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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 10:08 AM

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 03:46 PM

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Heathen_Basher thought Canada was run by a Conservative government now? Yes, it is a Conservative government but I don't understand your reference "Why are they being such cowards?" Perhaps you would elaborate.
I thought the meaning was quite plain. Liberals are cowards.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 10:37 PM

Very "Christian" of you to be laughing at dead soldiers who died for their countries. I mean thats what God wants you to do right?? Be judgemental against other countries and laugh at the dead? hmm?
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-24-2009, 11:17 PM

Canadia has a long-standing reputation of cowardice around the world and it is no surprise that they would cut and run like this before the job is over. What more can we expect from a nation largely populated by American hippy draft dodgers and French Catholics that refuse to fight? Canada leaves after losing 4 people to a roadside bomb? It's obivious that the C in Canada stands for Cowardice or Cut and Run.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 07:47 PM

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I thought the meaning was quite plain. Liberals are cowards.
Oh! Is that a generalisation or a fact? And since you are held here with such high regard perhaps instead of making bland statements you should at least attempt to prove your argument.

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 08:12 PM

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Oh! Is that a generalisation or a fact? And since you are held here with such high regard perhaps instead of making bland statements you should at least attempt to prove your argument.
I looked for a statistic or something, but got bored because there's too much to read. Why don't you look for yourself?


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 10:25 PM

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I looked for a statistic or something, but got bored because there's too much to read. Why don't you look for yourself?
Why would you expect me to prove your fatuous argument? Although I do grant you the facility you have placed in my direction. May I reciprocate. But do spend a little time to read what others think of you instead of bombarding people with what you think of them.

I guess you are a slow reader, so come back in a year with a response which I will certainly read, if I haven't been kicked off this site by then. I guess I will be and all too soon because I haven't enjoyed myself so much on other sites I frequent than I have here.
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 10:28 PM

No one ever said that all Republicans were Jesus. If He was in charge of the congress this country would be PERFECT!! We do our best until He returns.

At least we're not communists.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 10:53 PM

Well, I haven't been here five minutes but have been accused of being a communist already. Strange that, I suppose anyone who doesn't follow the flock is a communist. Well, I'll just have to live with it, along with being a Cannuck, a liar and under investigation (shudder)

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 10:59 PM

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No one ever said that all Republicans were Jesus. If He was in charge of the congress this country would be PERFECT!! We do our best until He returns.

At least we're not communists.
Oh Jesus. I get it! You mean Bush Two? But I assume unless there's a change in the Constitution he can't return for a third term, can he? But could he stand for Congress? God forbid! See I'm getting all religious now. I must be under the influence.

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Oh Jesus. I get it! You mean Bush Two? But I assume unless there's a change in the Constitution he can't return for a third term, can he? But could he stand for Congress? God forbid! See I'm getting all religious now. I must be under the influence.

Time for another Johnny Walker, hic.
Nonsense, after the Tribulation Presidency of Barrack HUSSIEN Obama the Republican party will be purged of it's false believers and ready to work with Mrs Palin when she is elected as the first Christian woman president in 2012. This last election it was clear that the Republican party had strayed into false pride with the un-Christian objections to torture, opposition to government deregulation and socialist entitlement programs like employer health coverage.



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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-25-2009, 11:49 PM

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Nonsense, after the Tribulation Presidency of Barrack HUSSIEN Obama the Republican party will be purged of it's false believers and ready to work with Mrs Palin when she is elected as the first Christian woman president in 2012. This last election it was clear that the Republican party had strayed into false pride with the un-Christian objections to torture, opposition to government deregulation and socialist entitlement programs like employer health coverage.
This is the first time I have read a thread by whom is clearly a waverer of the Republican ethic. To have openly admitted "that the Republican party had strayed" must be tantamount to heresy. Stand back while I light the touch paper.

What is your objection to an American, any American not getting adequate health care? Is it based on the fact that Jesus didn't get it when nailed to the cross? Because I'm sure he would have claimed it for others, if not for himself.

Or is this site a parody of Christianity, because that's what I am beginning to think. I cannot for the life of me understand how people who call themselves Christians can hold the beliefs that some of you do. It's a fight to remain ahead of the pack, as far as I can see. If you've got it, keep it.

Now I don't know much about Jesus but didn't he do something with fishes? Cut them up into smaller and smaller pieces so that everyone could share and not starve? Of course my conception could be wrong but if that's the case it's much like sharing health care to me. So why are you so opposed to it?
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This is the first time I have read a thread by whom is clearly a waverer of the Republican ethic. To have openly admitted "that the Republican party had strayed" must be tantamount to heresy. Stand back while I light the touch paper.
Are you familiar with the phrase "RINO"? It was used a lot in the last election. Do recall Buckly Jr? Republicans can be bad, not the Republican ideology, as handed down by Jesus threw Ronald Regan.

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What is your objection to an American, any American not getting adequate health care? Is it based on the fact that Jesus didn't get it when nailed to the cross? Because I'm sure he would have claimed it for others, if not for himself.
No, that is why I support capital punishment friend.

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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-26-2009, 06:42 AM

No, it's not ok. I realize the show is a comedy show (I believe it was mentioned somewhere that it was) but still, even for comedy there's a line, and they crossed it.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-26-2009, 08:44 AM

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Those guys on FOX NEWS are just great. That was a knee-slapper. Who says that Conservatives don't have a sense of humor??

I actually had no idea that Canada even had an army.
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Canuckistan does indeed have an army. One which we, as good Christians, need to be aware of as they do share a border with our good Christian nation.

I personally believe they plan to attempt to invade and pollute our country with their atheistic/commie/tree-hugger ways. As it is they are always quick to point out that they have "free health care", which is code for "free abortions", and they are just attempting to weaken out capitalist, God fearing and loving country.


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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 03-26-2009, 06:05 PM

All this fuss over nothing, If you want to be polite to Canadians, go get pulled over in Manitoba.





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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 04-01-2009, 07:39 AM

The Mounties always wear red coats? You just hold that thought pumpkin. We Canadians look forward to your "mission to Canada" Heh
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Default Re: Fox news mocks dead Canadian soldiers in HILARIOUS clip! - 04-01-2009, 07:52 AM

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Today God killed four Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan, bringing the number of dead Canadians to 120. Here is the response from Fox News:





Here's a memorial where you can see these Canadian soldiers for yourself. Hard not to laugh at them, isn't it?
I came to your site to see where the link was coming from (ref your see these Canadians for yourself), I blocked you. I don't want you then. You are an insult to all who serve.

I looked you up on Google - you're a huge church. Certainly you are not Christianin any Canadian sense of the word - all I see on this group is bigotry, pornography, racism, I could go on, but it is too nauseating.

I gather your "hate" would include the British as well? Hey.. you can go and spit on Orde Wingate's grave and you don't have to leave the US. He's buried in Arlington. Or you could go to the Memorial at Hurlburt Field - he's quoted there.

Or you could go to the Special Operations Memorial at McDill AFB. There are Canadians there as well.

I'm sure the guys will welcome you warmly.

Stay in the US - you're not welcome here.
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