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Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-04-2021, 05:11 PM
Bill and Melinda Gates have been together 27 years.
If you multiply 27 (the years of their marriage) with 19 (covid-19) and add 153 you get 666.
Why 153?
1+5=6, which is the first number in 666.
Multiply it by 3 because that is the number of children the Gates have.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-05-2021, 03:01 AM
I don't remember where I heard this, but their disagreements centered on who was to take out the garbage. He ordered her to do it and she said women don't take orders from men anymore.
Her attitude is unfortunate but so often these days women refuse to fit into the role God provided for them.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-05-2021, 03:17 AM
Wow, that is a scary conclusion! I saw this photo from someone who got the vaccine and if it doesn't scare you into not getting the vaccine, nothing will!
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-05-2021, 02:47 PM
Their marriage seems to have stopped working - they could try restarting it in Safe Mode and removing any recently installed add-ons.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-05-2021, 03:06 PM
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I don't remember where I heard this, but their disagreements centered on who was to take out the garbage. He ordered her to do it and she said women don't take orders from men anymore.
Her attitude is unfortunate but so often these days women refuse to fit into the role God provided for them.
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Well, she certainly sounds like a proud, uppity woman -- a rebel! Why, the next thing you know, she will be using Apple computers! It's not surprising, though, considering so much of that attitude is taking place these days. Some women think they can do whatever they want, flagrantly flaunting defiance toward their husband, when, clearly, the Word of the , as revealed to us within the , shows otherwise.
I Corinthians 11:3 "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of is ."
I Timothy 2:12 " But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Sadly, this mutinous and disorderly behavior seems to be affecting many women people in this day and age.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-05-2021, 04:20 PM
It seems very wrong to me that American women are allowed to divorce their husbands. I mean, you expect it in the less civilized lands, but what does this Melissa woman have to complain of? Well, apart from the whole vaccine thing, though that was probably her idea in the first place as it's not the sort of thing a man would do.
But she gets to throw a hissy fit and swan off with a great big chunk of his money while he'll have to hire a housekeeper or something. It's all so unfair on the men! Is this woman totally unfamiliar with Titus 2:3-5, or does she simply not care?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-06-2021, 03:35 AM
Bill was raised as a Congregationalist (one of those protestants), but since marrying Melinda (a cathylick) it seems he's been downing wafers for 27 years - if that explains anything.
Maybe Bill found out that his expensive wine cellar was transubstantiated?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-06-2021, 04:05 AM
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Maybe Bill found out that his expensive wine cellar was transubstantiated?
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Is that the same as "drunk by wife and her friends when they came home from karaoke" in reference to a $12000 1961 Italian Cabernet, because if so I know exactly what you're talking about.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-06-2021, 11:10 PM
Having seen Melinda Gates and knowing how much money he is supposed to have, I find myself wondering. . . Has Melania been DM-ing Bill?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-07-2021, 01:42 AM
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Is that the same as "drunk by wife and her friends when they came home from karaoke" in reference to a $12000 1961 Italian Cabernet, because if so I know exactly what you're talking about.
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I just don't go there Dr. Toole, I'm still trying to understand about Lot and his two daughters. No doubt there are some pervert kinky people out there figuring out new sins to come up with.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-10-2021, 12:19 AM
Dear help us! The latest news about this Gates couple is that there may be a connection to none other than Jeffrey Epstein!
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Melinda Gates began consulting divorce lawyers in October 2019, according to a report - around the same time as her husband's friendship with Jeffrey Epstein was being called into question.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Oct-2019.html
Now, I am not one to second-guess what the lovely Daily Mail is trying to suggest here, but this does not sound good -- not for one minute!
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The same month that the New York Times reported that Bill had met with Epstein several times, and once stayed late at his townhouse in New York. A spokeswoman for Gates said at the time that the meetings had focused on philanthropy.
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Surely, there is nothing sinister here, is there? You know, it is so easy to let one's imagination get carried away. Think of the time when the news was full of pictures about Prince Andrew at the same house, when he was photographed saying goodbye to one of the maids as she left from her shift at work. Could it be that they were all conducting research on the same project, possibly doing laboratory work of some sort, in an attempt to make a suitable presentation, at some point in time? Perhaps a visit from William Barr can sort this out, and put inquiring minds at rest!
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 06:29 PM
THE BIBLE - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Right there in Deuteronomy 22:5 it's plain as day. God does not specify which garments in particular because from time to time, and in different places, what constitutes a woman's garment can vary. Kilts as worn by men in Scotland are well known, for instance. It would be against Scripture for any women to dress up like the gentleman [ RIGHT] and for any man to wear the woman's equivalent which, although a type of kilt, is not the same and would be noticed immediately by any Scot. God understood all this, of course, and worded His commandment accordingly.
