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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 12:29 AM

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Withers in Hell will be more like it.

GOD hates back sassing uppity women. But Satan will have her mouth full when he jams his giant throbbing tally wacker in it. At least it will finally shut her up.

What is it with you people and your obsession with the size and shape of demonic p******?


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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 12:53 AM

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Withers in Hell will be more like it.

GOD hates back sassing uppity women. But Satan will have her mouth full when he jams his giant throbbing tally wacker in it. At least it will finally shut her up.
Hmmm she will probably still find a way to murmur something whilst in that position with a mouth like she has.


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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 01:52 AM

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zzzz . . . huh?

Oh, sorry. I fell asleep. Did you say something interesting or relevant?

Thought not.

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What is it with you people and your obsession with the size and shape of demonic p******?
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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 03:59 AM

Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 11:23 AM

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Pastor Ezekiel tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.
Sounds very un-holy and rather kinky. Well.... as long as you enjoyed being spanked by one of Landovers finest...

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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-23-2008, 12:33 PM

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Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

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Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.


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Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.
Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.


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Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.

No one forces you to read my posts, sweetsie. Feel free to skip them if you find them uninteresting.


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I can think of another alternative, you mindless slut.


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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 05:43 AM

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Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.
I actually found it quite amusing. Keep up the good work Dancer
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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 05:54 AM

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I can think of another alternative, you mindless slut.
Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....
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Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....
Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 06:00 AM

Something about "man gr@vy", whatever that is.
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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 06:09 AM

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Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.
That makes her a slut how? It makes her a thilthy potty mouth. Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not piffleing (edit that word if you want) numerous men.
Try this one.....
I can think of another alternative, you keyboard warrior from hell.
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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 06:13 AM

piffleing, hmmm, the word filter sucks...
ok try i'll try this again...
Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not landing numerous mens junk.
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someone just needs some help cleaning up her language.


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Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not landing numerous mens junk.
Dear Friend,

Most women are "in love with their husbands not landing numerous men's junk." A husband who does land numerous men's "junk" is bad news for a wife.

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Default Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) - 03-24-2008, 06:24 AM

Ummm, I'm sure it is bad news for a wife if the husband turns out to be gay...

What the???
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No one forces you to read my posts, sweetsie. Feel free to skip them if you find them uninteresting.
Well, Field of Poppies,

I react to your posts much the same way as I expect you react to a car accident.

Much as you cannot help but slow down and look, even though you know there's a horrific wreck awaiting your gaze, I cannot resist reading your posts.

Similarly, as you feel compelled to stop and crawl around the wreckage looking for wounded infants and small children so you may sacrifice them to your pagan demons, then drink their blood and eat their flesh like some warped Catholic, I find myself unable to stop responding to your dull-witted musings.

Just as you vainly hope that your demons will grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams, I pray -- perhaps equally an exercise in futility -- that you will either stop posting entirely, or learn to post interesting and relevant things instead of witless off-topic one-liners.


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