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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:03 PM
Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.
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GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Will those totebags handle sharp stones? I know some people really like their stones sharp.
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Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!
I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow
Indeed they will and do Brother Billy Bob Jenkins!
I tried them out the other day when carrying razor-sharp stones back from the beach.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
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When can I order some?
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GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
When can I order some?
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Right now!
I can whip them up in a jiffy!
Any particular verse or scripture you may want on them?
For the Gents I can do cammo print if you like too.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:36 PM
wow. I would love a bag.
Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.
It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow
Any particular verse or scripture you may want on them?
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How about :
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Deuteronomy 17:5 (King James Version 1611) Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
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As shown.
Camo will be fine.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Younghotgirl
wow. I would love a bag.
Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.
It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!
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I'll be happy to carry your stones for you, young lady. You may have noticed that I work out....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-15-2010, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Younghotgirl
wow. I would love a bag.
Right now, I find that carrying stones is too heavy for my young arms and I am not always able to summon a true christian man to assist.
It never hurts to be prepared for the coming apocolypse when the pirates and heathens try to take over!
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It is true too that True Christian men have priorities over lending we ladies a hand and that is another reason I thought they would be a great idea.
They are multi-functional too for us gals, Miss Young-hot-girl!
One day, a great bag for stone carrying and the next; useful for carrying all required material for Bible Study and the next; take it to the store when wanting to stock up on ingredients for the next bake sale! The possibilities are endless!
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-16-2010, 11:30 PM
While our Pastors would have the last word on this, it just seems to me the men would carry stones in buckets they got at Home Depot.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Christian Ladies Stoning Bucket -
06-17-2010, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
While our Pastors would have the last word on this, it just seems to me the men would carry stones in buckets they got at Home Depot.
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1 word for you Mayor...MetroChristian.It started with Jim Baker and his Eurotrash designer suits you know.Remember when dressing to the nines was a clean short sleeve white button down and a clip on tie? I have heard of people paying more for a cup of that designer coffee than I would have spent on that tie.Coffee, that Starbucks store whats wrong with Dunkin Donuts Cup o java and half a dozen curlers or a medium frappe decaf double foam Bolivian espresso, same price! What is the world coming to.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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