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lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 04:01 AM
People love sending those crazy lol pictures. Recently I received the lol Atheists below.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 04:08 AM
Who's the kike?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 04:47 AM
I don't get it.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 05:12 AM
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I don't get it.
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It's Albert Einstein a secular scientist who did not believe in God and created many fanciful scientific theories.
He once said "The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 11:49 AM
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 04:33 PM
Now those, I get!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 06:24 PM
Einstein, amongst other famous scientists, is (was) far more intelligent than all of you put together. If he was alive now he would constantly be face palming until there was nothing left of his face.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 07:23 PM
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Einstein, amongst other famous scientists, is (was) far more intelligent than all of you put together. If he was alive now he would constantly be face palming until there was nothing left of his face.
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There would be nothing left of his hand either. His hooknose would tear it to shreds.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 08:08 PM
I still don't understand the top one, but I have seen these.
There's even cross-overs of LOLatheist and LOLcats
I thought this was a good summation of the atheists we see around here.
And some others I found
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10-18-2010, 08:18 PM
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If he was alive now he would constantly be face palming until there was nothing left of his face.
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Smashing your own face in doesn't sound very intelligent to me. Do you also look up to windowlickers?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 08:28 PM
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Einstein, amongst other famous scientists, is (was) far more intelligent than all of you put together. If he was alive now he would constantly be face palming until there was nothing left of his face.
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Is there some reason that I read this as "Einstein, amongst other famous criminals . . ."?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 09:07 PM
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There would be nothing left of his hand either. His hooknose would tear it to shreds.
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You are not doing your fellow christians any justice by being so anti-semitic. It's rather shocking. Have you any idea of how high his IQ was? Can you people even count that high?
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10-18-2010, 09:11 PM
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You are not doing your fellow christians any justice by being so anti-semitic. It's rather shocking. Have you any idea of how high his IQ was? Can you people even count that high?
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Albert Einstein had an IQ of 160. My own IQ is 220. So what is your point?
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 09:30 PM
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Albert Einstein had an IQ of 160. My own IQ is 220. So what is your point?
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In that case my IQ is 300, I beat you all. If you have such a high IQ (which I don't believe) why aren't you using it for the good of mankind, instead of persecuting gays, muslims and jews? Why not discover cures for horrible diseases like harlequin disease and down syndrome?
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10-18-2010, 09:31 PM
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In that case my IQ is 300
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You cannot just decide on your IQ. If your IQ would have really been 300 you would have understood that. There are tests for these things. But I highly doubt your ego would survive one.
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If you have such a high IQ (which I don't believe)
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Why not? Why do you assume a True Christian™ to have an IQ as low as yours? Pick your topic and we can discuss it. Quantum field theory? Lie groups, E6, E7, E8? Pick your topic and allow me to crush your ego.
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why aren't you using it for the good of mankind, instead of persecuting gays, muslims and jews? Why not discover cures for horrible diseases like harlequin disease and down syndrome?
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I am using my God given skills for the good of mankind. I am try to save people from going to Hell each and every day. There is no goal more worthy than serving our Lord Jesus Christ.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 09:32 PM
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In that case my IQ is 300, I beat you all. If you have such a high IQ (which I don't believe) why aren't you using it for the good of mankind, instead of persecuting gays, muslims and jews? Why not discover cures for horrible diseases like harlequin disease and down syndrome?
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We already know the reasons.
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Re: lol Atheists -
10-18-2010, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GodlessSinner
In that case my IQ is 300, I beat you all. If you have such a high IQ (which I don't believe) why aren't you using it for the good of mankind, instead of persecuting gays, muslims and jews? Why not discover cures for horrible diseases like harlequin disease and down syndrome?
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Because we're too busy discovering cures for horrible diseases like sodomania, Islam and Judaism.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: lol Atheists -
01-10-2011, 08:03 PM
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Who's the kike?
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Who is the foolish man with a far smaller brain power than the "kike". oh wait, thats Pastor CumGuzzler!
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01-10-2011, 08:15 PM
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Who is the foolish man with a far smaller brain power than the "kike". oh wait, thats Pastor CumGuzzler!
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Friend, I neither know nor care about your own cum-guzzling Pastors, but do you have anything relevant to say about this thread?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: lol Atheists -
01-10-2011, 08:19 PM
Atheists kick ass.
Might I just point out that all people who aren't Atheists, like Albert Einstein, are probably the stupidest people I know.
I agree with the fact that Einstein thinks the stories in the bible are childish because that's what they are.
Childish, pathetic, fiction, and have no use, other than wasting trees because that book is huge.
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