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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-13-2011, 03:38 PM

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Ban all games since they look bad
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-14-2011, 01:26 AM

This is outrageous. I have read all of the minecraft thread, and then I read this. They are just games to entertain people! They have no connections to Satan or evil.

Whats the connection of the helmets on the pigs and Nazi's, I wear I gray helmet when I play football or lacross, does that make me a Nazi? No.

I have played minecraft, and I am planning on buying angry birds, I find nothing wrong with them, even my father plays angry birds, and before you start talking about my father let me tell you about him. Hes Roman Catholic, he respects his wife, he has never cheated, he is a Freemason, and he has raised a son (myself) who loves Jesus, loves to persue academics, and loves to persue a better life. Now I think we can my say my father is a pretty good man. So if my dad who we established is a good man plays a game like angry birds, I do not see anything wrong with it.

Also, how on earth does the motion over the screen simulate female masturbation. In that case you can say the track pad on my laptop simulates female masturbation, or that typing simulates fingering someone in the anus.

Going over to the biological facts (biology in a baptist forum what have I done?). Masturbation (and sex) before a point of climax can be considered a cardiovascular workout. So people even have sex to exercise. At the point of climax chemicals are released from your brain which are a "reward" chemical. These chemicals can help prevent acne, and even help increase awareness. How in anyway shape or form OTHER THAN FROM YOUR SCRIPTURE can you find masturbation or sex bad?

The way I see it, God wants us to be part of his creation, so he makes sex something we want. In wanting sex we help keep the humane race going. Also why would God give us the feeling of pleasure and love if we were suppose to not express it? Why would he give men a penis if we were not to use it?

I am a Roman Catholic, I go to church every Sunday. My pastor has touched me. I am now sexually attracted to children. I am planning on defending the country you love so much with my life in a few years. Please note when someone makes the slightest stereotype towards you guys, you say don't be stereotypical, yet you stereotype the Catholic church, Muslims, Blacks, Mexicans, Homosexuals, and the list goes on.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-14-2011, 05:43 AM

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I am a Roman Catholic, I go to church every Sunday. My pastor has touched me. I am now sexually attracted to children. I am planning on defending the country you love so much with my life in a few years.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-14-2011, 09:52 AM

Below is further proof of the depravity of Angry Birds.
Please be aware that these images may cause you some distress.

The position of the 'finger' alone is enough to make you puke. Not only are our children being brainwashed by demonic Finns, but instructional information on how to 'play' is an affront to any True Christian™.
Please note I post these only to educate - notice on the last image, the Satanic representation of a large eagle, this is indicative of the Satanic conversion of American children that the finns hope to achieve.

These are not safe for work, not safe for anything therefore please exercise discretion before you scroll to the images




Notice the metaphorical representation of the 'finger'.

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What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?

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The most disturbing of all;

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Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-15-2011, 07:24 AM

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-15-2011, 08:07 AM

I can sincerely say all of this is true brothers and sisters, with great shame I have a confession to make.

During my 9 month sinful binge I did play this game several times and I swear it changes you. it brings over such a feeling I can not begin to explain. Every time I fingered those birds, every time I touched that screen.

I am so so ashamed of myself for saying this. I have since repented and cried night after sleepless night, praying for forgiveness. I locked myself in my prayer cupboard and stayed there for hours on end seeking God's forgiveness. I can now say I have broken this sinful addiction that is this sodomite game but you have to all be aware of this.

All of you newcomers and those who have not yet given your lives to Jesus, ask yourselves. Would you rather risk an eternity in hell for a few moments of pleasure playing this satanic game? Please, I beg you all, do NOT play this game and if you have pray that it is not too late for you.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-16-2011, 03:01 AM

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-16-2011, 10:51 PM

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There's you problem. I thought I smelled some of that cat-o-lick influence in your judgment. Its not to late, you can still try to convince him to become Baptist, and maybe even a True Christian™ . You can convert and maybe become one too.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-17-2011, 04:26 AM

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That's disgusting.
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The 'logic' of a True Christian™ really is the most humorous of all.
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-20-2011, 06:16 PM

Bad news, Brethren and Sistren. The evil Denmark company called "Lego" has brought the Angry Birds sex game to Legos:



Will the atheistic Danes stoop to ANY level of depravity to advance their darwinism?


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The most horrible country combined with the most horrible game. The rapture must be close now.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-20-2011, 08:33 PM

What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.


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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-21-2011, 02:40 AM

wow, connecting a touch screen game to female masturbation? I guess stamping letters at the post office is practicing male masturbation. As a side note, there are things WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than this, may i direct your attention to 4chan.org?
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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-23-2011, 05:09 PM

I apologize on behalf of my country. This is filthy game indeed. Practising this kind of Sin is not the will of The God.

I feel shame that I was born in this shameful and Godless country, which shouldn't even exist.

Anyway, I praise the Lord that He saved me and leaded me out of this Pit of Satan.

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Default Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America - 01-23-2011, 08:34 PM

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What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?

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Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!


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This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."
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Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."
I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?


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I find it very hard to believe that Brother Gabriel's seven children are being "fingered" by their classmates. That is child molestation!



Brother Gabriel, they're not attending a public school, are they?

This is what I was talking about.
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