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Default The Russian Moses - 07-11-2012, 04:15 PM

We all know the story of Moses in the Bulrushes:

The pharaoh of Egypt (an evil man, think of Obama) had decreed that all the Hebrew boy babies were to be drowned at birth. Yocheved, Moses' mother, hides her newborn son for 3 months and then places her baby in a caulked wicker basket in the Nile River reeds. The baby's crying alerts one of the pharaoh's daughters who takes the baby. Moses' sister Miriam watches in hiding, but comes out when it is clear the princess is planning to keep the child. She asks the princess if she would like a Hebrew midwife. The princess agrees and so Miriam arranges to have the real mother get paid to nurse her own child who now lives among the Egyptian royalty.

Every now an again, God does this trick. He is seeing if mankind is ready to have a great leader. One thousand years before Moses, God first did it with King Sargon around 2300BC. The baby Sargon, nestled in a reed basket sealed with bitumen, was placed in the Euphrates River. The basket floated until it was rescued by a gardener or date grower. In this capacity he worked for the king of Kish, Ur-Zababa until he rose in the ranks to become the king's cupbearer and eventually the King of Akkad and conqueror of the known world. Little else is known of Sargon I but he was almost certainly a True Christian.

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So we have recently witnessed, in Russia of all places, a similar event.
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Russian mother jailed for putting baby on motorway. (Note the similarity between The Nile and a Russian freeway – means of transport, filled with traffic, the odd alligator, etc etc)

A young Russian mother has been sentenced to eight years in jail for putting her baby on a motorway in the hope he would be run over. (I think that this conclusion is a little harsh, I’m sure that she just wanted the boy to have the life that she could not give him.)

A court in Moscow heard that Elena Osina, 24, had grown tired of caring for the nine-month-old child after her boyfriend moved out. (She was probably constantly persecuted by the atheist state who tried to rip her soul from her and sell her son for vivisection; this sort of thing happens every day in Russia.)

The baby was rescued by a passing motorist and has since been adopted. (Here we have a thinly disguised Pharaoh’s daughter or fig-grower.)

Investigators said that Osina and her brother, 21-year-old Alexander, had watched from nearby after putting the baby on the four-lane highway on the outskirts of Moscow in May 2011.

A passing motorist stopped soon afterwards after spotting the baby and thinking it was a dog or kitten. Investigators said it was a miracle that the child had escaped unharmed.

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See, A Miracle! Subconsciously, even Russians believe in miracles and thus God.

I am making enquiries into the whereabouts of the child, once found, he can be brought to America to become a great Christian Leader like Moses, Sargon or Benny Hinn.

All information as to his whereabouts and the going rate for orphans in Russia is welcome.





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Default Re: The Russian Moses - 07-11-2012, 04:50 PM

We have them over here, too:
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No charges are expected against an Illinois woman who abandoned her 19-year-old special-needs daughter at a Campbell County bar last month. "She let her out to use the bathroom and drove away," Smith said today. "She said she just couldn't handle her anymore."


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