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Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-01-2007, 01:52 PM
Brothers, confidentially, speaking just between us Christian Men, what exactly the hell is the deal with THIS? Do the feminazis actually have a month-long festival just to celebrate their....bazoombas? I mean is this real? As a pastor, I've never heard of such vile perversion. Those women shouldn't be talking about or thinking about or "supporting" those satanic pillows. It's gonna lead to lezbeanism among our womenfolk! Take a look at THIS! A lezbean festival held out in the open air and they pay money to "examine" each other's dirty melons! And apparently its sold out.
They want our women to TOUCH themselves....up there. They even make perverted videos about it!
We have to do something to stop this month-long satanic mockery! What can we do? I'm looking for ideas, Men!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-01-2007, 04:44 PM
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I hate the way they misspell 'woman', as if to excercize their connection to any man. It's disrespectful to their fathers, and our father, and should not be tolerated.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-01-2007, 04:53 PM
I've been warning about the radical Breast Cancer agenda for years which promotes self-stimulation of the chesticles; a form of masturbation.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-01-2007, 05:26 PM
Maybe if the "high-risk groups" gave up their Christ-denying deathstyle choices, they wouldn't have to worry about cancer in their unmentionable parts.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-01-2007, 07:19 PM
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Maybe if the "high-risk groups" gave up their Christ-denying deathstyle choices, they wouldn't have to worry about cancer in their unmentionable parts.
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Amen! How right you are, brother!
This reminds me of some news of a "scientific discovery" that I posted quite some time ago.
It shows that women who cook, clean, do the laundry etc etc..
It greatly lessens their risk of getting breast-cancer.
Even the scientists admit it!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1647
As usual, while the lieberals and feminists only WHINE about problems.
True Christians™ and conservatives SOLVE them: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMEN!
THEN YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAST-CANCER. FEMINISM KILLS!
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 04:40 AM
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I've been warning about the radical Breast Cancer agenda for years which promotes self-stimulation of the chesticles; a form of masturbation.
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How would you explain prostate cancer?
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 05:04 AM
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How would you explain prostate cancer?
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Homosexuality! What else could POSSIBLY cause it?
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 05:36 AM
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Homosexuality! What else could POSSIBLY cause it?
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Well according to Dr. Oz it can be from a lack of self-stimulation. I don't think any pastors here have that kind of problem..
To be on topic, I heard once from a very sound Christian that breast cancer occures in mostly women that have had an abortion. Something about all those hormones being ripped out of you all at once and the sin. That would make sense to me. What you sow you reap.
That would explain why prostate does not run in my family and neither does breast cancer.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 05:40 AM
Forgot to mention that since ya all are not black, you're chances are lower.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 05:49 AM
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Forgot to mention that since ya all are not black, you're chances are lower.
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Not ALL black?!?!?!?!? NONE of us are black you silly cow!
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
10-02-2007, 02:22 PM
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How would you explain prostate cancer?
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Hey, aren't you a girl? Do you want to get banned? This thread is for MEN ONLY. Back to your kitchen!
This is Men's talk, you wouldn't understand anyways.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-10-2008, 11:33 PM
First of all.
Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
Anyways, ide like to point out, women are significantly smarter then men in a lot of ways. I rarely see women behaving in such stupid manners and some of the guys in my school do.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 01:08 AM
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First of all.
Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
Anyways, ide like to point out, women are significantly smarter then men in a lot of ways. I rarely see women behaving in such stupid manners and some of the guys in my school do.
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What sort of school do you attend? Feminazi dyke terrorist training school perhaps?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 06:33 AM
Breast cancer awareness month is just an excuse for women to masturbate my massaging their own breasts. The health benefits of doing such actions are dubious at best.
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 11:29 AM
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First of all.
Its a month to educate about breast cancer. Ya know...that one that women get that KILLS them. Yeah, because if your wife got it wouldnt you want her to get it removed before she dies? Besides, how would you all get by without someone to get your beer for you?
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 02:09 PM
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What sort of school do you attend? Feminazi dyke terrorist training school perhaps?
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Not really...
Its a pretty liberal one though. Thankfully.
Although there arnt nearly enough gay people at my school. sadly
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 02:12 PM
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Not really...
Its a pretty liberal one though. Thankfully.
Although there arnt nearly enough gay people at my school. sadly
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Why would you want sodomites to attend your school? To draw a Godly attack and thus get out of some test?
God hates queers, did you know that?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-11-2008, 10:45 PM
God hates queers, i hate god, and i love queers.
so it all works =]
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-12-2008, 02:31 AM
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God hates queers, i hate god, and i love queers.
so it all works =]
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Then what on earth are you haunting our Godly forum for? Are you trying to recruit more sodomites?
You are about one post away from being banned, demoness.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Another Feminazi "Holiday"? -
02-12-2008, 03:01 AM
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Then what on earth are you haunting our Godly forum for? Are you trying to recruit more sodomites?
You are about one post away from being banned, demoness.
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To piffle with you all.
Its a lot of fun. You guys really need it. =]
nice knowing you all!
(thanks for recognizing me as a female, its a nice gesture, also proves you actually accept me as the female i am )
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