Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting. |
|
Honorary True Christian™
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 353
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Waiting for Jesus
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-20-2010, 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by W-w-whinyjoo
I do not have to respect myself!
|
What Christian man would want a slutty woman?
Quote:
Originally Posted by W-w-whinyjoo
hehehe, oooh obviously i hit a nerve Mrs. Whitford. You guys are just here to bash on other people. so yes i am going to persecute you : D
|
Are you not the one here on OUR forums insulting not only us, but the Lord Jesus as well? You have pleasure in persecuting a peaceful group of people dedicated to Jesus as well? You are an icon of Satan himself.
Quote:
Originally Posted by W-w-whinyjoo
First of all, you DO NOT talk about my father like that! Stupid assholes, and NO i will not apologize. You are not true christians. If this is how true christians are then i am now Agnostic, the bible has not given me any real proof of the lord. you say that he just appeared one day out of nowhere. who was his mother, how did he really get there? you say he is eternal, he had to come from somewhere. Maybe saudi arabia? you never know, Muslims may have the right religion
|
You've just admitted your father isn't a True Christian™. at least you've taken one step towards the truth .
Appeared out of no where? Luke 2:6-16
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.
And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.
Once again, God is CLEAR-AS-DAY-LIGHT, but false-Christians like your father and you (that is, if you were only joking about being agnostic now) change God's words around to fit in with modern LIEberal society.
|
Unsaved trash, Dope pusher, Feminazi
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-21-2010, 03:25 AM
Wow, not only is this rediculously ignorant sounding because Christianity was started in Jeruselum a foreign country with foreign foods. SO there for the foreign food thing is well least to say stupid. But you spelled Choriszzo wrong or how ever you spelled it Chorizo. And their delicious. And I can't imagine how you could use a churro as a sodomistic object, seeing as how its doughy so it'd be pretty damn hard. Also you might as well take italian and french bread off the list. By the way half of those foods on that list, their people are way more CHristian than America will ever be, since you like to abuse every power you have christianity was no where near like that. I'm sure Jesus didn't give up his life so you could take over every part of everyone else. These "Holistic" rules you have put up take away a humans basic right to freedom. The very thing Jesus and his followers wanted, freedom to practice their religion freely.
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-21-2010, 03:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Realword420
The very thing Jesus and his followers wanted, freedom to practice their religion freely.
|
You're thinking of the pilgrims who founded America.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
|
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
|
|
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-21-2010, 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UnRealword
Wow, not only is this ridiculously ignorant sounding because Christianity was started in Jerusalem a foreign country
|
You never noticed Israel is no longer Christian? Something to do with murdering Jesus Chris perhaps? It seems to be you who is ignorant, and I am not only talking about your spelling there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by UnRealword
more CHristian than America will ever be
|
And again you show how ignorant you are. There is no nation more Christian than America and God clearly is an American.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
|
|
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-23-2010, 12:11 PM
I think it goes without saying that serving jellyfish is not permitted in a True Christian home:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
|
Unsaved Trash, nancyboy
|
|
Posts: 32
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: New Brunswick, New Jersey
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-23-2010, 01:42 PM
What if one were to smash the pumpkin over and over mutilating it and then place it in a pie crust and bake it in the oven as is traditional on the Christian American holiday of Thanksgiving?
And what about this Genesis quotation:
11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
|
|
Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-23-2010, 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NewlySaved
What if one were to smash the pumpkin over and over mutilating it and then place it in a pie crust and bake it in the oven as is traditional on the Christian American holiday of Thanksgiving?
And what about this Genesis quotation:
11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
|
Pumpkins are not grass, herbs, or fruit trees.
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 309
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: n/a
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-23-2010, 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King
I think it goes without saying that serving jellyfish is not permitted in a True Christian home:
[SATANIC IMAGE DELETED]
|
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. (Leviticus 11:10-12)
And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you (Deuteronomy 14:10)
I should certainly hope that this "food" isn't in any True Christian™ households! It looks like it was made by chinks too, so that's a double no-no.