Again, items similar to trousers are popular for women in India [ LEFT] but there no gentleman should ever wear the things, whatever they're called. Some of the formal attire for men (often displayed in shop windows selling clothes for weddings) is more decorative that usual to our eye but still quite masculine I suppose and the groom would never be mistaken for the bride despite his skinny-legged embroidered satin pants. They also have weird shoes with curled up toes and I'm sure there are male and female differences there, too.
There used to be a fashion in China similar to foot & head binding whereby a slave child would be kept in a bottle and grow into a strange shape, viz. the shape of the inside of the bottle. This would probably be uncomfortable. Once grown however, the wretch could be summoned and made to stand in such a position as to reproduce that shape. Sort of like a living statue. Maybe you could think of it as human bonsai.
In the photograph something similar is going on. The wretch has discovered a certain way to sit and turn the head and cock up one leg and place the arm just so which evokes a particular "look" no doubt requiring a specific type of light and plenty of rehearsing. It's pointless referring to Scripture because obviously God's opinion is not a consideration here. I know people often make up their own "God" and even their own "Jesus" which bear no resemblance to anything in The Bible. Usually they directly contradict everything He's explained for us so that we don't suffer unnecessarily in the wonderful world He made for us to live in.
But how often is "wonderful" not good enough for people so they have to engage in forbidden capers such as wearing the wrong types of clothes or even getting tattoos. It's so disappointing and for God so much worse to see His commandments ignored, thrown back in His face, despite everything being right there in The Bible.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 07:47 PM
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THE BIBLE - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Right there in Deuteronomy 22:5 it's plain as day. God does not specify which garments in particular because from time to time, and in different places, what constitutes a woman's garment can vary. Kilts as worn by men in Scotland are well known, for instance. It would be against Scripture for any women to dress up like the gentleman and for any man to wear the woman's equivalent which, although a type of kilt, is not the same and would be noticed immediately by any Scot. God understood all this, of course, and worded His commandment accordingly.
But how often is "wonderful" not good enough for people so they have to engage in forbidden capers such as wearing the wrong types of clothes or even getting tattoos. It's so disappointing and for God so much worse to see His commandments ignored, thrown back in His face, despite everything being right there in The Bible.
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Oh, yes; how terribly disappointing all of this must be to the Almighty, dear Sister Mitza. As you've said, so very well, these people are disobeying what has laid down in , and they are throwing Holy Word back at .
And, it's not just the younger generation that is doing this. Goodness, no; the ones who should know better, the ones who have heard these warnings for most of their lives -- they are the ones who show even greater audacity and arrogance.
Why, if you will look at the attached photo, you will see just what I mean. Notice these two older gentlemen, dressing up like ladies who are out for a night on the town. For one thing, the one on the left has no dress sense whatsoever -- none at all! Mixing plaid patterns like that? Please! And, the way they've fastened their evening bags to the front is in such bad taste. Is it any wonder why the has been so very specific in matters pertaining to dress code?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 10:35 PM
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Bill and Melinda Gates have been together 27 years.
If you multiply 27 (the years of their marriage) with 19 (covid-19) and add 153 you get 666.
Why 153?
1+5=6, which is the first number in 666.
Multiply it by 3 because that is the number of children the Gates have.
If you take the vaccine, you are revealing that you love Satan.
Why?
Because in Jesus' Love Language, "I love you" is spelled
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YES! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY THERE! I don't trust Billy OR Windows, which is why I use a holy operating system, like TempleOS! Thank you for spreading the truth, bless you!
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 10:45 PM
Men just look so wrong in kilts...
Look how feminine he looks! Just disgusting!
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05-18-2021, 10:50 PM
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It's great to see your first post was responding to the idea of obedience. Normally the first post would be in the intro. thread which you can start by following this link:
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 11:01 PM
The tattoo is rather confronting. Why do they think God warned us about them? Even in Scotland, which is Presbyterian, they have Bibles! Don't they care? Or are they deliberately defying God.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 11:13 PM
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YES! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY THERE! I don't trust Billy OR Windows, which is why I use a holy operating system, like TempleOS! Thank you for spreading the truth, bless you!
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates Divorcing -
05-18-2021, 11:16 PM
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Men just look so wrong in kilts...
Look how feminine he looks! Just disgusting!
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Oh, my goodness, dear Sister Dana! You are so correct here: he looks just disgusting! For one thing, this poor man is deformed physically. What ever happened to his right leg? And what is wrong with his exposed torso? He looks like he has bumps and lumps all over the place. This sinner needs the prayers of 's servants, for the to deliver him from his sinful, girly-man ways!
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