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Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 01:49 AM
okay to verify what you people have to say about me (and yes i know i'm going to hell) Do you really believe vampires are real????
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 02:08 AM
I have a suspicion that if they did exist people would probably have found out by now. The only 'vampires' that exist in my opinion are sanguinarians and vampire lifestylers.
I'm a bit of a vampire lifestyler I must confess. I'm no immortal though, just a human being with a great fascination with vampire literature and movies. Even saving up for some custom vampire fangs
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05-10-2007, 02:11 AM
Vampires?
Well, Rose has told us all about the people who like to dress in thrift-shop clothes and act prissy. Those are definitely real.
So are psychopathic murderers, and humans with demon-infested colons who want to suck on anything they can find.
Undead critters that rise from the grave, turn into bats, and suck blood? No.
If you believed in movie vampires, you'd have to be a Catholic. You see, movie vampires are burned by crosses and Catholic holy water.
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 02:15 AM
Not all. I don't recall any of Anne Rice's or Poppy Z. Brite's vampires being affected by religious icons.
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 02:45 AM
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Not all. I don't recall any of Anne Rice's or Poppy Z. Brite's vampires being affected by religious icons.
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Tell me Rose, you are aware of the eastern European folk tales of Vampires? Dead corpses who crawl from their slowly suck the life from the living while they sleep. Do you find a rotting corpse as romantic as the stuff in Anne Rice as the like?
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 03:10 AM
I've read much of the European folklore about vampires, and I agree it's not pretty. I'm more fond of the more aesthetic portrayals of vampires, 'inaccurate' as they may be.
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05-10-2007, 04:04 AM
In answer to the question.
Vampires who are either undead or who need human blood and only human blood in order to survive - fiction. Get over it.
Nutters who think they are vampires who drink blood in a most unhygenic fetish manner. - Unfortunately not fiction. Just nutters.
People obsessed with the notion of vampires, as lame and boring as the whole thing is - unfortunately, these seem to grow in numbers every year.
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05-10-2007, 07:08 AM
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People obsessed with the notion of vampires, as lame and boring as the whole thing is - unfortunately, these seem to grow in numbers every year.
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Well, each to their own I guess.
Though I wouldn't say I was 'obsessed'.
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 03:50 PM
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I've read much of the European folklore about vampires, and I agree it's not pretty. I'm more fond of the more aesthetic portrayals of vampires, 'inaccurate' as they may be.
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That's your hippy new-age pagan lot all over. Who gives a tupenny damn as to whether it's accurate or not, as long as you find it pleasing? I'll tell you who gives a damn: JESUS, and He'll damn you to Hell if you don't buck your ideas up sharpish!
Anyway, going back to the OP: Sadly, no matter how upsetting it may be, it does appear to be the case that Jews are, in fact, 100% real.
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 04:04 PM
in answer to my own question, they are fiction!! Vampires are simply characters from some people's unbelieve and genius imagination!!!!!
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05-10-2007, 04:15 PM
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in answer to my own question, they are fiction!! Vampires are simply characters from some people's unbelieve and genius imagination!!!!!
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Well, it's nice to see that there's something we agree upon, at least in general terms.
I'm not sure I'd call Eastern Europeans, who believed that relatives were coming back from the dead to suck them dry, "geniuses".
Now, two questions:
Why do you lesbian Negresses insist upon scores of superfluous punctuation marks? One, or at most two, will suffice.
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05-10-2007, 04:19 PM
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Well, it's nice to see that there's something we agree upon, at least in general terms.
I'm not sure I'd call Eastern Europeans, who believed that relatives were coming back from the dead to suck them dry, "geniuses".
Now, two questions:
Why do you lesbian Negresses insist upon scores of superfluous punctuation marks? One, or at most two, will suffice.
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Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO NOT CALL ME A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM PERFECTLY STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! and in answer to the way i punctuate......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-10-2007, 04:20 PM
No, you clearly said previously that you are a lesbian Negress, and you hit on Rachael AND Moonflower.
By the way, Rachael's husband, Satan, would like to bring a basketful of exclamation points and pineapples to your house. I'm not sure what he wants to do with them. Let us know, won't you?
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 04:27 PM
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No, you clearly said previously that you are a lesbian Negress, and you hit on Rachael AND Moonflower.By the way, Rachael's husband, Satan, would like to bring a basketful of exclamation points and pineapples to your house. I'm not sure what he wants to do with them. Let us know, won't you?
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i never once said i was a lesbian nor did i hit on Rachel or Moonflower!!! it's called being a nice friend and talking!!! Ever heard of it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! and i already gave Satan his basket!!! it had chocolate in it!!!!!! and mine had a bunch of kittens in it for me to raise!!!
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 04:30 PM
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i never once said i was a lesbian nor did i hit on Rachel or Moonflower!!! it's called being a nice friend and talking!!! Ever heard of it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! and i already fondled Satan's basket!!! it had his throbbing chocolate love in it!!!!!! and mine had a bunch of kittens in it for me to sacrifice!!!
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You very clearly hit on both of them. It's disgusting and depraved, and not at all appropriate for a Baptist Church forum!!
And now it seems you're suggesting that Satan is a Negro?! Where on Earth did you come up with that?
Rachael, is your husband a Negro?
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-10-2007, 04:36 PM
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and i already gave Satan his basket!!! it had chocolate in it!!!!!!
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I know very well what "basket" and "chocolate" means in ebonics..
Stop being so disgusting...
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05-10-2007, 04:44 PM
Poor basket full of kitties. That depraved witch is going to eat them.
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-11-2007, 11:43 AM
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in answer to my own question, they are fiction!! Vampires are simply characters from some people's unbelieve and genius imagination!!!!!
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-11-2007, 05:05 PM
I think it's disgusting that lesbians like Lil_Lolita_Girl21 come here and flaunt their lesbianism to recruit other lesbians for their lesbian trysts. And trying to recruit our churchgoing completely heterosexual lovely ladies of Landover into the Lesbian Lifestyle is absolutely disgusting. I'll bet she has extremely short hair, watches the WNBA, and wears flannel shirts.
But back to the point, there is no such thing as vampires. There is not one mention of vampires in the Bible. But that doesn't stop the hateful lefties from dipicting Our Wise and Absolutely Competent Commander-in-Chief as one....
DISGUSTING!
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Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction???? -
05-12-2007, 04:30 AM
Why is there even a topic about this? Anyone who thinks they are a vampire is clearly on the fast bus to the down below. And quite clearly rode the short bus during their lifetime!
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