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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-06-2008, 03:03 AM

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"True Christian™ girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh."

Sounds like Misogyny mixed with a superiority complex.
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-06-2008, 03:14 AM

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I'm 18.

"True Christian™ girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh."

Sounds like Misogyny mixed with a superiority complex.
No, it sounds like a book that you are wholly unfamiliar with.

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Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-06-2008, 06:32 AM

Once my Late Fathers disappearance was ruled as "assumed death" by the courts, my brother and I purchased a sturdy new chastity belt for my Mother. As I recall it weighed in around 10 lbs or so, and was constructed from pig iron, brass rivets, surplus Prussian Army hessian and horse leather. It also has rings designed to lower Mother in and out of the washtub on a block and tackle assembly, which also doubles as a restraining bolt that can be attached to the basement wall if needs be.
Although my Mother protested (weakly) at the time, she now wears it uncomplainingly, day in, day out, and has done for the best part of 50 years now. I'm sure if she was still capable of rational thought and decipherable speech instead of the drooling moans and squeaks that emanate fom her toothless old cats bum of a mouth nowadays, she'd be thanking my brother and I for our love and thoughtfulness. A they say, the spirit may be willing and the flesh may be weak, but once strapped into that contrivance, my Mother didn't have to worry about her flesh failing her ever again. Not as long as that key was kept safely locked in the family burial vault.
Can there be any doubt as to the love her two sons have displayed for their darling Mater? Who else amongst us has had the forethought to equip their mother with an appliance such as this? If not, I recommend it be done immediately for your peace of mind. After all, you wouldnt want the old crone to dishonour the memory of your father now would you? Or worse yet, marry again? To a foreigner? or God forbid, a son of Ham?


The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 04:53 AM

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I'm 18.

"True Christian™ girls adore and obey their husbands as if he were Jesus Christ made flesh."

Sounds like Misogyny mixed with a superiority complex.
I think you need to spend some time learning your limits. These ideas are beyond your understanding as a woman.
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:34 AM

Just what we need is more atheists messing up our forum. Don't you have anything else to do?


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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 06:26 AM

Which atheist would you be referring to?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 07:16 AM

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Which atheist would you be referring to?
Why, Mr. Wilde, I only see one atheist in this thread-- every one else appears to be sincere and heartfelt in their love of Christ!

By the way, I love your user name; Wilde! It sounds so exciting and manly, the sort of name a real man should have, like you settle things with your fists, not with sarcastic barbs and effeminate innuendo. Is it your given name?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 03:20 PM

Talk about the medieval approach.
I had no idea that "Chastity belts" were still under production, the fact they are both disturbs me, and makes me burst out with laughter.

Keep up the good work.


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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 03:34 PM

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And you can't watch 24/7, so you better send us a link so we can help.
You sicken me, the very suggestion of the idea sets me into an state of unease.
If you wish to watch such activity's as that then why not visit a brothel, it seems that it would be the only place you would fit in with a statement like that!


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How dare you try to tempt Brother Eliot into sin! He has a sterling and wholesome reputation, and you would just love to see it tarnished, wouldn't you, harlot? I'm surprised you're not trying to straddle the man yourself.
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How dare you try to tempt Brother Eliot into sin! He has a sterling and wholesome reputation, and you would just love to see it tarnished, wouldn't you, harlot? I'm surprised you're not trying to straddle the man yourself.
He wishes to view another mans wife's genitalia via live stream, i do not see that as much of a leap from a brothel, in a way it is worse.


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He wishes to view another mans wife's genitalia via live stream, i do not see that as much of a leap from a brothel, in a way it is worse.
He was trying to be helpful. Women are weak, sinful creatures. He offered to keep an eye on another man's wife's cooter to make sure that the wife was staying out of mischief, or rather that mischief was staying out of her. Brother Eliot is selfless and giving, a True Humanitarian™. Do you have a problem with that?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:22 PM

I do not have a problem when somebody wishes to keep and eye out for there family's well being, but when it comes down to this topic, not only is it degrading to the wife and women all together, it is also Highly illegal in any country, surely you can put down the bible long enough to pick up the great big book of laws?
If you keep going at this rate you will no doubt be sent to prison, most likely for sexual violations or some form of holy crusade, from the attitude that I've seen so far your motto seems to be; If it ain't christian, beat it till it succumbs.


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Young Lady?
I believe you are mistaken, for i am a male.
The only reason why my name would possibly lead you to believing me to be a female is because one of your *Extraordinarily creative* admins has changed my name to this gibberish, nice to see you doing your job


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So you're a female impersonator? Are you that "woman" from The Crying Game? You just got an infraction, buster.
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:38 PM

Good sir, did you even read my post?
i am not a female impersonator, my name was not even originally a females one.
I struggle to see how you could possibly bring that conclusion from a post that stated i was not female and never led you to believe i was, at least not on purpose.


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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:42 PM

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Good sir, did you even read my post?
I usually just skim or pick and choose. I get tired if I read whole paragraphs. I'm old, damn it. I'm entitled to read the way I want and how much I want.

Now, I'm hungry. How do you feel about making me some lunch, young lady?
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Default Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? - 08-09-2008, 05:46 PM

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I usually just skim or pick and choose. I get tired if I read whole paragraphs. I'm old, damn it. I'm entitled to read the way I want and how much I want.
I understand what your saying and have no hard feelings about the impending charges.


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