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02-25-2008, 05:59 PM
I have a very troublesome subject for you that you may all find hard to discuss. But gentlemen, don't ignore my words, we know God is angry at America and has recently been punishing it greatly. But Americans in their arrogant baths of sin are not taking note!
For example girls are beginning to fornicate with animals. This is purely not acceptable practice, picture related:
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 06:38 PM
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I have a very troublesome subject for you that you may all find hard to discuss. But gentlemen, don't ignore my words, we know God is angry at America and has recently been punishing it greatly. But Americans in their arrogant baths of sin are not taking note!
For example girls are beginning to fornicate with animals. This is purely not acceptable practice, picture related:
Gentlemen only, please.
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She's not fornicating with the dog - she has pants on. The dog is engaging in canine dominance behavior.
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Reason: We do not need to keep seeing that perverted photo.
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 10:04 PM
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I have a very troublesome subject for you that you may all find hard to discuss. But gentlemen, don't ignore my words, we know God is angry at America and has recently been punishing it greatly. But Americans in their arrogant baths of sin are not taking note!
For example girls are beginning to fornicate with animals. This is purely not acceptable practice, picture related:
Gentlemen only, please.
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What is the point of this thread? If you're trying to swap pornography files with us, I can assure you that we have none, sicko. We don't view X-rated filth, especially dog-on-girl action. Also, do not EVER speak disrespectfully about God's favorite country again. That is your ONLY warning. I think you staged that photo with your tramp girlfriend. Is this an example of English "humor"?
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02-25-2008, 10:06 PM
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She's not fornicating with the dog - she has pants on. The dog is engaging in canine dominance behavior.
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Someone posts a disgusting photo, and look who appears. Stay out of the Men's Only Forum, you vile hussy.
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 10:15 PM
This was meant to be a constructive thread about the state of America's women. If we are unable to address the problem, never mind.
And this isn't my girlfriend. You should all know by now she is Asian.
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02-25-2008, 10:30 PM
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This was meant to be a constructive thread about the state of America's women. If we are unable to address the problem, never mind.
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You made a generalization that God is angry with America and then posted a picture of a girl attempting to copulate with a dog without any proof that she is American. I don't see a problem to address.
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And this isn't my girlfriend. You should all know by now she is Asian.
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I cannot see her eyes. How am I to determine that she is not a chink?
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02-25-2008, 10:39 PM
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I think you staged that photo with your tramp girlfriend.
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The girl's two visible teeth appear to be straight and white, so I doubt she's British. She's probably Dutch or Belgian.
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02-25-2008, 10:50 PM
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I cannot see her eyes. How am I to determine that she is not a chink?
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Are there Albino chinks?
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02-25-2008, 10:52 PM
Well if you don't believe she is American then there is no point to the thread and there will be no productive discussion. She is, I know the guy who provided the picture and that he is American and so is she, if you can't take my word for it, never mind.
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02-25-2008, 10:56 PM
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Are there Albino chinks?
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He claims that his ching-chong girlfriend is fair-skinned.
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 11:07 PM
nose and hair colour clearly show it to be a white girl
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02-25-2008, 11:25 PM
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The girl's two visible teeth appear to be straight and white, so I doubt she's British. She's probably Dutch or Belgian.
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nose and hair colour clearly show it to be a white girl
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So then Pastor Billy-Reuben was correct, as usual. It is a well-known fact that the Dutch and the Belgians commit bestiality with impugnity, and without any fear of legal prosecution. You have produced no evidence whatsoever that this girl is anything but one of your fellow eurotrash whores.
Why you have chosen to wage an on-going campaign on our Godly forum attacking His chosen country is beyond me. Despite the fact that you are a notorious Brit who deliberately spits on Christ by committing whoredoms with a jap harlot, we have welcomed you into our Christian midst. And how do repay our kindness? By spending your time ranting and railing against America, making all manner of wild, unsubstantiated claims. 
I wonder why we put up with you. 
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 11:47 PM
Zekey - why are you always so angry? just a question.....
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02-25-2008, 11:51 PM
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Zekey - why are you always so angry? just a question.....
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On the contrary, I am the most gentle, happy-go-lucky guy you could ever meet. Ask anyone who knows me. Please don't mistake my rebukes for anger.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: American girls and dogs. -
02-25-2008, 11:55 PM
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So then Pastor Billy-Reuben was correct, as usual. It is a well-known fact that the Dutch and the Belgians commit bestiality with impugnity, and without any fear of legal prosecution. You have produced no evidence whatsoever that this girl is anything but one of your fellow eurotrash whores.
Why you have chosen to wage an on-going campaign on our Godly forum attacking His chosen country is beyond me. Despite the fact that you are a notorious Brit who deliberately spits on Christ by committing whoredoms with a jap harlot, we have welcomed you into our Christian midst. And how do repay our kindness? By spending your time ranting and railing against America, making all manner of wild, unsubstantiated claims.
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Zeke! I am putting out facts here and discussing them. I've openly said if you do not believe I am being true to my word then the post is moot.
And I am not committing whoredoms with my HONG KONGESE girlfriend. Whom I plan to save as a number 1 priority! I am very appriciative of your kindness and feel I am a True Christian give or take an inch. I've even accepted the KJV now!
Thank you. This thread can be closed now if you like, the discussion was evaded.
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03-04-2008, 08:24 PM
"Pastor" Ezekiel, you look about as sane as that "Jeb" mormon who pops up from time to time with loads of racial hatred and anti-religious garbage. (I wonder if he's really an athiest posing as an extremist just to put other people off the concept of religion? It's certainly effective!)
Your picture, just look at it. That little face. Look at it once more. Ha. HAHAHA.
And your signature "A gun and a bible in every home."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You sad, sad little man. If Jesus came back to earth you'd be the first one on the 
Because guns are OH SO religious and OH SO Christian.
YEah, JESUS LOVES GUNS EVERYBODY!
JESUS LOVS GUNS!
Guns help to kill people, and send them to HEAVEN! So Jesus loves guns because they make him more friends!!
My GOD HELP AMERICA if you are truly in any position of religious authority.
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03-04-2008, 10:55 PM
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Guns help to kill people, and send them to HEAVEN! So Jesus loves guns because they make him more friends!!
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03-05-2008, 12:07 AM
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Zeke! I am putting out facts here and discussing them. I've openly said if you do not believe I am being true to my word then the post is moot.
And I am not committing whoredoms with my HONG KONGESE girlfriend. Whom I plan to save as a number 1 priority! I am very appriciative of your kindness and feel I am a True Christian give or take an inch.
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How many inches do you usually take from dogs, you sicko?
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"Pastor" Ezekiel, you look about as sane as that "Jeb" mormon who pops up from time to time with loads of racial hatred and anti-religious garbage. (I wonder if he's really an athiest posing as an extremist just to put other people off the concept of religion? It's certainly effective!)
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That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Brother Jeb is every bit as Christian as I am.
By the way, does anyone else think the title of this thread sounds like Hitoshi's vile karaoke rendition of "My Favourite Things"?
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