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Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 01:54 AM
Brothers in Christ, I was able to buy a few pounds (or "kilos" as the chinks call 'em) of THIS big old fat fish, and I want to invite all you guys over to sample some. The slants eat it raw (I know, can you believe it!? ), but I'm going to have my servant girl old black Matilda fry it all up for me in strips so we can just pick up and dip in tartar sauce. That and some fried okra and corn-pone and a few cold beers, and we'll call it a "Praise Jesus Party."
Come by after Church on Sunday. This should be good.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 02:50 AM
Dear Pastor Ezekiel,
That sounds exhilarating and I will most certainly attend. As we discussed on the golf course last week, fish is a highly underestimated source of Godly food. With all the nonsensical liberals complaining about the fate of whales and the "purpose" of animals, people are forgetting why God created animals in the first place: to do with whatever pleases us! All these vegans, vegetarians and fruitarians are purposely insulting God. Something they will regret dearly when it is too late and they are burning in the everlasting fire that God created out of love for those who worship Him. A well deserved fate for those who choose to insult God's creations by refusing to kill and eat them.
Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 04:06 AM
I would be honored to attend, Pastor Zeke. I do love to dip my nose in a mess of fish!
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 04:23 AM
I will be there, of course. What an innovative way to praise Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 05:01 AM
Can I get some of that tuna to take home, Zeke? I want my wife to boil it, mince it and can it in water. Mix it with some mayonnaise and celery on some nice white bread.
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Can I get some of that tuna to take home, Zeke? I want my wife to boil it, mince it and can it in water. Mix it with some mayonnaise and celery on some nice white bread.
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Sure thing. I just put in a call to my good friend Kiyoshi Kimura, president of Kiyomura Co, and asked him so send a few extra pounds.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 07:55 AM
I love fish. Praise Jesus.
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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-06-2013, 12:30 PM
You can count me in! Is this a "men's only" fry or can my niece come (my wife is busy with her chores)? Can I bring anything?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-07-2013, 02:55 AM
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You can count me in! Is this a "men's only" fry or can my niece come (my wife is busy with her chores)? Can I bring anything?
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No! Bring her along by all means. And don't worry about bringing anything. I've got a couple of cases of Cristal left over from New Years.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-15-2013, 03:55 AM
I'll bring Jr. too. I want him to meet some of the boy volunteers you have serving drinks at these affairs. Jr. Needs to learn how a good True Christan boy takes care of his appearance he also more friends who can really fill out a uniform like your boys do.
Will the boys be in their tight military pantaloons or will it be informal cut off denim?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Fish Fry at Pastor Zeke's Estate This Weekend -
01-15-2013, 07:15 PM
Sounds wonderful. You know I'm in.
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