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How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-13-2009, 11:06 PM
I've had my LCD monitor for a while now, and it isn't as clean as it was when I bought it. What should I use to clean it? I don't want to ruin the surface of the monitor.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-14-2009, 12:06 AM
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I've had my LCD monitor for a while now, and it isn't as clean as it was when I bought it. What should I use to clean it? I don't want to ruin the surface of the monitor.
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 You need a bigger dog, something really slobbery 
I use a proprietary glass cleaner, basically it's spray-on diluted isopropyl alcohol and then wipe it off with Bounty or similar - cleans really well and leaves no smears.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-14-2009, 12:31 AM
You don't have issues with lint? I worry about using newsprint, which is usually OK for the car windows and such.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 06:30 AM
I've always just used water or glass cleaner and a paper towel, wetting the towel rather than spraying screen
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 07:39 AM
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You don't have issues with lint? I worry about using newsprint, which is usually OK for the car windows and such.
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Spray-on eyeglass glass cleaner (which won't melt plastic) and a microfiber cloth (which won't scratch it). I use the same ones I use to clean my glasses.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 08:35 AM
I've just been using one of those green Scotch-Brite pads and Dawn dishwashing liquid.
I like how it smells lemony fresh.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 01:04 PM
Oh that's simple. The answer is steel wool and comet or ajax. It might scratch the screen up when viewed by heathens, but any saved True Christian will see right through it. I'd also wipe it down thoroughly with clorox just in case any sinful images were viewed on the screen.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 01:32 PM
My monitor cleaning ritual is pretty much based on our beloved KJV, so I always recite Ez. when I do this.
Ezekiel 36:25
Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols, will I cleanse you.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 02:16 PM
A man such as yourself should'nt be cleaning things anyways. I see you as having 2 options.
1) Have a woman do it. This way you have someone to blame if it goes wrong.
2) Buy a new monitor. Surely someone as Godly as yourself is at minimum a millionaire.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 02:51 PM
It's not polite to speculate about the wealth of another. For all you know my 4 bedroom ranchhouse and my 2 Cadillacs are all mortgaged to the hilt.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 03:17 PM
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It's not polite to speculate about the wealth of another. For all you know my 4 bedroom ranchhouse and my 2 Cadillacs are all mortgaged to the hilt.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 03:43 PM
you could always try a hand swifter it locks in all the dust so it dont get in the air there nice i use my hand one on my furnature and the expandable one on my ceiling fans and my ceiling
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 03:49 PM
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you could always try a hand swifter it locks in all the dust so it dont get in the air there nice i use my hand one on my furnature and the expandable one on my ceiling fans and my ceiling
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Have you tried it on your keyboard yet?
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 03:50 PM
on the keyboard we use a air blower that they sell at walmart in a can it get all the junk in the groves of the keys
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 04:17 PM
Have you considered trying the capslock key? (it's on the same line as ASDF)
Conversely, if you can't read, you could always try touching every key on your keyboard once, you're bound to hit the capslock key then.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-16-2009, 04:30 PM
Some stains no amount of scrubbing can wash away. I use rubbing alcohol and prayer.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-17-2009, 02:43 AM
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on the keyboard we use a air blower that they sell at walmart in a can it get all the junk in the groves of the keys
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
02-17-2009, 02:44 AM
Probably enough for a good juggaloser snack.
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Re: How do I keep my LCD monitor clean? -
03-07-2009, 09:32 PM
I can post a guide how to clean your monitor, keyboard and computer. In the name of Christ of course
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03-07-2009, 09:58 PM
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