[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus Brothers! Some clever joo has invented something we've all needed for some time; a PMS detector. Take a look at his website. And the best thing about it is, it's made in America!

Welcome to PMSBuddy.com!

PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep you aware of when your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in your life are closing in on "that time of the month" - when things can get intense for what may seem to be no reason at all.

For women, this is a great way to give people in your life a heads-up of when you might be feeling a bit irritable without having an awkward conversation.

What's more, we will not only keep you informed, but will give you some free advice on what to do about it. With PMSBuddy.com, there is no reason to ever be blindsided by PMS again.

[Nobar King]

That's great. Do they have a widget for my desktop?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Wow, some Joo figured out how to count to 28? Big deal!

Back when I was married, I'd grab the new calendar every January and put subtle marks every 28 days. Nothing obvious, just something only I would notice. That way, I knew when "the time of the month just before THE TIME OF THE MONTH" was.

It made life a lot simpler, I tell you what!

Of course, I'm divorced three times over, so take what I say with a grain of salt I guess.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

While they seem to have an iPhone app (and certainly notification is a good thing), the whole proposal seems to be a little liberal and tolerant for my taste.

Have a look at their tips and suggestions for being more "supportive and understanding":

There are many things you can do to help lessen the negative effects of PMS in any relationship (spouse, friend, relative, coworker, etc.).

First and foremost, don't ask "Do you have PMS? It sure seems like it" whenever she isn't being a perfect angel. This can put women on the spot and make them feel attacked, not to mention a good way to get into an unnecessary fight. Instead, talk to her, be supportive and understanding, and you are sure to get better results.

There are also many things that women can do to improve PMS ranging from diet, to treatment, to lifestyle changes. This information is readily available online, and is something to discuss with a doctor.

For a more permanent solution to these problems I would direct all True Christians™ to "Custom Designed Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted by Fundamentalist Baptist Architect, William Hargraves":

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/...ualshacks.html

Personal Testimony:

"When I hear the first sign of nagging, I pop in my ear-plugs, load my wife, Macel into the back of our Hummer and make the two-minute trek over rough terrain due-south of our Christian summer home. I can view Macel at my Godly leisure though a telescope installed on the deck outside of my Estate library to make sure the shack has not shook loose of its foundation. I can also simply turn my head and vomit right off the deck into the garden instead over the bedpost onto the floor, if I happen to catch a glimpse of her unclothed. Thank-YOU! Mr. Hargraves! You have made a Christian gentleman very happy for almost 40 days out of each year!
Glory!"
- Pastor, Deacon Fred.