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Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 02:05 PM
Oh, my; what a glorious day this is! May the bless you richly, dear Dr. White, as you celebrate your birthday, and as you get one year closer to your eternal home with .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 03:35 PM
Birthday Blessings to you, Brother Doctor!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 04:39 PM
Smart, ambitious, and trustworthy, Taurus is the anchor of the Zodiac. Amazing friends, colleagues, and partners, Taureans value honesty above all else and are proud that their personal relationships tend to be drama free. Bulls get the reputation of being stubborn, but they're not always stuck in their ways. This searching sign is willing to see another point of view, but they won't flip-flop on an opinion just to make someone else happy. They will shift their thinking only if they truly have a change of heart.
Happy Birthday Mr. White, I'm praying the sun shines on you today (or the snow stops).
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 05:35 PM
Don't expect me to bring a present!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 06:34 PM
Wishing you a most Blessed (and hopefully final) Birthday, Brother Professor Dr. White, Sir.
(By the way, I would suggest that you don't eat the cake my children sent. Although it looks acceptable, that is purely because Hannah iced and decorated it. The actual cake was made by a couple of the younger boys as some sort of theoscience experiment. You have been warned.)
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-03-2021, 11:41 PM
What a Blessed day for a Blessed Brother in Christ! May the LORD shower you with his golden rays of Love and Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-04-2021, 02:39 AM
Thank you, dear Siblings in Christ! I spent the day in silent, desperate prayer contemplating the awful state of the world in 2021, with the worst plague ever spreading like locusts in the formerly God-approved countries, such as the wonderful U.S. of A., the Putinesque Russia and the Trump-friendly Brazil. A plague that has decimated an unprecedented number of souls who now have no hope to ever attain the Bosom of Jesus Christ, a plague that by the incompetence of our government cannot be stopped until it reaches herd immersion or whatever.
Homosexuality. Sodomy. Gay-thingies.
But it was also a nice birthday. I asked for many things from Jesus and He delivered. I asked not to be anally raped by sodomites in my safe room with the impenetrable locks, I asked to be spared from the AIDS contagion and from sodomistic seductive thoughts and they barely entered my mind before being dismissed by forceful feelings of Christ entering me. I asked that He take me to Heaven NOW if He feels like it.
Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
He granted all that. Only by His Grace did I escape sodomistic rape and AIDS. Obviously I am not in Heaven but Jesus must not have felt like that, instead, He wanted me to continue working against this plague for another year. While I long to ascend to His presence, I understand that my efforts are of utmost importance to Him and that He needs ME here. My life continues to have enormous meaning to JESUS CHRIST. Glory! I shared the cake with the homeless at the shelter where I eat help and, Joanna, your sons' cake was consumed by these subhuman beings without any ado.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-04-2021, 06:24 PM
Elmer, I know you are disappointed, as I am aware your True Desire™ is to sit upon the right hand of God Himself and feel His Penetrating Love move you.
Maybe next year.
In the mean time, I mailed you a Groupon to The Olive Garden. I know #Nobar wants to go with you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-16-2021, 11:15 PM
Hope your special Month is going well, in these difficult times I'm always reminded that kindness is free and that only Jesus is the Prince of Peace for all who follow Him.
Some people (most people) even after it's been explained what happens when His message of Salvation is rejected, choose to keep on sinning or remain in their false religions of which there's quite a lot so I won't attempt to list them. Or both. Both, usually, I think.
Hebrews 12:14-17 Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled; lest there be any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of meat sold his birthright. For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.
In Christ
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Dr. Elmer White! -
05-17-2021, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Hope your special Month is going well, in these difficult times I'm always reminded that kindness is free and that only Jesus is the Prince of Peace for all who follow Him.
Some people (most people) even after it's been explained what happens when His message of Salvation is rejected, choose to keep on sinning or remain in their false religions of which there's quite a lot so I won't attempt to list them. Or both. Both, usually, I think. Hebrews 12:14-17 Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled; lest there be any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of meat sold his birthright. For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears. In Christ
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Many Blessings to you, Sister Mitza, for your wonderful, albeit belated congratulations. I must say that I am not yet fully recovered from the after-effects of the disappointment of not having been taken into Heaven, but I fully endorse Jesus's decision to keep me as His Faithful Minion on Earth. I never realized that, in addition to your well-established skills as a wordsmith, you also show such craftmanship in the higher arts, even in the extremely difficult artform of collage. I presume that you drew that nice card yourself! It must have taken many hours!
Exodus 31:3-4
And I have filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, and in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship, To devise cunning works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass,
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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