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jan 2010
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-25-2010, 04:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Pumpkins are not grass, herbs, or fruit trees.
|
Lady of the Church, perhaps thou ought to ask thou's husband rather than post here thyself. Is not it obvious your opinions on such matters are renderred irrelevant by our Book? I suggest ye sit back in silence and listen before God's holy wrath smiteth ye down. Perhaps you and your pie baking friends have grown tired of pie baking, but logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.
|
|
Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 6,686
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Woodlawn Drive, Freehold, USA USA USA
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-25-2010, 04:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve WiseMan
logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.
|
I am glad you're vigilant, Brother WiseMan, but I am happy to report that the Pastors have deemed apple pies to be safe for Christians.
See this thread: Are Apple Pies Okay?
It is a good topic for discussion, however, and I'm glad you brought it up. Better safe than sorry!
|
|
Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-26-2010, 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve WiseMan
Lady of the Church, perhaps thou ought to ask thou's husband rather than post here thyself. Is not it obvious your opinions on such matters are renderred irrelevant by our Book? I suggest ye sit back in silence and listen before God's holy wrath smiteth ye down. Perhaps you and your pie baking friends have grown tired of pie baking, but logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.
|
Friend, you are not my husband nor are you my father, my pastor, or my Savior. You have no say in my life. If my husband, Mr. Whitford, had any problem with anything I say here, he would let me know (and would probably do so with his belt).
Apple pies get a pass because they are a symbol of America, God's Favorite Nation.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 180
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Pearland, Texas
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
01-26-2010, 02:41 PM
I do apologies if this has already been said, but I do not allow pork in my home. Nasty animals that remind me of my cousin and here free love. A prime example would be the French, I am sorry but I will never let a filthy animal find any type of food for me. I also believe that swine flu is punishment from God for eating pork.
"And the swine, because it divides the hoof, yet does not chew the cud, it is unclean unto you: you shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." - Leviticus 11:7,8; Deuteronomy 14:8
Charter Member Pearland, Texas
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 30
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: in my parent's basement
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-28-2010, 09:46 PM
This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*
|
|
Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,565
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Freehold
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-28-2010, 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zMuffinMan
This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*
|
If you don't like it, go away. All you've done is logged in here to criticize us.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 19
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: South Mississippi
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-29-2010, 12:02 AM
What about sub sandwiches? Something about asking for a 6 inch or foot-long makes me feel all naughty and sinful.
Thanks for posting this list. We are going to purge our pantries tonight. Glory!
Genesis 19: 31,32
31-And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32-Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
|
|
compassion personified
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 2,721
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: New Zealand
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-29-2010, 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Christy
What about sub sandwiches? Something about asking for a 6 inch or foot-long makes me feel all naughty and sinful.
|
It is most unbecoming for a lady to even think the words "6 inch" or "foot-long", let alone say them out loud (or type such words ... may God forgive me for doing so).
It is time to make ourselves heard, to demand that the likes of Subway show some decency and begin catering to our Christian sensibilities. Now I am not entirely sure regarding KJV 1611 measurement conversions, but ordering a "double handbreath" (2 x 3") sub or "handbreath span" (3" + 9") is much more seemly, don't you think?
|
|
Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,565
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Freehold
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-29-2010, 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
It is most unbecoming for a lady to even think the words "6 inch" or "foot-long", let alone say them out loud (or type such words ... may God forgive me for doing so).
It is time to make ourselves heard, to demand that the likes of Subway show some decency and begin catering to our Christian sensibilities. Now I am not entirely sure regarding KJV 1611 measurement conversions, but ordering a "double handbreath" (2 x 3") sub or "handbreath span" (3" + 9") is much more seemly, don't you think?
|
Or go to Quizno's where it's small, regular and large.
|
|
True Christian™
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 394
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Heartland of America
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-29-2010, 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zMuffinMan
This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*
|
I think I know why you're rubbing your eyes, it explains EVERYTHING about you......you've been smoking the weeds, haven't you boy? That explains why your posts make about as much sense as a negro at a Klan rally.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-29-2010, 10:41 PM
I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Fourm Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 9,266
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: On my way to Paradise
|
|
Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households -
04-30-2010, 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.
|
That was just horrid! In public, in front of Children, do those eurotrash have no morals?
On another note, I bring this up because my husband loves pumpkin pie. I would like to argue for the sugar pumpkin, they are small (aprox 8" in diameter) and absolutely useless for carving into satanic images as they are mostly flesh with a few seeds. They also make the best and tastiest pies. The pumpkins they sell for helloween are absolute garbage for pies.
Please let me know, as I have a freezer full at the moment from last falls baking.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|