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God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-05-2019, 09:17 PM
It is unheard of for an commercial airliner to show large flames while in midair. There are too many built in safety precautions to allow this. So, how could a Soviet aircraft break into flames midair??
The answer has to come from outside our understanding. There is only one explanation. God smote it with lightening or some other lethal tool only He has as his disposal.
The Soviets have pushed aside Jesus for several generations. That had to make God angry. And then government owned airliners and government owned everything else.
Thirteen dead atheists. God is happy now:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/burning-a...163857497.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 02:44 AM
Oh, praise God for this glorious event! It's things like this that remind us that, despite the stalwart leadership of our dear friend Mr. Putin, most Russians are still God-hating commie scum. He's been making Russia great again for almost twenty years now, but there's only so much one man (even one so virile and masculine as Uncle Vlad) can do for a country so deeply mired in atheism and leftism for so long.
Also, Mr. Mayor, I'm thrilled to report that, since you posted this, the death toll has increased from 13 to 40! God is great! Russia just got a little bit better and Hell just got a little bit more full.
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 08:08 AM
We can all admire Mr. Putin for maintaing order and trying to bring back religion and Jesus to his battered country - and I particularly admire him for arresting and jailing the Russian feminist punk rock band Pussy Riot (Trump might have given him that idea).
The biggest problem is the Russian Orthodox Church (ROC) - a pretend cathylick church with a long history in the country, sort of like a Rasputin that won't go away.
Take a look at this guy (his name is Kirill) - he's the head of the ROC (sort of like their "pope"). He sort of looks like a cross between a KKK Grand Dragon, Ming the Merciless (from the Flash Gordon serials), and the head of a Russian biker gang. You have to ask yourself would anyone buy a used car or vinyl siding from this guy, let alone put your eternal Salvation in his hands.
It's no wonder Jesus is pissed.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 09:17 AM
As in all God's Works, we see His Merciful Hand in the way that those whom He chose to save from the inferno were even allowed the time to retrieve their cabin bags from the overhead lockers.
As Psalm 89:14 tells us, Justice and judgment are the habitation of thy throne: mercy and truth shall go before thy face.
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
As in all God's Works, we see His Merciful Hand in the way that those whom He chose to save from the inferno were even allowed the time to retrieve their cabin bags from the overhead lockers.
As Psalm 89:14 tells us, Justice and judgment are the habitation of thy throne: mercy and truth shall go before thy face.
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Praise the , Sister Joanna! We do serve a powerful, mighty , don't we? If not for Grace, then those poor people who escaped that inferno might not have had time to collect their keys, laptops, brief cases, purses, jackets and carry-on luggage. And I suspect that being conscientious, tidy people, they would have wanted to pick up their lunch wrappers before leaving the plane, too. And thanks to , they were given the luxury of a bit of extra time to do just that!
Philippians 4:19 " But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus."
A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
As in all God's Works, we see His Merciful Hand in the way that those whom He chose to save from the inferno were even allowed the time to retrieve their cabin bags from the overhead lockers.
As Psalm 89:14 tells us, Justice and judgment are the habitation of thy throne: mercy and truth shall go before thy face.
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Dear Sister Joanna, Since the time of my earlier posting about this plane crash, I've now read another article, and it's one that disgusts me greatly. It appears that critics of one of the survivors that found his way out of the fiery pit (thanks to the leading of the ) is being condemned for slowing down the evacuation procedures. Not only is he being criticized for retrieving his personal belongings, but now they are making fun of him for being a tiny bit overweight, saying that he blocked their exit strategies.
For one thing, his carry-on items ARE his property, and he has every right to retrieve that which is his, before some thugs decide to ransack his belongings. And, just because he might be a few pounds overweight is no excuse to poke fun at him, especially at a time like this. It's also being said that he is demanding a refund for the flight, and that is causing upset with some thoughtless people. But, isn't he right to ask for his money back? I mean, did he even get to enjoy his borscht and chicken Kiev before the flight was aborted? Well, I guess we can't prevent people from gossiping and saying horrible things. But, we can take comfort knowing that IS faithful and will protect us when the enemy shoots his arrows, and I pray it shall be so for this poor gentleman.
II Thessalonians 3:3 " But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil."
Here is that article, if you can stand to glance at it.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6996559/Heroic-stewardess-pushed-passengers-safety-reveals-terror-Russian-plane-crash.html
A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
You have to ask yourself would anyone buy a used car or vinyl siding from this guy, let alone put your eternal Salvation in his hands.
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If that man's hands got anywhere near my salvation he'd get a swift Captain Kirk quality karate chop to the throat.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Take a look at this guy (his name is Kirill) - he's the head of the ROC (sort of like their "pope"). He sort of looks like a cross between a KKK Grand Dragon, Ming the Merciless (from the Flash Gordon serials), and the head of a Russian biker gang. You have to ask yourself would anyone buy a used car or vinyl siding from this guy, let alone put your eternal Salvation in his hands.
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That outfit makes him look like an ill-kempt lop-eared rabbit, but without the charm.
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Re: God Strikes Socialist Soviet Aircraft Midair -
05-06-2019, 08:50 PM
I don’t want to seem gullible or anything but does he sell vinyl siding? Is he offering good deals? I know my parents home is in need of some rehab. If they ever die.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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