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Thumbs up Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-10-2008, 02:05 PM

Friends,

I almost forgot to tell you this: Benny Hinn is helping me convert the unsaved in Belgium as we speak.

While we may have our differences, it is an honour to have a Godly American ministering unto the Belgian unwashed.

45,000 attendees, PRAISE!! (or was it 45? can't remember. no, its 45,000. Fourty Five Thousand! Yes.)

Pastor Benny Hinn's word for Belgium



We are expecting God to do a great work at the Holy Spirit Miracle Crusade in Antwerp, Belgium, scheduled for May 9-10, 2008. Believers have been praying for a powerful move there, and this is an appointed time, so we are especially looking forward to being there.

We continually seek God's direction for where He wants us to hold crusades, and it's clear that the timing is right for Belgium. We see a strong unity among believers throughout the country, and people have been joining together in prayer for these meetings.

What an incredible opportunity this is to share the life-changing and miracle-working Gospel of Jesus Christ! People throughout Belgium and the entire area are increasingly hungry for God's power in their lives. I have asked our partners and ministry friends all over the world to agree in prayer that this nation will be touched by the Holy Spirit in a historic way and that the outpouring will reach throughout Europe!

And as we finish this year strong, I am asking you to continue to sow your precious financial seed so multitudes can hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ.



See, we call it Tithing, he calls it financial seed. Anyway, I'm off to attend his final meeting.

Can't wait for the outpouring. GLORY!


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-10-2008, 04:26 PM

I have seen Pastor Hinn make blind men see and crippled men walk--live on TV! He has the ability to "slay with the Spirit" and true believers keel right over when his healing power transcends them.

I wish I could be there in Antwerp with you. Pastor Benny's miracles continue to astound me. By taking his Crusade to Europe, he will show the world that he's not just another charlatan preacher from Texas!

Do most people in the Benelux region speak American? If not, the ministry will probably supply headphones like they use at the UN. It is paramount that French and Dutch people are able to benefit from the might of the Word.

An attendance of 45,000 is outstanding--the offering in euros should be considerable TBTG.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-10-2008, 06:33 PM

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Do most people in the Benelux region speak American?
I am confident that the Lord will make them hear Rev. Hinn's words in Swiss, or whatever they speak there, as He has done before:

Acts 2:6: Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.

Eventually, however, they will have to learn American so that they can read the King James Bible.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-10-2008, 06:50 PM

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Do most people in the Benelux region speak American?
That depends on the locations, many of the french speaking part of Belgium don't speak any American/English because they look to much to dubbed French TV-channels. Most of the Flemish people at least understand it, and many can speak it too. The dutch can speak and understand it also for the main part.
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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-10-2008, 07:11 PM

I have been to Belgium quite a few times on my way to the Nurburgring in Germany. you can reach about 160mph on a long section of the A10 /E40.

I spend a quarter of my working life in France, and the french love to make fun of the Belgium people for being thick/dense . its the same as the Brits do with the Irish .


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-11-2008, 01:49 AM

Pastor Hinn is not only an exceptional Man of God, but he is also an excellent golfer. It has been my privilege to caddy for him more than once when Pastor Pistle and Pastor Deacon Fred have joined Pastor Hinn for a bit of relaxation at Pebble Beach. Jesus guides his putter, I can tell you that.


What many do not realize is that Pastor Hinn's wife (Mrs. Hinn) is quite a powerful speaker herself. While she of course does not violate the Word of God by presuming to teach Men, she does advocate for Jesus in a vigorous manner.



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-12-2008, 03:17 AM

I appreciate Pastor Hinn's fearless hairstyle fashion. No $400 heathen haircuts on a runway with that man.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-19-2008, 06:29 AM

Here is an update on the successful Antwerp Crusade. Pastor Hinn looked splendid in a white Nehru suit and, of course, "his hair was perfect".

In keeping with past Crusades, Pastor Hinn cured a whole bunch of folks with a multitude of maladies. Unfortunately, the article does not mention whether the financial aspirations were achieved.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-19-2008, 10:04 AM

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Here is an update on the successful Antwerp Crusade. Pastor Hinn looked splendid in a white Nehru suit and, of course, "his hair was perfect".

In keeping with past Crusades, Pastor Hinn cured a whole bunch of folks with a multitude of maladies. Unfortunately, the article does not mention whether the financial aspirations were achieved.


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On May 9–10, 2008, people came from all over Europe—including Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, Iraq, Syria, Belgium, France, Philippines—to the Benny Hinn Ministries Holy Spirit Miracle Crusade in Antwerp, Belgium.
Pastor Hinn is sooo knowledgeable, I had no idea those countries were in Europe, Praise! Bring all those heathens to the LORD!


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-20-2008, 07:18 AM

Indeed Brothers and Sisters, PRAISE!

I was so taken aback by the show crusade that I forgot to report about it. Or I thought Jesus would do it for me GLORY! And he did, through Roberta!

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Awesome. OK, there was a minor incident - the women was reported to walk all the way to Brussels to blow herself up in front of NATO, but that might have been a rumour started by jealous people.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-20-2008, 08:26 AM

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Indeed Brothers and Sisters, PRAISE!
I love it when Americans heal Eurotrash:

Yes Benny is one the best. This is a picture of a plane like his which is very expensive to operate.



With the increase in the price of jet fuel, it is critical that Hinn Ministries get more tithing. We want our hero evangelist to be totally refreshed when he arrives at his crusade. A tired Benny might lose one soul to euro wicca trash, and that's one too many.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn's crusade on Belgium! - 05-20-2008, 09:56 AM

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Yes Benny is one the best. This is a picture of a plane like his which is very expensive to operate.

With the increase in the price of jet fuel, it is critical that Hinn Ministries get more tithing. We want our hero evangelist to be totally refreshed when he arrives at his crusade. A tired Benny might lose one soul to euro wicca trash, and that's one too many.
Praise! Brother JOAA I feel the Godly Mr Hinn would say that it would be hard to give him too much money. I'm sure Jesus would have used a Lear Jet if they had been around in His day.





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