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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 11:23 AM

You are all the most ignorant and arrogant people I have ever seen online. You will fight my point and that will only prove me right. The fact that any of you think you are getting into heaven, the way you carry on, on this forum, is ridiculous. If by chance you have it right and you are getting into heaven then I hope that I have a chance to blow my head off with a shotgun before your "God" has a chance to do it for me, because I would rather be raped by Satan in hell for all eternity then spend my afterlife a group of people like you.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 11:26 AM

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sheep are not good for riding on. they cannot support a fully grown human
I didn't know that. I suppose this is one of the things you learn by living in New Zealand.

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We have come to terms with them and have givin them land and parts of our beaches.
They are not your beaches! You are just giving them back part of what you stole from the Māori in the first place!

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our team would never cheat. and papers can be misleading
I am glad we cleared that up now. So according to you, your rugby team is all innocent and your newspapers are misleading. I can agree on you with that since your media also creates false articles about drownings in the Waikato River.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 12:45 PM

Down here in New Zealand the newest naval ship, which in Māori is 'waka' or canoe, is the RNZN Canterbury:
http://www.navy.mil.nz/visit-the-fleet/cant/default.htm

Specifications

Displacement: 9000 tonnes
Length overall: 131 metres
Beam: 23.4 metres
Speed: 19 knots

Complement: Core ship's company: 53
Flight personnel: 10
Government agencies: 4
Army ship's staff: 7
Trainees: 35
Troops: 250
Total: 360

Propulsion: Diesel engines
Flight deck: Space for two helicopters
Armament: 25mm and two .50 calibre machine guns

The Multi-Role Vessel CANTERBURY is the first of seven new ships built for the Royal New Zealand Navy under Project Protector. She is affiliated to the Canterbury Region. She was built at the Merwede Shipyard in the Netherlands, under contract to Tenix. CANTERBURY’s design is based on a commercial RO-RO ship, Ben-My-Chree in operation in the Irish Sea.
CANTERBURY has a diesel-electric propulsion and a maximum speed of just over 19 knots. She provides a sealift capability for the transport and deployment of equipment, vehicles and personnel, and is capable of transferring cargo and personnel ashore in benign conditions (up to sea state 3) when port facilities are not available. CANTERBURY has two 59 tonne Landing Craft Medium (LCM) capable of carrying 50 tonnes at 9 knots with a range of 250 nm.


In Te Reo, or Māori language, nouns normally do not have a plural form. Thus there is no such thing as 'maories', 'maoris' or 'maori's', we are Māori. The main way that you distinguish between singular and plural in Te Reo is by the use of the associated pronoun or possessive. Like most modern languages Te Reo has dialectical differences, which in this case depend upon the tribal background of the fluent speaker.

With respect to New Zealand beaches I agree with Brother Cranky. If you look at Māori Land Court Records, and other documents pertaining to land sales, I have not seen a case where beaches, sea beds and or foreshore was included in any legitimate transaction between the respective tribal group and the Crown.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 01:18 PM

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Down here in New Zealand the newest naval ship, which in Māori is 'waka' or canoe, is the RNZN Canterbury:
http://www.navy.mil.nz/visit-the-fleet/cant/default.htm

Specifications

Displacement: 9000 tonnes
Length overall: 131 metres
Beam: 23.4 metres
Speed: 19 knots

Complement: Core ship's company: 53
Flight personnel: 10
Government agencies: 4
Army ship's staff: 7
Trainees: 35
Troops: 250
Total: 360

Propulsion: Diesel engines
Flight deck: Space for two helicopters
Armament: 25mm and two .50 calibre machine guns

The Multi-Role Vessel CANTERBURY is the first of seven new ships built for the Royal New Zealand Navy under Project Protector. She is affiliated to the Canterbury Region. She was built at the Merwede Shipyard in the Netherlands, under contract to Tenix. CANTERBURY’s design is based on a commercial RO-RO ship, Ben-My-Chree in operation in the Irish Sea.
CANTERBURY has a diesel-electric propulsion and a maximum speed of just over 19 knots. She provides a sealift capability for the transport and deployment of equipment, vehicles and personnel, and is capable of transferring cargo and personnel ashore in benign conditions (up to sea state 3) when port facilities are not available. CANTERBURY has two 59 tonne Landing Craft Medium (LCM) capable of carrying 50 tonnes at 9 knots with a range of 250 nm.
Aaaaaaaw. It sounds soooo cute!

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 01:51 PM

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Aaaaaaaw. It sounds soooo cute!

Someday, maybe you'll have a real ship.
Yes! You hit the nail on the head Brother Enoch
- New Zealand is just so jealous of the glorious Canadian Navy!
(Do you have a kayak that we can borrow?)




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 03:23 PM

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Down here in New Zealand the newest naval ship, which in Māori is 'waka' or canoe, is the RNZN Canterbury:
http://www.navy.mil.nz/visit-the-fleet/cant/default.htm

Specifications

Displacement: 9000 tonnes
Length overall: 131 metres
Beam: 23.4 metres
Speed: 19 knots

Complement: Core ship's company: 53
Flight personnel: 10
Government agencies: 4
Army ship's staff: 7
Trainees: 35
Troops: 250
Total: 360

Propulsion: Diesel engines
Flight deck: Space for two helicopters
Armament: 25mm and two .50 calibre machine guns

The Multi-Role Vessel CANTERBURY is the first of seven new ships built for the Royal New Zealand Navy under Project Protector. She is affiliated to the Canterbury Region. She was built at the Merwede Shipyard in the Netherlands, under contract to Tenix. CANTERBURY’s design is based on a commercial RO-RO ship, Ben-My-Chree in operation in the Irish Sea.
CANTERBURY has a diesel-electric propulsion and a maximum speed of just over 19 knots. She provides a sealift capability for the transport and deployment of equipment, vehicles and personnel, and is capable of transferring cargo and personnel ashore in benign conditions (up to sea state 3) when port facilities are not available. CANTERBURY has two 59 tonne Landing Craft Medium (LCM) capable of carrying 50 tonnes at 9 knots with a range of 250 nm.


