes you will. Furthermore, the Lord says you will be executed ere you go down yonder. Check this out- Leviticus 20:13.


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