In Te Reo, or Māori language, nouns normally do not have a plural form. Thus there is no such thing as 'maories', 'maoris' or 'maori's', we are Māori. The main way that you distinguish between singular and plural in Te Reo is by the use of the associated pronoun or possessive. Like most modern languages Te Reo has dialectical differences, which in this case depend upon the tribal background of the fluent speaker.

With respect to New Zealand beaches I agree with Brother Cranky. If you look at Māori Land Court Records, and other documents pertaining to land sales, I have not seen a case where beaches, sea beds and or foreshore was included in any legitimate transaction between the respective tribal group and the Crown.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 05:18 PM

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That vessel you described above is not a combat vessel, it's a cargo tub.

In fact you have only two combat vessels - both frigates, then two cargo tubs and 6 tiny patrol vessels.

Canada? 3 Destroyers, 12 Frigates, 4 Submarines, 20 patrol vessels and numerous auxiliary vessels. Care to bet how a confrontation between our respective crappy navies would turn out?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-13-2010, 11:19 PM

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I didn't know that. I suppose this is one of the things you learn by living in New Zealand.

They are not your beaches! You are just giving them back part of what you stole from the Māori in the first place!

I am glad we cleared that up now. So according to you, your rugby team is all innocent and your newspapers are misleading. I can agree on you with that since your media also creates false articles about drownings in the Waikato River.
You dont need to live in NZ to know you dont ride sheep.

We had to give them something because of the Treaty of Waitangi. they were arguing about the land we took from them so we had to give some back. we are actually close with them.

anything could be misleading. the The Waikato river is a fast flowing river. when people swim in it, they know the consquences when they swim in it. Your not actually ment to swim in it in the first place since you can get a fine. so people drown because they dont know what to do.

you didnt answer my question about why your attacking New Zealand?


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You dont need to live in NZ to know you dont ride sheep.

We had to give them something because of the Treaty of Waitangi. they were arguing about the land we took from them so we had to give some back. we are actually close with them.

anything could be misleading. the The Waikato river is a fast flowing river. when people swim in it, they know the consquences when they swim in it. Your not actually ment to swim in it in the first place since you can get a fine. so people drown because they dont know what to do.

you didnt answer my question about why your attacking New Zealand?
Son, you have some really stupid swimmers in austrailia. Is it true the water all flows back to the source because it is on the bottom of the earth. I have always wanted to see that. could you post a picture? Thanks, I really appreciate it. I'd come in person but I made a promise to myself that I would never visit a third world nation.

In answer you your question, no one is attacking anyone. Don't be so paranoid. God see that weakness and it upsets Him.
But I will tell you, if the USA were to attack you, the war would only last a day or so longer than the one against icleand did.


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Son, you have some really stupid swimmers in austrailia. Is it true the water all flows back to the source because it is on the bottom of the earth. I have always wanted to see that. could you post a picture? Thanks, I really appreciate it. I'd come in person but I made a promise to myself that I would never visit a third world nation.

In answer you your question, no one is attacking anyone. Don't be so paranoid. God see that weakness and it upsets Him.
But I will tell you, if the USA were to attack you, the war would only last a day or so longer than the one against icleand did.
I am female sir not male. Um Australia is our neighbou and we are not part of it. Um no our water goes to drains, oceans and sewers. Just because were at the bottom of the earth does not mean our water stays there.
We are actually not a third world country. We are more second world. were not in poverty nor advance as the US or China. Its a lovly place to visit. lots of natural forests, birds and other stuff.

I am not attacking i am more letting the statements that was made seem more clearer


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I am female sir not male. Um Australia is our neighbou and we are not part of it. Um no our water goes to drains, oceans and sewers. Just because were at the bottom of the earth does not mean our water stays there.
We are actually not a third world country. We are more second world. were not in poverty nor advance as the US or China. Its a lovly place to visit. lots of natural forests, birds and other stuff.

I am not attacking i am more letting the statements that was made seem more clearer
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 02:38 AM

Im not exactly small and I dont think hobbits come from NZ.

Although i didnt mind the hug bit. I love giving hugs to people who needs them


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 05:04 AM

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Im not exactly small and I dont think hobbits come from NZ.

Although i didnt mind the hug bit. I love giving hugs to people who needs them
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 06:25 AM

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Homersexual sheep rapists, huh? What kind of filth is this?
I think somebody needs to sink their islands and just start over.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 06:41 AM

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Amen! This is how much I love God.

Song of Solomon 8:1-4
O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised.
I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please.

Hugs to all.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 06:44 AM

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Hugs to all.
Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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Why you should stop being gay:

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Sir i am female not male. i would not lie about my gender


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 06:59 AM

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You know I just want to hug you
Cranky Man, why is it that you attack Freeks-Angel for wanting a hug when your so called brother does the same with any attacks onto him?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:08 AM

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Sir i am female not male. i would not lie about my gender
I didn't say you are male, I said you are gay. Otherwise why do you want to hug "all"?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! - 04-14-2010, 07:10 AM

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Cranky Man, why is it that you attack Freeks-Angel for wanting a hug when your so called brother does the same with any attacks onto him?
Freeks-Angel is a girl and a Brother wanting to hug a girl is definitely not gay. A girl wanting to hug everyone is obviously a lesbian slut.


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